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How do you simulate a blowjob?
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Okay, I'm just curious. What's the best way to feel like your getting a blowjob, even though your not? How do you simulate it? And don't suggest using a vacuum cleaner, that hurts your d***. Thanks for your help.
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I don't know how to simulate a BJ, but every time I pay my taxes i feel just like I'm getting f*cked in the ass.
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If you use a vacuum, it will rip your dick off
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i heard if you put your hands around your c0ck, and thrust into them with lots of lube... it's better than moving your hands. idk... i have a vagina....
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nearly
Use a wet vacum cleaner lmfao
Alternatively, have a wank and be done with it.
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go to the bank pull out $50 and GET A HOOKER
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smoke2011
take your hand and lube it the make ur hand look like a v ( using your whole hand)slip it over your dick thats how i do it
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Go to a sex toy shop or web site and buy a sex doll. Then you can fuck any way you want and she won't say NO.
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Flunken
Well... I use a vacuumcleaner at least tvice
A week!
It gives me very nice blowjobs :-)
If you vant To watch it its in the
Xnxx or xvideos

Search "flunken vacuum"

:-) mmmmm.....
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@: Flunken
are you the dude with the yellow vacuum?

Why put that on xnxx, you need a hobby.
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Flunken
Well....
This is my hobby and i love it
So much ....
I love to use doll's allso!!
Seen those videos ??
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@: Flunken
Those inflatable ones?
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Tenga, google it.
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