how do guys masterbate

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up and down....up and down...up and down is all you need to know.

Another 14 y/o boy posing as a 14 y/o girl SICK!

wtf i am so a girl u are a fag why would a guy want to know how he masterbates wouldent he already know dipsh*t

shove your d*** in a cats arse ya f**k head

okay...i dont know why you would need pointers on how guys masturbate but they like it when they lick girls vaginas and when girls suck there dick

I hope girls do it different.

1. spit in your hands.
2.grab it.
3.up and down
4. repeat step 1 when hands get dry.

see?? only 4 easy steps...

lol grab your d*** and up and down

ok you lick your hands look at a porno then you slide your hand up and down , u squez your hand tightly around your d*** while stroking it then you go up and down till you explode lol

Insert two fingers slowly, then, very slow, go up and down, and then, right when I'm about to come, I remove my fingers and let the torturing feeling of fill me for a few seconds, then I insert my fingers again and come while my fingers are still inside of me. Sometimes I even like to lick my juices.

1. grab ur dick
2. pull it between ur legs and up ur anal.
3. Go in and out
4. Puke on it
5. poop on it
6. sperm inside ur den and leave it there

first you find a wire. or a q tip. or, better yet, a pipe cleaner. then you insertit into you ureathra and pump it up and down. at the same time, grab your penis and begin to jerk off normally.

postscript- if opting with the pipe cleaner, squeeze a lemon onto it first, then rub it in shards of glass. Have fun!

Well, i think this is right. It probably is.

1) Put your hand that you write with around your d***.

2)Start going up and down your d***.

3) After youve done that, put the same hand over the same dick again.

4) Start to shake everywhere not knowing where really really fast.

5) once you've done that, sperm/cum should start to come out.

does that really make you cum

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO you made my morning. lol

I have to agree with tony m. lol