Are You Normal?

Curious how others might perceive your situation? Submit your story today and find out what others think...

Home > All Categories > Health

Hygiene
66% Normal
11 Comments

Ok so this mornin i was runnin very late for work got up threw my clothes on and ran out the door, no i didnt have a wash and no i didnt brush my teeth, ive been chewing the professional whiting gum all day. and i brushed my teeth last night and when i got home. is this normal
Do you think it's normal?
Does this story fit one of these flags? If so, click it! [Best Of] [Funny] [Interesting] [Weird][Lame] [Off Topic] [Innapropriate]
Comments (11)
Freedomofspeech (3655)
2006-10-16 13:36:38
Normal but disgusting. Leave the damned snooze button alone and get your ass out of bed.
Reply
babyangel2580 (1623)
2006-10-16 16:07:18
It happens to the best of us.
Reply
CrazyMoFo (1953)
2006-10-16 16:53:29
Don't panic, ur fine
Reply
leobutrkurnel (810)
2006-10-16 20:04:13
Who's Gene?
So, let me get this straight. This mornin' you were runnin' late so you started throwin' your clothes on then began runnin' out the door, forgettin' washin' and brushin', chewin' the whitin' gum, gettin' home later and brushin'.
Is your question: Is it normal to lose your 'G' key? If so, I'm thinkin' no.
Reply
x.princess.x (3703)
2006-10-17 08:29:51
ha ha leo dont be mean not everyone types as perfect as you :P I don't
Reply
bouncexmysoul (3948)
2007-01-19 18:20:36
it's not a question of weather its normal or not. just learn from this experience and prevent it from happening again
Reply
ANALAREA51 (6329)
2007-03-05 17:13:30
i never bursh my teeth at night so wheni wake up i get this great plaque colony all over my teeth with bad breathe
Reply
gangbang420 (5524)
2007-04-10 21:20:49
I think this post is fake.
Reply
hum_dinger (7890)
2007-04-30 17:28:14
This guy disgusts me.
Reply
finny (5994)
2007-05-13 12:04:14
wow u didnt brush ur teeth alot of ppl dont do that wow get a life this is a supper sad story
Reply
charliebrown (3883)
2007-09-28 21:23:24
I don't know why everyone's so disgusted when people say they don't shower every morning. I have a bath once a week unless I've been doing a lot of excercise and you'd never be able to tell I don't wash everyday if you met me in person.

It's completely excessive and neurotic and I wish our society would get over it so we can stop wasting so many resources. Maybe your a fat sweaty slob and you need to wash everyday, but generally I don't.
Reply