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How do you simulate a blowjob?
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Okay, I'm just curious. What's the best way to feel like your getting a blowjob, even though your not? How do you simulate it? And don't suggest using a vacuum cleaner, that hurts your d***. Thanks for your help.
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nearly (10533)
2007-10-20 15:42:18
Use a wet vacum cleaner lmfao
Alternatively, have a wank and be done with it.
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Gloomtail (8527)
2007-10-20 18:56:13
Only fagbags really do that, and not to mention, unless your c*ck is huge or your freakishly flexible, you can't do it.
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ICEMAN69 (11263)
2007-10-20 23:30:28
buy a high quallity pocket pussy then hook up the vacume to the other end like ur dad does
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cranberri (11177)
2007-12-05 11:49:11
i heard if you put your hands around your c0ck, and thrust into them with lots of lube... it's better than moving your hands. idk... i have a vagina....
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Jim_Pfoss (19247)
2009-03-21 20:12:03
I don't know how to simulate a BJ, but every time I pay my taxes i feel just like I'm getting f*cked in the ass.
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