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K well this girl I know was doing herself with a hotdog and it got stuck up there and she had to go to the hospital! this is totally true! very! Umm I dont think its normal but..what about you?
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cabinet70
you should have eaten it out for her
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right on!!!!!111111
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surely it depends on the location, but generally the hospital gets alot of weird cases. u should never stick up stuff that can break inside u.. food (hotdog, cucamber..etc) that are too raw can be broken in half and then what?
normally..its easier when its in the anus.. because it will be pushed out by the..erm u know.
in the vagina it takes longer, but the muscles of the vagina are very strong.. so dont worry..its not like its gonna get lost inside her or something..same thing happens with condoms..
yes its normal.. horniness make us seek nature's help...its so spontaneous and beautiful and organic.
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Let me ask you this,,, who's normal? There is a term called not an "adverage" thing to do, but who's normal? Anything becomes normal after a while I think, and hearing about some girl using a hotdog is a pretty commen thing I been hearing for years and years with the same ole story behind it, but it does'nt make them ab-normal does it? It's called an accident, and maybe she'll learn something by it. So tell us, what's your hidden secrets??
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@: wtbiff
I have none..Im 14..not old enough to be disgusting with that crap..she was 13...bleh
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Vagina owner here -- and just as most of us know that it's impossible to "lose" a tampon "up there", it's just as impossible to lose a hot dog.

The logistics of this whole situation are beyond hilarious. Who would use a hot dog for pleasuring themselves in the first place, as the damned things are in NO way similar to an erect penis except for possibly the length? Also, aren't most of them salted to some degree? Raise your hands, all you ladies who really get off on the idea of salt in your vagina.

Jeez, what's wrong with dildos and vibrators that we have to start rummaging through the refrigerator looking for sex toys? Now I'll probably never be able to eat a hot dog again, wondering where it's been :-)
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pinkmonkey7
im 13 and i dont stick food up there!! if u really wanted to put it in a condom so that way if the food item breaks then its in the condom not in u....i think ill stick to my viabrator
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yeah tell her to try a sword next time
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Ya I think its weird..I never told her personally but everyone one calls her hotdog girl..its odd
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The accident comes into play where she thought something like that would never happen, but it did and maybe she'll learn to find other things instead to dildo around with hopefully,, but you still have'nt mention your hidden secrets tho,, trying to blow that one off aintcha? And don't tel me you don't have any weird hidden sercrets neither or start explaining to the world here all yout turn ons, or if you DO NOT, then you have strange things too about you like the rest of us do that we keep hidden..... I say, leave hotdog girl alone if you can't prove you're any better okay?
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lal
howdogs or mushy
she good have tensed and it would have fell out..
or got her cat to eat it out
either would be efficient
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its normal girls get horney and use anything around them to feel what sex is like atleast she dint use her dog or a hampster......
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Dopplegangaer
Well, Ive heard of that, a friend of mine did it once(she, not he, and yes I am a guy, Im just trusted way to much for my liking, and no Im not gay) and same thing happened to her, and well, I agree with gtbiff, who here is normal? no one can b normal or abnormal bc once u get used to it, it becomes normal, anyway, it doesnt matter, a 13year old isnt gonna go into a sex shop asking for a dildo, I mean come on, will they even sell it to her? Thats pretty stupid if u ask me, and what is she supposed to know about the ingredients the hotdog has, shes 13 lol, sure it was stupid, but she was courios, so why blame her? let her live on with her life.
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Funny, i know a chic from my ex school. she shoved a banana up there and it... Broke. Its Normal but damn wierd!!!
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eat it for hir


it coms out naturaly
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It's true - you cannot lose things in your vagina. Just don't ever stick a hot dog in your bum, because that is possible!
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rofl im enjoying thisa convosation its not possible to lose something in ur vagina but rofl if shes 13 shes curiose and i asure you that i dont think her parents would let her buy a vibrater or something!!rofl
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I came so hard lastnight using a condom over a hotdog. It was nice and cold... It took about 30 seconds. Literally.
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