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I DETEST OLD PEOPLE!
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I admit it, I have a single group I can't stand.

I DESPIZE the elderly.

I HATE old people!

I hate their jelled, useless brains. I hate their foul, rotten stench. I hate the fact that not One of them can tell you with any certainty what they had for breakfast more than two days ago - yet, they can all seem to recall a Magical time in this country where you could buy Anything for "Only a nickle"!

I hate the fact that these fossils can't hear a damned thing - Unless you happen to say something that they don't agree with, at which time they can hear you if you are crouched down in the farthest corner of your backyard and whispering at 3:00AM.

I hate the fact that they can't seem to comprehend that times have indeed changed in the last 50-100yrs, and that things as they were THEN are not exactly as they are NOW!

I really believe that when you hit 70 you should be put to death, painlessly. Take what two or three organs still work (Never the brain) out and give them to someone more deserving!

Oh yes, old people always Do have this one line that is supposed to instill guilt, the line goes: "You'll be old someday too."

Uh-HUH.

Number one, I doubt I will make it to old age. More importantly, if I DO, I HOPE I will be able to find the Dignity to take my own fucking life.

Not joking at all. 100% Serious.
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maybe if youre lucky youll be old someday.if on the other hand we get lucky you wont live to be old.
Then you are one very sad, very sick individual. I assume you include your own parents in this eqation? VERY SAD. VERY SICK. Seek medical advice.
Go to hell

-crank dat
Good comments so far, what else can I say except that I hope that when (and if) you are old, you will clearly remember what you wrote here AND REGRET IT.
The elderly deserve our respect and care.
we all hate the bad drivers

circle town gather 'round!
ummm like if you not going to grow old?
slut,bitch,hell,fuck,dick,clit
to the poster you are a useless twat and i hope you don't make it to old age either. You need to just realize what a fucking cuntrag you truly are. Damned right your shitty ass won't make it to old age. You should have the fucking dignity to kill yourself now, don't wait till you start getting old.
why wait till you get old?
what do you call old anyway?
& i've never met an old person who smells.
maybe i'm just lucky
& to me they seem like sweet people
who are usually extremely kind (obviously you get the odd few)and generous & know alot more about the world than you do & deserve our respect.
Lol... I can somewhat relate to your problem, only my loathing is directed at a different age group. I voted 'no' , but that's really mean and hypocrit of me, lol. I disagree with you, but I can definitely relate. And. You have a point. XD
LOL what a classic 2 posts together one hates young one hates old Ill help yous out

Middle age people are cunts
Yes Junk I am
You're a jerk, but you already knew that... Seriously, what is it with people who can't stand anyone who is in any way disabled/helpless? Sick weirdos.
Dude, thank you. I just laughed harder than i have in weeks.The part about hearing stuff at 3 AM, it was comic genious, pure gold. I you ever write a play or a book, please tell me.
Can't wait to see you when your old.
PLEASE. Make sure you commit suicide before you become 70, before you have JELLED,USELESS BRAINS and FOUL BREATH.
They were young before, just like you. They are precious, to the family and to the society. They have went through life and experienced many things that a dumb@ss like you never experience before. They know many things and they are not USELESS. You are totally insane to be hating old people. HOW COULD YOU!
Hahah that was funny. On a serious note though the elderly offer us a lot more than what you said
Whoa i had no Idea anyone else on this Planet Hated Old People!!!! Dont worry Your normal. Unless im not normal. then we are both screwed!!!
Yea, this would have to be the most disturbing thing I've ever heard, even more so than the person who does their sibling. The elderly are usually good people, not everyone is a saint, and I am going to take this very personaly and say that I hope you hang from a cliff, and that all around you are the elderly and not one of them will help you. I hope my grandmother kicks your ass, because she still has the strength to whoop mine!
God promises us in the Bible to live 63 or 65 years old. If I have misquoted the age, please correct me. I love older people. First, they are wise and it is a blessing to be able to live at 70, 80, and even 100 years old!!! I love talking to older people, listening to their stories about their younger days, especially the older women, they are funny. You have a serious problem and you need to be careful on what you say about the elderly. The only problem I have ever had with older people is I believe at a certain age they should not be driving. The only reason why is because it is too dangerous. There have been so many trgaic accidents involving older people driving. About a month ago, I was actually driving slow and this elderly woman was pulling out of a side street into a busy intersection. She seemed confused and she actually stopped her car in my lane. If I was going the actal speed limit, I would have hit her on the driver side and I know I probably would have killed her. I cried so hard and can remember thanking God that He allowed me to be the driver that day going slow. Regardless though, I love older people. You should volunteer at a nursing or retirement home and see the light they can bring into your life. I use to volunteer polishing the women finger nails and doing their hair while they talked to me about the good 'ole days and how they use to date. Some of the stories would be so funny.
so people "Live" to be 70, 80, 90 or 100?

