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i dont like America
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Hello all, I am American, and wish I wasnt. I want so bad to move to Canada, or england, London, one of those. I wouldnt even know how to begin changing countries. America and Americans, are just so evil especially the Bush administration. They wreek too much havoc, and are bullies. Furthermore, I love the acceptance of people from these particular countries. I think I want to be in Canada most. Now I see why Madonna left, and Mike Jackson is leaving too. This country blows
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yeah, america sucks, but other places have their downsides too. it's too much work to move.
@: appleve
Canada's better than us, but not perfect; the taxes are insane there. Make sure you bring enough for the Air Tax; if you don't you could be short-handed big time. The Sky Tax never hurts too, having to dodge meteors every few moments seriously limits mobility through busy streets.
Canada was founded in 1867 and MICHAEL JACKSON went there? That's got to be the first time he's EVER tried to get into something more than 9 years old.
I would suggest moving to Canada but that seems to be the proverbial "rock" Methlab is hiding under. From there he governs with a dictatorial rule and iron fist, vanquishing enemies with a mere nod of his mighty head while freely giving out "Meth0s Rox0R" T-shirts AND still maintaining a great hairdo.
May I present the possibility of colonizing Mars. You get a great view, unlimited real estate but let's face it, the neighbors are real assholes.
Well my sage advice is all worn out. Take care and find a nice country. This one DOES blow.
;)



I so totally agree with you. Bush will be the downfall of our nation. America sucks pretty bad. But hey, at least its better than communist countries or countries that are poor. And yes, the bush administration is pure evil. They're brainwashing everyone in believing that the republicans are making the right choice by supporting this poorly planned war. Hail John Kerry!
Have you ever visited Canada in the dead of winter? The weather's lovely if you like snow(lots) and huge heating bills . . .
Texas smells like my Ass n' Balls.
.....you could go live on jimmy buffet's private island....cheeseburger in paradise.
i verymuchagree. we suck.
Uh, we're not all republicans in the United States. But seriously, if you're a liberal but too much of a pansy to fight the Bush administration, you might as well leave, as you're no good here.
^ Not true, think about that comment, and then think about how many people live in the US.
Wha? Was that supposed to make sense, Jenisis?
Never mind^ I misread what you wrote. sorry
@: appleve
CANADA IS BETTER THAN THE STATES IN THAT PEOPLE CARE FOR ONE ANOTHER IN SOME SENSE BUT, I LIVE IN THE OKANAGAN (A VALLEY IN SOUTHERN BRITISH COLUMBIA, ON THE WEST COAST OF CANADA) AND WE GET THE HOTTEST TEMPERATURES ON EARTH SOMTIMES, IT IS APSOLUTELY GORGEOUS HERE AND THE JOBS ARE ENDLESS, THERE IS LOTS OF PUSSY ALWAYS ON THE BEACHES TOO SO IF YOU LIKE GOOD WEATHER, NICE JOBS, AND SEX HERE IS THE PLACE FOR YOU MAN.. OH YA... CAN YOU TELL A SECRET........(we dont live in igloos) lol

Anonymous
Yeah.. it blows and you fuckin blow too.
Anonymous (Story Author)
Who are you F ing talking too?^
I'll grant that America has problems, lots of problems, but those who think their own country doesn't have their heads up their asses. In my city (San Diego) people tend to be decent, liberal, and affable. We have problems with corruption, but the best thing to do is face those problems. Besides, if you go to a new country because you feel your own country isn't good enough for you, do you think anyone there is going to respect you? No, you'll just be the stupid American.
Jeeze, don't come to Canada! We've got enough immigrants here thanks to Trudeau and the all the other jackasses that have run this country. Ever walk into an unemployment office here? Guess who's serving you? Acceptance here? Sure, we're friendly but we grit our teeth as we see people from Jamaica, the Philippines, Pakistan, India, etc. still coming over here in droves. They sponsor their family members and more come.
The veterans who fought for this country can even smoke in their own Legion halls anymore. Those poor old guys don't even make as much as welfare mothers and immigrants. The health care is practicaly free so that's better than a frozen boot in the arse I guess. I wouldn't move for anything but man, this place is nuts. No matter how much bullshit goes on, people just keep voting in the Liberals.
america deoesnt strike me as a great place either. over in the uk is great.
Check this out. Its not that bad.
http://www.wimp.com/canadian/

by the way thats what the site is called. I'm not ridiculing canada or anything. lol
My schlock is from Canada. That is why it is so Fuggin good. And I am really good too.

