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Hi honey, daddy's here.
Well at least he was a minute ago. Oh he must of nipped out to the garage to make sure the alter boys are still tied up. He is making them go hungry, it's his new project, i think he wants to experiment on thinner boys as all the heavy set chaps are a bit too strong for him nowadays, he is getting on a bit you know dear. Anyway darling, the reason i am posting this is because i want everyone to know what a lovely person you are deep down. I know you have some teething problems here on your new playing website but don't worry, things will tuen out nice for you, they always do. I mean take daddy's court appearance, you were going to tell on him until he gagged you and put his winky in you and told you the bad clown will get you and skin you alive if you did. Then you decided not to put daddy through the terrible ordeal and he rewarded you with hotdogs. Like i said, it will all work out in the end my darling. Love you honey. Take care now.
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you just opened something up and i ams going to nail you shut. you made me vbbreak my keybord and i am so mad i could spit but its okay spammy because i will get anotyher one and i will be here for you to morrow and then i will show you what a real bitch i can be
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you fucked with the wring bitch this time spermy and you asre going to learn that
october
Funny thing about me. You can push my buttons and drive me apeshit - IF you know the buttons to push.
That kind of thing usually only works once.
ONCE.
I'm all better now, in fact, I think you'll soon see just how much "better" I am.
Kisses.
October
Go away and be nice and I'll send you my Spice Girls CDs
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