hi!! hairy here

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hi yesterday, i was masturbating and i felt an huge hair ball around me. It was like those hair balls a cat would have. it was all sticky and wet and gross. I picked it and smelt it. It smelt like eggs and fish combined. I decided not to let it go to waste. and put in tonights dinner. I can't wait for our main course tonight. IT's in the chicken wrap. and the chicken soup.

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gizzie57 (9539)

2007-07-27 21:41:52

You make me want to puke my guts out.YUK!

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spazzilla (9527)

2007-07-28 17:36:26

dumbass

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Me_Loved (11938)

2007-11-27 10:04:41

umm thats gross yet disturbing

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namelesstosay (9634)

2007-12-24 20:32:39

7 AM

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Barnum (8435)

2007-12-25 14:20:01

Sounds...ummm...well, very appetizing!

Yeah.........................

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hi!! hairy here 5% Normal 5 Comments

hi!! hairy here

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