I admit it, I have a single group I can't stand.
I DESPIZE the elderly.
I HATE old people!
I hate their jelled, useless brains. I hate their foul, rotten stench. I hate the fact that not One of them can tell you with any certainty what they had for breakfast more than two days ago - yet, they can all seem to recall a Magical time in this country where you could buy Anything for "Only a nickle"!
I hate the fact that these fossils can't hear a damned thing - Unless you happen to say something that they don't agree with, at which time they can hear you if you are crouched down in the farthest corner of your backyard and whispering at 3:00AM.
I hate the fact that they can't seem to comprehend that times have indeed changed in the last 50-100yrs, and that things as they were THEN are not exactly as they are NOW!
I really believe that when you hit 70 you should be put to death, painlessly. Take what two or three organs still work (Never the brain) out and give them to someone more deserving!
Oh yes, old people always Do have this one line that is supposed to instill guilt, the line goes: "You'll be old someday too."
Uh-HUH.
Number one, I doubt I will make it to old age. More importantly, if I DO, I HOPE I will be able to find the Dignity to take my own fucking life.
Not joking at all. 100% Serious.
-crank dat
The elderly deserve our respect and care.
circle town gather 'round!
what do you call old anyway?
& i've never met an old person who smells.
maybe i'm just lucky
& to me they seem like sweet people
who are usually extremely kind (obviously you get the odd few)and generous & know alot more about the world than you do & deserve our respect.
Middle age people are cunts
They were young before, just like you. They are precious, to the family and to the society. They have went through life and experienced many things that a dumb@ss like you never experience before. They know many things and they are not USELESS. You are totally insane to be hating old people. HOW COULD YOU!
So what?
They STILL stink. They can't eat, see, hear speak or think, think in any real sense of the word.
And their "Lives"? Spending the day in a semi coherant lumbering state until sleep or death mercifully claims them?
Sorry. Not for Moi!
The Divine Ms. O.
But I definitely plan on offing myself before I get to the point where I'm wearing diapers and being fed applesauce.
There are good and bad things about old people. I don't like how they smell either, how they seem to get very selfish and cranky and complain about everything, how they take FOREVER to do things, such as counting their change out in 5c pieces so they can keep the dollar coins. They also think that their age gives them the right to walk straight to the front of the queue. But they can be interesting and can give you an insight into the past.
i hate old people besides the fact that they get ugly and wrinkly,like you said they never seem to understand that times have fucking changed!
ough i hope i die when im like 55.
u just gotta be more tolarable towards them, like me hehehe.
oh, and i think volunteering at a nursing home or retirement home is a great idea. it might change your attitude.
( u're shaking your head right now aren't u lol)
The body goes through many changes as we age, Older people cant help the way they forget things or how they are. Their brains are much more evolved then yours. Their clothes and speech may be outdated, but they were probably in the "in" crowd just a few decades ago. They deserve our respect and any help that we can offer them. They have probably lived through and seen more war,hardships and pain then we could ever imagine.
They are the foundation, and the reason why we live like we do and can act as selfish as you with out repercussions.