So what?

They STILL stink. They can't eat, see, hear speak or think, think in any real sense of the word.

And their "Lives"? Spending the day in a semi coherant lumbering state until sleep or death mercifully claims them?

Sorry. Not for Moi!

The Divine Ms. O.
Dude.. don't kill yourself when you're older. Suicide is the gateway to hell. And plus just fuckin creepy. Don't do that have someone else kill you if anything lol
I don't hate old people, necessarily.
But I definitely plan on offing myself before I get to the point where I'm wearing diapers and being fed applesauce.
Well.........I.........hate..........you.......too.
I can kind of relate to this too, although working in jobs where I have had to deal with them has made me slightly more tolerant and sympathetic.

There are good and bad things about old people. I don't like how they smell either, how they seem to get very selfish and cranky and complain about everything, how they take FOREVER to do things, such as counting their change out in 5c pieces so they can keep the dollar coins. They also think that their age gives them the right to walk straight to the front of the queue. But they can be interesting and can give you an insight into the past.
I dunno, I met a pretty awesome old lady who was 84, didn't smell like shit, went jogging every morning, voted independent, and was a retired judge. She's pretty chill. Oh, and she can use a computer (intelligently). I agree that the previous generations have sort of had the nasty habit of kicking the can down the road and left us in a SHITTY mess (look at our national debt, look at our auto industry, look at our infrastructure!) They're so dense, it's impossible to teach them how to use a TV remote or how to use a computer. They are set against new things, they dig in heels. It's so stupid.
Ugh, I feel you there, op. What about when their hands shake so much? I feel really uncomfortable when an older relative is eating a steak with that big-ass steak knife and their hands are shaking so much, it's like it's gonna fly out and hit me >_
hahahha i'm with you. I execrate old people.
i agree with you 100%.
i hate old people besides the fact that they get ugly and wrinkly,like you said they never seem to understand that times have fucking changed!
ough i hope i die when im like 55.
when is it going to end? this society is getting too superficial on body, age, and looks.
i'm guessing you don't have grandparents.
You are a nasty little snot.
you're pathetic
haaa bet you cant wait till YOU get old you tossssser
What a heartless, ignorant, petty, self-centered imbecile you are
what are you doing crouched down in the corner of your back yard at 3AM? hmmm??
i don't hate old people but i can relate to what u say..... they are really slow, like when they wanna get from one place to another - they take these tiny baby steps, and how they count out the change in the supermarket and u're waiting forever for them to finish, and how they can't here, but its not their fault, and we're all gonna grow old eventually, some more than others according to genes and life style.
u just gotta be more tolarable towards them, like me hehehe.
oh, and i think volunteering at a nursing home or retirement home is a great idea. it might change your attitude.
( u're shaking your head right now aren't u lol)
I think you are acting like a ridiculous teenager.
The body goes through many changes as we age, Older people cant help the way they forget things or how they are. Their brains are much more evolved then yours. Their clothes and speech may be outdated, but they were probably in the "in" crowd just a few decades ago. They deserve our respect and any help that we can offer them. They have probably lived through and seen more war,hardships and pain then we could ever imagine.
They are the foundation, and the reason why we live like we do and can act as selfish as you with out repercussions.