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I can't stop pooping after sex
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Hello

After i had sex with my BF yesterday, and i just can't stop pooping, i'm in fact writing this on the toilet, i even eat out here.

We had anal last night, i said i didn't want to, but he did it anyways, and she showed his penis up my anus, and when he was done, he urinated on me.

Please help, i don't wanna spend rest of my life on the toilet.
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Comments (12)
"She" shoved his penis!! You'll probably stop someday. There can't be infinite shit in your body
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krusokat
@: kelili
but my asshole hurts
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Try to poop before and use enema www.goo.gl/JegAr or something.
Did you like the anal thing?
If yes, pooping was the price for it yesterday.
If not, don't let him do that ever again.
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This happens to porn stars. That is why they are so skinny. I am not kidding you. They have to get enemas to prevent this.
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krusokat
hello again, i was at the doctor yesterday, and he said the situation is crucial, and he said the only solution was an amputating, but can that be right?
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They're gonna cut off your ass?

Or your boyfriend's schlong that started this whole mess in the first place?
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krusokat
Hello

The doctor, if i recall correctly, said something about removal of my gluteus maximus, but i've no idea what that is, i just know that it's an amputation, which i don't really know what is either.
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Well its not all bad news, something similar happened to me, and I had a orangutan's ass implanted when my own was blown off.

Its a fairly straightforward procedure.
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The good thing about a surgical ass removal it that your buttocks may be worn as matching hats by you and your man.
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Only if they are properly treated by the correct professional. Not just any old asshating taxidermist would be able to accomplish it.

Do you have an asshat?
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If you look at what the op is saying, either english isn't his/her first language, or he/she is trolling pretty hard...

I suggest writing in your normal language, and translating it into english for us using google translate.
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