I am straight
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I am straight, but I like to stretch my bumhole, I started off with fingers and then pencils and now I can fit 20 pencils in my ass:

is that normal

p.s. it cost not lots

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nwsamurai (1710)

2006-05-16 02:57:05

"it cost not lots" ?

Is that supposed to be english?

And who uses pencils anymore? What are you some kind of commie? Go buy a pen like a real American.

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Bore_Guy (1732)

2006-05-20 00:21:16

Are you saying these pencils are cheap?

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CrazyMoFo (1953)

2006-05-20 01:14:16

Contragulations, You've now graduated to Cucumbers . . . Bro, 1 pencil is gay, 20 pencils, is just Extra Super Duper Gay, You flaming homo.

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ombretordue (2122)

2006-05-20 13:54:15

Hahaha, nice reference!

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yates (3218)

2006-08-15 08:36:31

@: nwsamurai

Have you ever tried a rolling pin?

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I am straight 5 Comments

I am straight
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