I dont really know how to start this so i'll just start. Im in my 30's and my girl friend is around my age, shes got a son named dan who is 10 and he lives with us during the week and goes to his dads every other weekend. Well a few nights ago me and my girl got drunk and we sent dan down the road to his friends to get him out of our hair and well has the night went on my girl went to bed in our room and I feel asleep on the couch only to wake up to a nasty smell, when I opened my eyes dan was crouching in front of my face with his pants down. The little f**ker had farted in my face and I wasnt going to stand for it so I jumped up and grabbed him and punched him scare in the nose so hard his nose broke and blood went everywhere. He started screaming and his mom ran into the room so I had to make up something so I said I thought he was a burglar and my wife bought it, no one at the emergency room really asked any questions but today me and him were alone and he told me he was going to tell his dad when he went over there next weekend so I had to take matters in my own hands so I yoked him up and said to him "if you tell anyone what happend I will f**king kill you, you tell your dad you got into a fight at school!" You see his dad was a golden gloves boxer and hes threatened to kick my ass before. But I'm not afraid of him I just dont feel like I did anything wrong so why should I have to fight another grown man over this?