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Hurt By Mommy
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I recently got with this guy that likes to pretend that he is my mom. When he tries this shit, I think is it so stupid. I told him this and his feelings were hurt. He is so cute though that I will play his dumb-ass game. I hate myself now but I love his beautiful Penis. THIS NORMAL?????
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METHOSjr. (83)
2005-06-20 14:20:05
As long as the pennis is worth it, go for it. Pretend you are his dad and Impregnate yourself. This may sound confusing but it is totally "dooable". Trust Me.
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appleve (436)
2005-06-30 18:54:11
okay, I was going to say as long as you're enjoying yourself go ahead, but then I realized you said you hate yourself. Because of the control he has over you? Why not make up some games of your own? Or just dump him, that is one freaky fetish he has.
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kickstand (530)
2005-07-01 07:11:19
Where do you live, dear? If all you're concerned about are his pennies, I'm sure I've got a roll that'd help you out quite a bit more. And I'll only make you cook and demand that you don't pretend you're my mother!
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hmmm (508)
2005-07-03 14:59:57
@: kickstand
not pennies its a sensor idiot
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AustinMGross (388)
2005-07-10 22:56:00
@: hmmm
yeah a sensor
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Anonymous
2005-07-30 16:14:30
yeah a censor
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Moi (588)
2005-07-30 16:59:18
On Mom is more than enough, who needs another.

There's plenty of other penises in the sea.
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DJ_Slone (697)
2005-08-01 22:51:21
I am totally fucking confused by this post. So...this dude pretends that he's fucking his daughter or what? Unless you were speaking metaphorically, no cock is worth that much craziness
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