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A senior prank?
A few suggestions.

~Fill their denture glass with toilet water
~Rig their car so it goes OVER ten miles an hour
~Replace their pacemaker with the garage door opener
~Refuse to 'start' their rocking chair for them
~Inform them nobody gives a fuck about the price of bread fifty years ago
~Tell them their pantyhose are wrinkled when they aren't wearing any
~Master making cracking sounds with your mouth; employ accordingly whenever they stand up
~Inform them that 'getting lucky' does not mean finding their car in the parking lot
~Replace denture adhesive with cement
~Turn their car radio to a heavy metal station, turn it off, then turn the volume all the way up.

...Or did you mean a Señor prank?

Senor with the '~', rather.

take a rag and soak it in ether and hold it over his mouth and nose...... he will pass out... as for perminant damage i can not be sure, i have only done it once... and i didnt give a shit about that person

I'd say go with Griffen, just make sure you have your diploma before you do it.