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I don't want to get old
62% Normal
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I am scared of getting old like my dad. getting old sucks puss. do old people have sex? do old people drool and hack up guck from their lungs? however, i know an old lady who is really hot for her age. nice tits too. sometimes i have fantasies about having oral sex with her. Is it normal?
Do you think it's normal?
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Comments (8)
spazzilla (9527)
2008-01-31 21:30:06
you dumb-ass! pick on someone your own age. gheeesh!
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flikr (10636)
2008-01-31 21:43:08
i hate old people, i really can't stand them
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Footfan_90 (10400)
2008-01-31 23:30:59
i know wat u mean man, im concerned bout getting older, and im only 17 nah serious fucking seventeen!
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brothershamass (380)
2008-02-01 01:02:39
I'm 36 years of age and I already have my own allotment.

Take heed my young brothers, enjoy your youth, for it is short.
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Qulpax (13227)
2008-02-01 01:54:49
omzxs-ytqwplk
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nearly (10533)
2008-02-01 15:12:34
@: brothershamass
LMAO @ I got an allotment already. good one.
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TheJudge (15259)
2008-07-21 05:19:13
If you follow good health practices when you are young old age will be less disagreeable.
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StackHouse (15445)
2008-07-30 06:57:39
nothing is normal about you. you are an abnormal disgusting little freak who likes to suck wrinkled genitals.
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