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Horny bed post
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Last week while shagging the missus i leant back on the vinigar stroke and wound up with the bed post 6 inches up my ass! Totally shocked i tried to get it outta my ass and tore a second a**hole for myself. Thats not the worse thing! I went to the doctors the next morning only to find i needed 2 stitches in my crack. Q: Has anything so bizzar happened to anyone else?
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Comments (6)
cabinet69 (3089)
2006-09-07 08:43:56
No but I heard about a mate havinga root on a camp stretcher it collapsed 1 girl 1 torn arshole. Youd better get a bed with round ends on it
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fido00000000000000000000000001 (3645)
2006-09-14 06:11:26
True story Do i have to post a pic of my second asshole for you to believe me?
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freakinkool (4047)
2006-10-17 17:06:52
due it must suck to take a dump
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Shaka_Zulu (3938)
2006-10-19 01:09:15
lol! i got a hammer stuck up mine when i was 14. it wasn't funny @ the time but it is now. i fell off my dads work bench onto the hammer & it got wedged in my ass & a doc had to get it out.
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Brown_eyed_beauty (4064)
2006-11-14 19:40:51
lol...damnit boi ill buy ya a new bed! ouch! good luck!
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leahhh001 (7025)
2007-04-19 13:53:17
@: Brown_eyed_beauty
so where does your poo come out of...?
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