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I dont really know how to start this so i'll just start. Im in my 30's and my girl friend is around my age, shes got a son named dan who is 10 and he lives with us during the week and goes to his dads every other weekend. Well a few nights ago me and my girl got drunk and we sent dan down the road to his friends to get him out of our hair and well has the night went on my girl went to bed in our room and I feel asleep on the couch only to wake up to a nasty smell, when I opened my eyes dan was crouching in front of my face with his pants down. The little f**ker had farted in my face and I wasnt going to stand for it so I jumped up and grabbed him and punched him scare in the nose so hard his nose broke and blood went everywhere. He started screaming and his mom ran into the room so I had to make up something so I said I thought he was a burglar and my wife bought it, no one at the emergency room really asked any questions but today me and him were alone and he told me he was going to tell his dad when he went over there next weekend so I had to take matters in my own hands so I yoked him up and said to him "if you tell anyone what happend I will f**king kill you, you tell your dad you got into a fight at school!" You see his dad was a golden gloves boxer and hes threatened to kick my ass before. But I'm not afraid of him I just dont feel like I did anything wrong so why should I have to fight another grown man over this?
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you know... i should fucking stab you my dad did that shit to me and i aint gonna take anyone else having to go thru it i didnt even do anything wrong when my dad did it he just did it for fun i told my uncle(eddie) hes a pro fighter and my uncle kicked my dads ass and now i live with my mom

anyway the point is you should die
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you overreacted, sure he deserved a slap for doing that, but breaking is nose? o_O you reap what you sow dude so if i were you id expect that knock on the door from a very angry dad :s



Peace jah bless
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I agree you did overreact.

I think you just dug yourself into a deep hole. He was wrong to fart in your face but seriously man, you need some self control.
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ChrisUFC
Well he did fart in your face and that can cause some people to do things they regret later, my advice come clean to his mother about it and do your best to be the big man and apoligize to the kid. Has for his dad you probly have it coming anyways so man up and go visit him and tell him what happend, he might still kick your ass but it will make you more of a man going over there and owning up to it.
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Well smelling other peoples farts does piss me off but not enough to break someones nose. Take the beating that you're going to get and don't do it again. Next time keep a lighter handy so you can set his farts on fire and singe his ass.
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You dont punch little kids man, that just doesn't happen. Own up to the everyone and apologize, and maybe you wont get your arse kicked.
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If you care anything about other human beings or your girlfriend and her child you MUST appologise and set a good example. If you really mean it and you are honest about what happened it will show just how good a man you are. Otherwise you really are a cowardly child-beating bully piece of shit.
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YOU DONT PUNCH 10 YEAR OLDS YOU FUCKER I HOPE HIS DAD KICKS YOUR ASS. A slap ...mabye but not a fucking blow to the nose..GOD he isnt one of your buds that you can fuck around with HES A KID. But i do aggre farting in your face would piss me off, but not enogh to puch him. Also isnt it illegal to threaten somewone with there life? QQ shitbag.
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I hope he does tell his dad and his dad beats the living crap out of you. In fact, give me your address and I'll come over and beat the F**cking sh**T out of you.
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Ha ha ha little fucker got no respect for you!! violence wont get you the respect you shud have tho mate... bed with no supper.. thatll do the trick
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your all fucking idiots
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You are a God, how fucking hilarious would it be punch an annoying little brat in the face, teach him some respect. And if anythin comes of it with his dad, take the kid hostage and if he trys anything kill the kid and then the dad and then anyone else who pissed you off then finish yourself. Hope that was helpful.
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spamjavelin
i pisssed myself laughing at this post..my missus couldnt see why i laughed so much...the best part is where you threaten to kill him if he tells his dad.. roflmao..
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my prediction is your missus will leave your ass in the near future. And when she thinks back to the time when started to realize you were a total loser, she'll remember how you laughed at this post. good luck to you, wanker
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u overreacted i mean he is only 10 and any kid streched between two houses is gonna be mad when his parents are seeing other people.
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It's seems a little odd that you referred to this woman as your girlfriend and then as your wife.
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Your john?
YOU MOTHER FUCKER PUNCHED MY SON YOU SON OF A BITCH IM COMING AFTER YOU
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Hey Buddy,

If I had a slut mother who wasn't sure whether the guy I was with is my husband or not, then I got shuffled to another home on the weekend, then back again....only to find two people who would rather get drunk and "get me out of their hair", and send me to yet a third place down the street...I would probably fart in your face too. Sounds like with the priorities you and your woman have, you'll only be around for a maximum of five years or less...then I hope the kid comes and finds you years later and kicks your ass for being such a self centered jerk off.
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Oh yeah, and I forgot to add, apparantly neither one of you were concerned about a ten year old's curfew and whether or not he got home safely from his friends house? You were too busy passed out from boozing it up to care when the kid got home. People like you two are the reason kids end up on milk cartons. How the hell did your girlfriend(?) wife(?) get full custody of this kid?
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If all this isn't bad enough, rather than showing any remorse for punching a defenseless 10 year old kid in the face, you threaten to kill him afterwards. I wish I knew where you lived cause I'd call child protective services myself. You are a worthless drunk and a cowardly bum.
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wow a 10 yr old thats very messed up, y didnt u just tell his mom
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yeah this is fucked . . .
you sound scared of the dad
and you prolli should be . . .
i'd recommend running away as fast as you can
and trying to live with yourself in some other place
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I hope his dad beats the living shit out of you,if you did that to my son I would break your entire face!
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you realise youve just threatened a 10 year olds life, who's stuck in the middle of a divorce, i have no respect for you. Apologise, he already hates you
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Having a 10yr old myself and an 11 year old nephew, who would fart in your face in second - I understand your frustration. But you way overreacted. YOU are supposed to be the adult - he's learning by your example and you just taught that kid to break someone's nose if they do something upsetting. Furthermore, he now thinks the best way to handle a mistake is by threatening the others involved or affected by the negative action in an attempt to cover it up rather than own up to it. He's not going to learn respect, he's learning fear. Respect and Discipline will get you much better results in the long run. Man up and apologize - not only could you be looking at an ass beating from his dad, you have just committed a couple of offenses that could land your ass in jail.
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oi you pissie pants, thank your lucky stars he didn't follow through.

Bout time you man up a bit.

nob'ed
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i hope he kicked your ass you piece of shit
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I hope he puts you in a coma you little spineless freak. Hes ten years old if I had the chance I would take allot of satisfaction in ripping your ear off.
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Alysecuppycake103
you over reacted he's just akid and what you did was wrong you shuda let his mom deal with it
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You messed up when you threatened to kill him if he said anything you should have just told his dad the sane thing you told your girl friend
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child abuse!!!!
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