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i am sexually aroused by princess peach
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whenever i play mario games, i always jack off to princess peach because she is a beautiful woman and she deserves respect and that f**king mario isn't worthy enough to lick her delicious feet

also i am very homosexual please rape me
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Comments (11)
LosT_GuY1968 (10729)
2007-10-13 19:33:01
NOW WHY WOULD YOU WANT THAT DONE?
DOES NOT MAKE SENSE? OKAY THERE ?
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Orochimaru (9975)
2007-10-13 19:39:36
no one will ever love you, you dont have enough...hate!
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JanIAm (10668)
2007-10-13 20:36:14
Frankly, I think you would scare Princess Peach. As for Mario, perhaps he would satisfy your yearnings for the raping that you desire. "Here we go!"
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Potato (7428)
2007-10-13 20:42:58
peach is a useless slut
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EmoKid (9268)
2007-10-14 00:51:23
xD i love this Story .. Bravo
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The0n3 (10347)
2007-10-14 02:43:15
If you're homosexual why do you jack off over peach? Wouldn't you much rather Luigi or Bowser? Bowser would be counted as beastialty so i don't know..
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Orochimaru (9975)
2007-10-15 12:29:41
@: JanIAm
yeah mario would beat sum ass!
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TheReverent (11155)
2007-10-16 14:44:37
I think Peach seems a bit dim. She' royalty yet she's throwing herself at dodgy, immigrant plumbers who appear to be addicted to Mushrooms. Her father must be getting sick of her. I'm keeping my eyes on the headlines for her magic carpet "accidentally" crashing in a tunnel...
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Nonnie (10822)
2007-10-18 21:58:40
you'll LOVE this Mario spin off.

http://img51.imageshack.us/my.php?image=48-196510_Son_of_a_P.swf
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October (10003)
2007-11-07 20:33:20
Wow - OMFG! - Wow
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Chuckle (2016)
2008-07-26 01:08:49
READ LETHAL WEAPON BY CHUCKLE!
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