Ok, so 1 day i was home alone and was feeling really horny and my cat was sitting on my lap when i started 2 get a boner, then i wondered what it would feel like if i had anal sex with someone so i held my cat down, spread open his legs and stuffed my d**k up his bum.
am i normal?
please say if you have done this be4
am i normal?
please say if you have done this be4

I mean. Amen. A minute of silence for the poor cat.
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LMAO (can't hold it! xD)
"it should be the car asking for help on this site."
You have many other options to replace DOING YOUR GODDAMN CAT.
1) Yiff. Dress up and do it with someone
2) Get a real pussy, or some ass if that's what you're into
3) Get help
4)Go find a mountain lion, sit on it, and see how it makes your innards feel
5) Go die, please.
Soooo... this just isn't possible with a cat.
Unless your penis is the size of a male cats. Then maybe...
That's fucking sick you actually made that up.
Not cool.
2. its a cat
3. its a male
You disgust me. You Pig!!!
30% of me on the other hand, thinks is a true story.
In case it is, I pray to God that that cat become a horse in its next life, and get its revenge.
Just saying.
did the cat hurt you?