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how many times should you wack off a day
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hey im still not back 2gether with my girlfriend...so i wanna ask, who do you wack off to the most and how many times do you wack off a day
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Thats a lie, even when guys are getting laid they still wack off sometimes dont be such a liar it hurts other peoples feelings.
Of all "healthy" people surveyed, 90% of men admit to masturbating and the other 10% lie claiming they don't masturbate. While 70% of women masturbate and 30% lie claiming they don't masturbate. If you are healthy, you masturbate regardless of how much sex you get.
hot girls in the school
I used to jerk off, for 10 years, but I stopped, I havent spank my monkey in 3 months now, and Im not gonna.
The reason, is because I now believe masturbation is energy suicide, as you hear it.

Kundalini energy is life energy, sexual energy, healing energy, healing for the body and soul. And you loose bunches of that energy in ejaculation, that is why you dont get it up after cumming.
You loose precious "brain food" too, like Zinc.

I dont care what anyone say, I honestly feel better now, it feels like Ive seen reality, and most people are trapped in their own shell.
about 12 times a day. I like to shoot my love juice while on the computer.
how do you jack off with your 2 inch dick?
You are crazy for real go get help, you havent nutted in 3 months thats alot of built up pressure, i think even the pope beats it.
@: smithee
Smithee you wacking it to all the hot girls in school you cant get? I hope their boy friends dont come and kick your ass if they find out. Get a doll or pockett pussy.
not to brag but i dont have to beat off anymore _IM GETTING REAL SEX WITH A REAL WOMAN!!!!!!!!!!
LOL how cute your having sex for the first time... im just so proud of you I feel like ive watched you grow up on this site and become a man.
Thanks for your advice man, but I get all the help I need from my wife, no need for a date with "the unconditional".

I really feel good thought, Im starting to see things in a different matter, I thank God for this clarity of mind.
u all r dummber than f**k
Do it as often as you possibly can.
I jerkoff to Miley Cyrus and i jerkoff about 5 times a week or more
You are all full of crap. You jerk the chicken when you're damn well ready. That's when it's the most fun, and explosive. ;)