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Help me i raped my cat up the ass
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Ok, so 1 day i was home alone and was feeling really horny and my cat was sitting on my lap when i started 2 get a boner, then i wondered what it would feel like if i had anal sex with someone so i held my cat down, spread open his legs and stuffed my d**k up his bum.
am i normal?
please say if you have done this be4
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You must have a tiny baby dick if you can fit it in a cat's asshole.
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@: WarLord
lol! And I also AGREE! Good point warlord.
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get a real pussy
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@ indotits. HAHAHA that was good.
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Not really much we can do to help. I mean, it already happened and it should be the cat asking for help on this site.
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ROFLMAO.

I mean. Amen. A minute of silence for the poor cat.
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LMAO (can't hold it! xD)

"it should be the car asking for help on this site."
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I'm curious as to the aftermath of this unholy interaction between your sick fuck of a cock and that poor, poor bastard.

You have many other options to replace DOING YOUR GODDAMN CAT.

1) Yiff. Dress up and do it with someone
2) Get a real pussy, or some ass if that's what you're into
3) Get help
4)Go find a mountain lion, sit on it, and see how it makes your innards feel
5) Go die, please.
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I think the post was a lie!
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sadly, it's not a lie. I'm sure of it. hell there are groups for bestiality. It's not normal. It's disturbing. PETA would kick yer arse. Stop now.
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Ew your a freak
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what the hell is wrong with you, fucking animals is wrong, why can't you just be normal like everyone else and fuck a dead baby?
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Well you must have some relation to Catherine the great. Is it normal, no, it is very sick. In fact some male lion should ram you up the ass, see how you would like it. I hope for you, the cat, and the whole field of taxonomy, that this is a lie. If not, you my friend are just bat s***t nuts.
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sdasdasdsad
Ewwww!! You disgusting bastard
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Sorry, there's no way that's possible. Not with a cat anyways, I've heard of people doing it with small dogs, but they usually die because of the trauma to their rectum.

Soooo... this just isn't possible with a cat.
Unless your penis is the size of a male cats. Then maybe...

That's fucking sick you actually made that up.

Not cool.
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Fake.
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Small Johnson.
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You're psycho...
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cabinet70
Yes I do this everyday my house is now covered with dead splattered cats.
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I don't know if it's normal though it dosen't sound it but I know people do this, sad to know. I feel real sorry for your cat, more for you. Leave your cat and other animals alone. If your old enough buy a sex toy if not use something else, SOMETHING ELSE not someone else. PETA would have you up! hope this helps
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@: LGforme
Look, PETA-Poorly Educated Teenage Activists.. It's in the name that they know nothing? Want to learn more? YouTube :Rucka Rucka Ali PETA. First result will tell it all.
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How loving of you
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? You don't even deserve a legit answer. You need help.
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your really horrible...don't feel sorry for yourself...what about your poor cat????
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wtf your sick
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I think you're a liar. If you did you to a cat, the cat would die of peritonitis because you would rupture its intestines.
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I think this is a lie.. But if its not.. Get help or just stop. That's not good for the poor cat.
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WOW, all of you are such jerks. I mean i would stop doing that to your cat but YIKES! All of you put down horrible comments. This guy must fell horrible if it wasn't a lie.
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I don't really believe this story, because I own cats, and they can be enormously hard to hold onto if they don't want to be. And they are armed with ten switch-blade knives which could rip a person to shreds if they were scared or angry, not to mention very sharp teeth. I would not advise anyone to try something like that. Dangerous! If no actually succeeded, they would be guilty of animal cruelty, which anyone finding out about would report to the authorities.
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Correction - 20 switch-blade knives. Anyone who has ever had ahold of a scared or angry cat knows that you will let them go mucho FAST!
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this makes me really sad ur a heartless person to have done that to a cat
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Too gross
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1. thats sick
2. its a cat
3. its a male
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What did your cat seem to think?
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Do the world a fucking favor and kill yourself you nasty fuck
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Nice pussy.
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How about orally pleasuring him first?
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no its not normal that is sick
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meow. OW!
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AnneEatzurheart
OMG POOR CAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :*(
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My sister, Bella, speculated the other night that how do we know the cats, dogs, toddlers, etc. don't actually like it? Maybe they do, maybe they don't. Some things we will never know for sure.
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your chatting shiit mate!
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xemily
you sick, sick man.
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CamiStar105
It's not normal, it's called animal rape/abuse!!!
You disgust me. You Pig!!!
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I hope you get help!!!!!
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cleosdoc
Ur a fucking idiot on so many levels.
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I can't imagine you being able to fit but if you do it again, record it and email me
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Haha I agree.
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HUGS
Fuck oops autocorrect I meant to say your dick doesn't fit IN a cats ass! Haha lol.
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@: HUGS
Auto fail haha
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that is just so wrong on so many levels...
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Wow, fucking disgusting. Keep it in your pants. :O
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Troll?
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mikel
u cat raper that is not normal
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"Help" Why should we help you? What you did was deplorable!
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70% of my brain thinks this is a made up bullshit story just to gather some humorous comments, and pass your time.

30% of me on the other hand, thinks is a true story.
In case it is, I pray to God that that cat become a horse in its next life, and get its revenge.

Just saying.
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Didn't the cat scream and bite?
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Try a woman
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Poor cat! You have done something very wrong, Sir!
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That's just... wrong... on so many levels!
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Yea I kinda did it too....
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Haha fuck protection, balls deep bro! Haha I'm just fucking with you. That's messed up.... At least get some pussy or real human... Or in your case you must be completely disgusting so... Blow up doll might be your best option bro...
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Did you really need to ask what the normalcy of this was? The answer should have been obvious.
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flikr
of course it's normal, i just did with my pet cat, goat, horse, pig, and snake. I do with my animals all the time
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@: flikr
-.- ur weird lol
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@: flikr
armadillo? Llama? Anteater?
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AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Really funny well it's not like it's normal or not normal it's nothing important it's something that you will remember as something really funny event.
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confused3
did you get pleasure,?
did the cat hurt you?
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Well just use protection and its all good
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