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Hello. I am John, 59, and live in Brooklet, Georgia. I have a story to tell you, and I am pretty curious to find out whether it was normal or not.

I am a bisexual 63 year old retiree. I used to spend my spare time helping out at the local baptist church.

While i was at the church, there was often little to do. I mainly sorted out various records that the church kept, and spring dusted the bibles that they kept.

The minister, who i shall name as Barry, was a middle aged man who originated from Finley, Alabama. He was well built, had grayed hair and stood at roughly 6 foot. I know this sounds strange, but i knew he had an obsession with little children. I caught him once masturbating to one of Enid Blytons fairytales; I wasn't bothered. In fact I helped him slowly climax, and then in once long moan he blew his hot sticky loads all over my face.

When i returned home later that day to my wife, I felt i needed to compare my experiences with Barry to hers. When i rubbed her vaginal area, i couldn't help think that it wasn't as pleasure provoking as masturbating the minister.

So i left the woman, because she could fulfill my darkest desires. I ran away with the minister, to a small town in Oregon. Now we live much happier lives; our sex lives has improved so much, that i have my own collection of Velcro bondage restraints!

I have received ridicule from my family; disowned by my father. I think i am normal, but i want to know what you think. Please be sensitive in your comments, as this is a sensitive subject for me. Thank You.
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Comments (5)
Enid Blytons fairytales LMFAO. I think this may be a fairytale too but if not its normal and at least your keeping the priest away from little boys
fake
obviously fake are you 59 or 63 make up your mind
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