Michael Jackson is a Homo
visit america one day. but my country and all its shitty delights are kinda better, more culture.

Anonymous
I was talking to slick..
Anonymous
Yea, why don't you do us all a favor and leave the country. We don't need people like you anyway. I'm very much moderate and have no strong political opinion but I support my country no matter what. You are worthless to the United States and should go to hell.
Why do you think people are always trying to get into the United States?
Anonymous
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I like America, but I want desperately to live in England. I'm going to college there (I hope) and I am going to see if the highschool I am going to will accept credit for the work I do on a semester abroad in England. Eventually I will move there. It's completely normal to not want to live in a place. Just move! Try not to be so negative, though. Just because you don't like something doesn't mean you should trash it. By the way, I lean toward the donkey so I pretty much understand your feelings.
england is very boring, beware of the red brick houses, you will go insane.

i do wonder about the super size mc donalds tho.
@: pie1985
Yes we have lots of red brick houses, we also have things called castle (real ones.)

Depending on where you go and what you are doing, I suppose you could say its boring, but then that's personal opnion.

As far as I'm concerned most Americans are decent people but there govenment and in partucular Bush sucks big time. But then so does ours and in particular Blair sucks (after sucking bush off.)
hey im glad that im not he only one who thinks that.

the uk is more historical
You hate the U.S.A. yet all you consider doing about it is to move? Thats not what the spirit of this country is about. We are supposed to be a government of the people. (and that means you too)!

Realize this..
Our government has been hijacked by a criminal administration.
Our freedoms are under attack.
We have gone from the most loved country to the most hated because of these criminals and the lies (propaganda) they have so many Americans believing.

Wake up! Its up to us to fix this. Its the way America works. We are the only country on the planet who's political system was designed to empower the people to prevent and fix situations such as this. You think you can sit back and do nothing and when the shit hits the fan you just wanna leave? Whatever happened to the "Home of the Brave"?

We must all hang together, or assuredly we shall all hang separately. Benjamin Franklin

Is life so dear, or peace so sweet, as to be purchased at the price of chains and slavery? Forbid it, Almighty God! I know not what course others may take; but as for me, give me liberty, or give me death! Patrick Henry

What country can preserve its liberties, if its rulers are not warned from time to time that this people preserve the spirit of resistance? Let them take arms. Thomas Jefferson

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Anonymous
Yea well if you are a stupid democrate you should move to Canada make their country shitty not ours.
Anonymous
Being a history major it is so easy to see how many losers there are both in college today and writing in this forum.

Ronald Reagan was hated by most of the word, Jimmy Carter was beloved.

You hate America- Go out and vote out your congressman - if any of you losers know who they are. You boring self-centered geeks.

Go live in Russia- Where Putin decides what powers he has or Canada- where you can't even get Satellite TV - and have to watch the propaganda on the CBC, or the UK where the BBC can't get out of its own way with its lies - or
Germany- where they teach their kids that Hitler "almost" got it right - or Spain where the Spaniards cower to the outside world - or France- Haha- or Japan
where you can have a life of your own - on your deathbed.
Be gone and rid the country of losers...
Eh in the UK we have wonderful SKY. total viewing pleasure at yer leisure.

There are things about America that I don't like. But, America is a very young nation. It's not even 300 years old yet. In Europe and Asia, most countries have been established for thousands of years. And, if you read your history, you'll see that they had their fare share of problems in the beginning. America is in it's "adolescence" stage. If you compare us to an adolescent child, we act the same way. We are very liberal, we want everything our way and we throw fits. It's actually amusing, in a way. Give America some time. Eventually, well hopefully..lol, we'll grow up:o)
its funny how one complains about the excess of stupid people on this forum and refers to them as losers yet can be a part of very thing that makes the losers losers.

tit
It really says a lot about American people when the majority of them CHOOSE to have Bush as a leader. Think I'll vote for the Monster Raving Loony Party, hopefully they won't follow Bush like good ol' Tony boy
no vote the millenium bean party. they are real and love their beans.
I am from Canada.This is a great country but it too has its problems.JES is right.We have so many immigrants.
Thanks to our shitty government the immigrants here get more than we do(actual Canadians).Yes our taxes are high but things like healthcare is free.Our eduaction system is also better(no offence).I have no problem with Americans but I do have a problem with their government,as well with ours.But you need to learn to move on,and try not think too much about the problems our countries have.
"You hate America- Go out and vote out your congressman - if any of you losers know who they are. You boring self-centered geeks. "

I do vote, thank you. I vote in every election. I'm active in my community. I happen to like my Congressman Jerry Nadler and if I feel, like a lot of people do on this forum like leaving the US it's only because I'm tired and sick over what this once-great country has turned into. It's like a train-wreck just piling up worse every day - so bad I can't bear to watch any more.

