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I am horny
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I'm always jacking off in my car, sometimes I drive around for three hours totally nude with a hard on the whole time . If I see a cute girl I'll drive up to her and come all over my crotch as I show her my 8" dick.
Reactions I get are from terror to a smile and sometimes they lick their lips and I open my door and we go to my place. Once, one of them was // years old. We spent the whole night in my bed.
Do you think it's normal?
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Comments (6)
okmijnuhbygvtfc (17193)
2008-11-24 14:54:17
You are the most fucked up person I have ever heard of. Obviously this is fake, but anyone who even makes up something like that should make like a lemming and jump off a cliff.
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Bazaza (18929)
2008-12-29 18:57:43
dude i hope this is a joke but i know it seriously could be real you need to see a therapist if it is because no this is not normal.
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ilovesmellybox (20927)
2009-03-12 19:02:09
id really like to kick your pedophile ass , you sick sick individual. After that you will go to jail , and i hope you get ass raped every day...
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mineeskirtzox (23643)
2009-07-27 16:30:28
This is really sick.
Like, unbelievably sick.
Who wants to see some oldy with a stiffy driving around stark ass naked?
Way to go, you big ass motherfucking pedafile.
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webs666 (26232)
2009-08-07 13:01:03
MATE YOUR SICK..
EWWWW THAT'S WRONG...
WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU..
Do you know how delicate some car seats can be? A single splash of semen could knock £'s off the sale price of your car! Idiot!
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Nini88 (31026)
2009-11-10 15:15:20
Your disgusting -.-
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