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Girls, have you ever told a guy he has a big penis when he is in fact small just to make him feel better about himself?
Do you think it's normal?
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yes only because he would go suicidal since he's so selfconcious about himself.
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well why dont some of you girls tell us if you ever faked orgasm LOL.

I think most guys know except for some of the prepubes we get here if their cock is big enough LOL
The poster above how big was it or small should I say
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no I don't see many of those things.
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Tbh I dont think I can remember ever having the joy of a small dick hehe.. The bigger the better I say!! Mmm in horny :P
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i tell girls they're tight when in fact I have lost my watch inside their cavernous vaginas. Is that the same thing?
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Blowing it will inflate it
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i think atleast every girl has
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i tell myself. does that count?
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I think its the same thing as telling a girl she is tight when I could easily shove a computer monitor up her snatch. I know a few women that got all worried after they pooped out a baby that their boxes were too loose. Most women can make themselves tight with muscle control though if they work at it so its hard to tell... they can fool you anytime I guess.
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of course not...!although i think that all boys above the age of 16 know if they've got a big one
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ALL THE TIME...you have to make them think it's big or they might not orgasm.
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Yes, I've done this. But it was only to one guy, the rest were average or bigger.
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ive done it.. lmao!
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I've never had a guy who was SMALL, but I have had several who were AVERAGE.

What IS it about the cock that you guys feel you have to be able to satisfy a small pony with it? It really IS how you use it, unless you are cursed with a micropenis (Medical term that)

Once (and only once) did I have a guy with a Huge cock (Literally eleven inches) - and let me tell you, it was No Fun. He cracked my hip.

Even for girls who don't have my physical probs, a huge pecker isn't all that it is cracked up to be. You can by machines with huge cocks on a rotaiting pivet the keep going forver. Women don't generally buy them, neither do gay men.

Me? Give me a guy with an average sized cock who knows how to use it and I am a happy girl.

(now, if he has a nine inch TONGUE........ :D )

October Marie
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@: P00LTOY
Exelent coment !!! Bravo
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Why womans speak just about size of dicks ?

A lot of woman have incredible big vagina, particulary over 35 old.
and no one speak about that.
In LA is surgery just for large vaginas. There is medicin for that problem, or find black fucker. Horse for horse. Human for human.
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small how O.o ?
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always remember this, girls dont give a shit if a blokes cock is only 3'', that is as long as he's got a 9'' tongue....lmfao.xxxxxxx
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i'm your man.........mmmmmmmmmm
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Yes i have done that
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Bummer. I'd share mine with you.
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not if ur observant and really love the female body
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Yep.
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I never had any desire to join-until I read your comment..I had to join just so I could be the first one to tell you that women don't POOP babies out of their snatches- but I guess if you don't know the difference between an anus and a snatch- you have much bigger issues....
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hey I'm a guy and just wanted to let you know that all guys must love to get lied to by the girls we like cause y'all do it so freakin often I mean how's this guy gonna feel when he finds out later that you only said that to make him feel good I'll tell you he's gonna be fuckin mad or he's gonna drop to his knees and cry
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no, but i would just so he could be embarrassed when he met a girl who would call him out on his puny size.

i'm a jerk.
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yes its sad, but its so funny how easily they actually beleive you swelll? right? i think every girls has told him that so when i told him he beleived me and i wa sliek are you serious?? hahahah .
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I would think man with ANY kind of brain wouldn't be so stupid as to believe something like that...
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You might need Gene Simmons :o
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yes. i have.
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lol, it's the only way because it's funny how guys get so happy afterwards
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haha I think more women lie about it than not, just today my ex was complaining about how long she hasnt had sex and I told her to drive the two hours and see me. However her response was she didnt want to risk getting dissapointed, ouch!
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@: Veno88
Venno88 - You are a bitch. how would you like it if someone made a bad comment about the size of your equipment?
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I ask if they've measured it...and if it's over 5 inches I say it's "above average". I'm not going to lie to anyone!
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i just avoided the question and said it didn't matter & that it was a good size.
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haha.
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You would.
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umm well no i have never told my husband that mostly becuase he doesnt care
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no, my boyfriend actually does have a large penis.
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Yes, I once dated a guy with a 3" dick and I had to break it off with him the day after we had sex.

Then I dated another guy that was about 5" and thin and he would always ask if it was big enough. I always said it was average size and fine. When things got very serious I dumped him because I didn't want my future sons to have small penises.
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Haha thats pretty funny.
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LMAOO!
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I've never done it but it is normal to do. As humans we want to make our partner happy and satisfy tem. This is normal. And I agree, it's not about the size, but how you use it. My friend dated a guy with a 9 inch dick. He wouldn't know how to use it if had of came with instructions!
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PAHA!
reminds me of the time this dude got his dick out
it was so small !!!!
it looked like it should be a alive like a caterpillah
and it was wrinkley and nasty XD
i now tell him he has a caterpillah raisin dick :L
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you mean stuff like you're not fat when you are?
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lol. i been told i have a big penis and a small one. maybe its a comparison thing exactly how small is small and how big is big?
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LOL
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like i say...its not about da quantity ov size...its about da quality ov usage =P mine is average hehe
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floppy donkey dick. many times its a matter of opinion (if they have had all big dicks and your normal then they would think your small, while the opposite would also be true). but of course they do that, how turned on would you be if she was jerking you off while complaining about how hard it is to keep a grip on your small slippery dick. :3
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i fake it all the time and i do tell my lover he has a big penis it feeds the ego which makes him perform even better
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omg that was hella funny to read...micropenis??
LMAO!
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LOL that's very nice of you! You could always be slightly more honest and just call if MAGNIFICENTLY, GRANDIOSELY average.
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We guys think that that big penises = superiority. Tell guys they have big c*cks or else....
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size doesn't matter. Mine is only 6 inches and it works just fine in a pus*ie, an a** hole, a mouth or in my hand. size does not matter
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yes we all do it :)
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whats so bad about a small penis?? lol guys are embarrassed and girls laugh. I don't get it =/
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ive done it.

also, you can tell if a girl is faking by her skin. [if shes white] her stomach, butt, thighs and lower back, one or more, will flush. its involuntary, aka you cant fake it.
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yuppers ha it boosts their self esteem and makes the sex some what better lmao
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Hahaha xD
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No, if its small i point and laugh. And guess what! they still fuck me. its funny shit.
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Yeah, I know what you are saying. People want this or that until they actually get it.

For me, it is my inability to be able to finish, so I can go on for a long time. Lets just keep this short but after an hour and she has gotten there several times and I am trying for my first time on getting there, she will often feel bad like I don't find her attractive.
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