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Hidden Camera *UPDATE*

OK I said I would give you guys an update on my situation and here it is.
Since my last post - out with camera, in with GF's - I have decided to turn the tables in my favour. In order to stop my sister from blackmailing me into having sex with her cheerleader friends and their boyfriends I got rid of all the evidence that I ever put a camera in her room. I put all the tapes and all the camera equipment into my rucksack and rode as far away as possible from my house as time would allow (I did not want to explain to my parents what I was doing so I snuck whilst they were watching the ever riveting 'Big Brother').
Anyway I found a dustbin and threw all the tapes in there and the camera equipment so that when the rubbish was collected those items would disappear forever. However when I got back home I realised that I had disposed of all the tapes - I had intended to keep the one where my sister and her friends assualt me so I could use it against her (for justice not revenge).
This is a problem for two reasons:

1.) I wanted to use it agianst her
2.) She will be angry when shes finds out thats its gone and my punishment will go from bad to worse

So I went back to the dustbin. The tapes were gone. All of them. The rubbish hadn't been collected so someone must of taken my tapes!

Please Help I need that tape back! What should I do?
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Comments (9)
I suggest you stop writing this shit and make up something more interesting you fucking cunt!!!
Anonymous (Story Author)
'I suggest you stop writing this sh*t and make up something more interesting you f**king c*nt!!!'

Firstly you are a hypocrite. Secondly you are either a plagairist (see C.B half baked stories) or yet another Chav Scum on this website.

You are a hypocrite because you say my writing is shit when clearly you have never written anything worthy of reading (perhaps you did write a story similar to C.B/jeehab which you and your equally 'laddish' friends found extremely entertaining and jerked off to the thought of you fucking your minger girlfriend - I hope your 'jizz' didn't ruin your burberry scarf!).

You are also chav scum and a plagairist - I apologise if you are not a plagiarist but considering C.B also gets horny when he calls 'fucking cunt' I have no choice, unless you are also like C.B (and his 'mate' Rellak) whereby your brain cannot interpret complex thoughts so the only insults you can come up with (other than 'fucking cunt' of course) consist of 'your mom', 'you slag/slut', 'wanker', 'pussy', 'pikey' and yet again I aplogise if I missed out some of your better works (and by those I mean the same excellent writings that got that D grade on your english paper) but to me your works are like scrawl on the rizzler paper you use to roll up your 'weed'. However I yet aain have to aplogise if you do not have enough money to buy basic drugs and are forced to get high from a bong made from an empty fizzy drinks bottle (I am not going to use any brand apart from the tesco's economy brand - paid for with your wages from cleaning the kiddies tables at a Macdonalds restaurant) and are forced to borrow the necessary drugs from one of your 'mates'. Hey you all live on a council estate you have to watch each others backs.

Looking back on this post I have found something that I have overlooked - and I aplogise for doing so it must have taken ou an hour to read the above already - but seeing as you are on the internet and you have a computor that must mean that you are a street rat by choice. Allow me a few moments to laugh this over.

Ok I'm done. Reply back when you can come with a response worthy of reading.

To the rest of you: DON'T WRITE A COMMENT ON MY STORY THAT ISN'T A CONTRIBUTION OR I WILL HAVE TO START WRITING SHIT TO GET YOUR ATTENTION. I NEED HELP 'YOU FUCKING CUNTS'!
Anonymous
use your GPS!
i've lost my left ball once, but with GPS i was able to find my ball!
i'm so happy
Your reply was certainly more interesting than the first load of dross that you wrote.

Your opinion of me matter little, I was only pointing out the fact that your story was boring.

(and I still think your a cunt.)
lads lets chill it down and agree that C.B/jeehab/ME is a legend and so is my mate Rellak. Sweet. Ripe. W/e. btw that cunt that went "you fucking cunt" you aren't cool, you're copying me. and i will kill you. adios cunt xx
@: jeehab
I wasn't copying you, you fucking turd!
thanks for the tapes
he has the tapes still
you are a dick