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i tell myself. does that count?

you mean stuff like you're not fat when you are?

of course not...!although i think that all boys above the age of 16 know if they've got a big one

floppy donkey dick. many times its a matter of opinion (if they have had all big dicks and your normal then they would think your small, while the opposite would also be true). but of course they do that, how turned on would you be if she was jerking you off while complaining about how hard it is to keep a grip on your small slippery dick. :3

oh fuck... all my gfs saying i got a huge cock... you think they are lying?! shit!

I've never had a guy who was SMALL, but I have had several who were AVERAGE.

What IS it about the cock that you guys feel you have to be able to satisfy a small pony with it? It really IS how you use it, unless you are cursed with a micropenis (Medical term that)

Once (and only once) did I have a guy with a Huge cock (Literally eleven inches) - and let me tell you, it was No Fun. He cracked my hip.

Even for girls who don't have my physical probs, a huge pecker isn't all that it is cracked up to be. You can by machines with huge cocks on a rotaiting pivet the keep going forver. Women don't generally buy them, neither do gay men.

Me? Give me a guy with an average sized cock who knows how to use it and I am a happy girl.

(now, if he has a nine inch TONGUE........ :D )

October Marie

hey I'm a guy and just wanted to let you know that all guys must love to get lied to by the girls we like cause y'all do it so freakin often I mean how's this guy gonna feel when he finds out later that you only said that to make him feel good I'll tell you he's gonna be fuckin mad or he's gonna drop to his knees and cry

Yes, I once dated a guy with a 3" dick and I had to break it off with him the day after we had sex.

Then I dated another guy that was about 5" and thin and he would always ask if it was big enough. I always said it was average size and fine. When things got very serious I dumped him because I didn't want my future sons to have small penises.

well why dont some of you girls tell us if you ever faked orgasm LOL.

I think most guys know except for some of the prepubes we get here if their cock is big enough LOL
The poster above how big was it or small should I say

no I don't see many of those things.

Tbh I dont think I can remember ever having the joy of a small dick hehe.. The bigger the better I say!! Mmm in horny :P

Blowing it will inflate it

I think its the same thing as telling a girl she is tight when I could easily shove a computer monitor up her snatch. I know a few women that got all worried after they pooped out a baby that their boxes were too loose. Most women can make themselves tight with muscle control though if they work at it so its hard to tell... they can fool you anytime I guess.

ALL THE TIME...you have to make them think it's big or they might not orgasm.

Yes, I've done this. But it was only to one guy, the rest were average or bigger.

ive done it.. lmao!

small how O.o ?

always remember this, girls dont give a shit if a blokes cock is only 3'', that is as long as he's got a 9'' tongue....lmfao.xxxxxxx

Yes i have done that

Yep.

no, but i would just so he could be embarrassed when he met a girl who would call him out on his puny size.

i'm a jerk.

I would think man with ANY kind of brain wouldn't be so stupid as to believe something like that...

yes. i have.

lol, it's the only way because it's funny how guys get so happy afterwards

haha I think more women lie about it than not, just today my ex was complaining about how long she hasnt had sex and I told her to drive the two hours and see me. However her response was she didnt want to risk getting dissapointed, ouch!

I ask if they've measured it...and if it's over 5 inches I say it's "above average". I'm not going to lie to anyone!

i just avoided the question and said it didn't matter & that it was a good size.

umm well no i have never told my husband that mostly becuase he doesnt care

no, my boyfriend actually does have a large penis.

I've never done it but it is normal to do. As humans we want to make our partner happy and satisfy tem. This is normal. And I agree, it's not about the size, but how you use it. My friend dated a guy with a 9 inch dick. He wouldn't know how to use it if had of came with instructions!

PAHA!
reminds me of the time this dude got his dick out
it was so small !!!!
it looked like it should be a alive like a caterpillah
and it was wrinkley and nasty XD
i now tell him he has a caterpillah raisin dick :L

lol. i been told i have a big penis and a small one. maybe its a comparison thing exactly how small is small and how big is big?

like i say...its not about da quantity ov size...its about da quality ov usage =P mine is average hehe

LOL that's very nice of you! You could always be slightly more honest and just call if MAGNIFICENTLY, GRANDIOSELY average.

We guys think that that big penises = superiority. Tell guys they have big c*cks or else....

size doesn't matter. Mine is only 6 inches and it works just fine in a pus*ie, an a** hole, a mouth or in my hand. size does not matter

yes we all do it :)

whats so bad about a small penis?? lol guys are embarrassed and girls laugh. I don't get it =/

ive done it.

also, you can tell if a girl is faking by her skin. [if shes white] her stomach, butt, thighs and lower back, one or more, will flush. its involuntary, aka you cant fake it.

yuppers ha it boosts their self esteem and makes the sex some what better lmao

No, if its small i point and laugh. And guess what! they still fuck me. its funny shit.

well every one thinks that i have a big dick just because i am tall only 510 thats not tall to me plus i have a 5inch dick and i can say if a girl ask of the size of my dick i tell them and they don't like it i think to my self o well that bitch can go the hell on she just missed out on me im sure i can fuck good and a long time they don't mind me jacking off for them on my web-cam on yahoo

Noone's ever asked me if I think their equiptment (penis) is big or not, but in answer to your question It's not the size of the ship that's important it's the motion on the ocean! x

Yes I have.. His penis was so small it kept falling out while trying to have sex and he kept asking me if I liked it and if I thought his duck was big.. I couldn't be mean and hurt his feelings..

Sort of... I didn't say "Jesus H, your penis is huge!" I just said "Holy shit", and let him draw his own conclusion. Nothing wrong with that.

I have :p

Aha, yes I have. Only because I dont want the guy to be insecure. Big, long, thick dicks are the best! ;)

I tell him that i love his penis..

all the girls my own age i tried to get them to let me fuck um but as soon as they seen my pewee-sized-dick they didn't want to fuck me they say my dick is to small little

it still works as a big dick would and im not a wanna be like most other guys im my self not trying to be someone else im not going to change who i am for some girl

all i can say is oh fuckin well for these 22 year old gals because they don't know what they are missing out on oh well i guess its just that old gals like me better then the young ones

it kind of gets me mad in away because here's all these hot young girls the same age as me 22 and they don't like me only older 28 and 30 year old's do why is this i wonder i really do wonder i can't figure it out my unc said pussy is pussy.

i told him but older pussy is dry

Personnally, as a guy, I don't think size really matters. I'm of average size (6.1 inches) and I think I would be ok with an even smaller size. Its no big deal really.

I think it's normal to do that but i usually tell them the truth and so far all of em respects my opinion.

no i never tell a guy he is big if he isnt.

I never understood y we put so much emphasis on dick sizes. I have no clue hw long my husbands is n he never measured it! Id say its around 7 or 8 but i dont give a damn. A dicks a dick as long ad its not falling out every minute like that other girl said but i nevr herd of that b4!

yes only because he would go suicidal since he's so selfconcious about himself.

yes its sad, but its so funny how easily they actually beleive you swelll? right? i think every girls has told him that so when i told him he beleived me and i wa sliek are you serious?? hahahah .