I don't WANT to leave America. I used to be proud of this country. It was off to a great start. It's just been hi-jacked by a bunch of corporate swindlers. No kidding. It's been damaged so badly now I don't know if there's any saving it. We may all HAVE to leave if we want any kind of life for ourselves.

These people, the Cheneys and the Bushes and all their rich buddies are bilking every cent they can out of this country and when they're done and China and India are the new world super-powers they'll just pull up stakes and move over there. They'll keep their mansions here, of course and employ us all as maids, nannies and chauffeurs like you do in any other 3rd world nation.

You think the US is going to be on top forever? China is the wealthiest country in the world now for cash. They should be - we sent them all our manufacturing jobs. What happens to us the day they want us to pay back all the loans we keep taking from them - and we can't?

POOF!
Anonymous
@: oluwole
Nadler is a fat idiot- friend with Weiner. Bush is making lots of mistakes but he is not a crook. You are either a spin doctor or an idiot.
"Bush is making lots of mistakes but he is not a crook" ????? HA HA HA HA HA HA Oh my God!!!

I'll day he's making a lot of mistakes! Everytime he breaks the law he just can't resist running out to tell the media all about it! :D

Like the illegal wire-tapping of American citizens for example. Did Bush ever get authorization for these wiretaps from the Justice Dept? Nah. He just started doing it. Was it against the law? Sure is. Does he care? Nah. He actually tried to save face and lied on TV saying the illegal wiretaps "saved" a tower in LA from being hit by terrorists flying jets back in 2002. The FBI came back and said "What terrorists? What jets?" They wished Dubya would have, well, told THEM about it first before blabbing about it on TV. Turns out there was no such threat. Bush just made it up!

Now this a-hole wants to give control of all our ports to the Arabs - in Dubai, no less. That's Saudi Arabia, folks - the people who really DO have suspicious ties to terrorist groups like al Quaeda. But of course these people are all BEST FRIENDS of Bush and his family. Does anything smell rotten yet? Oh yeah what did happen to Bin Laden. Never did catch him did he? Doesn't seem to care much about it either according to what Bush said the last time he was asked.

Then there was Bush AND Dick Cheney AND Rumsfeld AND Rice AND Powell ALL LYING AT TOP VOLUME about WMD in Iraq to start an illegal invasion of get Iraq. Hussein was no prize but Iraq was secular under him and religious fanatics like Bin Laden and al Qaeda were not allowed in. Now of course it's a hotbed for terrorism - and about to erupt in a bloody civil war - all caused by the US invasion!! :)

Yes, anyone who tells the truth these days is doing "spin". Like your best buddy Karl "Turd Blossom" Rove - who runs a smear campaign on anyone who tries to speak out. The way he tried to smear Joseph Wilson for contradicting the lies about Iraq buying uranium for "nukes".

How did they get back at him ultimately? They OUTED HIS WIFE - CIA operative Valerie Plame!! Bush called the perpretrators of such an evil deed all kinds of names and vowed to fire them.

Heh. Still waitin' on that one!! Guess he never thought his own people would get caught :D
Anonymous
English people really aren't much better. They are all really disgusting.
technicly america are englands ex bitchs but now we are. fucking tony blair

but hear this america soon u will be in our power
how are english people disgusting,most of them ive met are pretty clean.
Anonymous
So, people who think that America is messed up, and want to actually leave because of it, aren't they necessarily admitting that democracy doesn't work? Voting with your feet would work much better... if there was any place worthwhile to move to.
why is this tagged stupid?
because it is,
Lots of people leave the US to live in other countries. It's just land and people, not leaving the planet to live with aliens. Visiting other parts of the world is key to having an open mind. First travel, then you can see if there's anyplace you really like and seem to fit in better. Just because you want to leave doesn't mean you are a traitor or anything. America is a free country, and a lot of the world is free too, and you can mostly do what you want. Just follow the visa and immigration rules.
Anonymous
I wish you would go and never come back again. But you would in about two weeks. This is the greates country in the world and the only down side is the spoiled pepole like you who bitch when you dont get everything you want. Go frez your ass of in canda and let those socialist steel all your money to suport every dead beat and his mother. I hope a muslim shoots you.
Im happy american,we are more powerful,and dominate,also richer

SUCK ON THAT EUROPE AND ASIA!!

DX!