ok, so 1 day i was home alone and was feeling really horny and my cat was sitting on my lap when i started 2 get a boner, then i wondered what it would feel like if i had anal sex with someone so i held my cat down, spread open his legs and stuffed my d**k up his bum.
am i normal?
please say if you have done this be4
You have many other options to replace DOING YOUR GODDAMN CAT.
1) Yiff. Dress up and do it with someone
2) Get a real pussy, or some ass if that's what you're into
3) Get help
4)Go find a mountain lion, sit on it, and see how it makes your innards feel
5) Go die, please.
Soooo... this just isn't possible with a cat.
Unless your penis is the size of a male cats. Then maybe...
That's fucking sick you actually made that up.
Not cool.