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I cheated on my g'f with a pidgeon
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ok, well i had been with my g'f for a year now and one day i decided i didnt love her no more, because i had fell in love with Bob.
Bob is a pidgoen, i know its weird, but i really do love bob, problem is bob makes an awful mess and is starting to annoy me, im being held to emotional blackmail because bob is now pregnant with twins (Lolly and Pop) so i cant leave bob and have to support the twins.
please help
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Comments (8)
INeedToGoWeeWee (6435)
2007-04-06 16:38:27
I think you need help, get in touch with your local GP and councelor. Your new girlfriend, Bob... Is a girl? Ok, I suggest you take her and your children, congratulations by the way, take them down to the RSPCA, they will be fine in care (Y). Then you get some help. Quick.
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undergooger (7292)
2007-04-06 17:01:28
please leave the pigions alone
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Broken_FerrisWheel (6844)
2007-04-06 17:29:39
Are you ok?..mentally i mean.
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Knock_It_off (6904)
2007-04-06 18:34:48
It's pigeon! P-i-g-e-o-n. Hope he pecks you for that! Bird seeds and news papers aren't expensive.
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BobbyFakeName (7310)
2007-04-06 22:26:36
Sorry to tell u...there not ur kids
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xOx_hOt.Biatch_xOx (7325)
2007-04-07 12:43:26
i'm sorry to tell you that you really have got serious mental problem i mean wtf... you had sex with a pigeon... =| do you not see the wrongness in that =| fucking disgusting if you ask me... but hey your life your problems... you can get any diseases that the pigeon is carrying for all i care i mean you deserve to get them after thinking the bird is actually carrying your twins... i also suggest you go put yourself into a mental hospital. =)
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Juicy (7683)
2007-04-30 06:40:53
ROFL WHAT?
dang man
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Eman96 (15701)
2008-08-16 17:15:22
so you made a pigeon human - you're messed up!
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