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i dont like big boobs and butts
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i'm a guy and i love girls, but i don't like big butts or assess, in fact i like smaller butts and asses, i'm not a pedo, i like 18+ women with small figures

the only thing i care about in a girl is the girl which would be her face, the rest doesn't matter to me as long as she isn't fat

i also don't like clean girls, i like a girl to have not showered or brushed her teeth, and then i want to lick her body and make out with her
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Comments (39)
P00LTOY (15451)
2008-09-26 05:09:00
i like a woman to have a little stink on her too.
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answergirl (15971)
2008-09-26 07:38:42
The small frame thing is normal.
But...what's up with the poor hygeine thing?
That is just GROSS!
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Jemima (12896)
2008-09-26 10:48:49
Ooooh boy Mistah!! Den yo' bess' be stay away fro' ol' Jemima here!!
I's gots dat big negro bee-hin' and dem big titties wid' milk comin' out for some pancakes. Yes sah!!!!!
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Chris_Ufc (8299)
2008-09-26 13:04:27
Oh give me a break are you only here to get a rise out of people or what?
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Ms_October (16391)
2008-09-27 08:17:41
I don't think he means funk, I think it is more of a Natural woman scent. Right?

Tobra
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albertawind (16557)
2008-09-28 06:19:42
I like any girl who likes cock. Big, small, young, old, who cares? All my gf's have been white, but I would love to stick my cock in a big fat black ass.
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Ms_October (16391)
2008-09-28 08:46:34
@: HomerS
The Correct term is challenged you shaved ape!

But since you asked, I rather do like watching, as anyone who'd read my previous posts would know. - And I Still think the poster meant a clean, fresh natural scent of a woman. My BF loves the smell of moi when I am just out the bath. I like a little perfume, to enhance my natural aura, but he says I smell best without the man made stuff.

@Albertawind

..................

Tobra
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AlqaedaJada (16547)
2008-09-28 08:58:47
thanks for posting, try being gay. guys stink, have saggy asses, no tits to have to have to worry about, and penises you can suck on
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Ms_October (16391)
2008-09-28 09:14:53
@: HomerS
I bathe, troll. Try it sometime.
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flikr (10636)
2008-09-28 18:19:12
@: Ms_October
yes i meant a natural girl scent you are 100% right

oh and don't take my other posts seriously i don't even know you i was trying to be an asshole for fun
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cruelintentions (10923)
2008-09-29 13:39:44
I was with u up until the not showering part, thats not sexy at all.
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Ms_October (16391)
2008-09-30 10:10:32
@: flikr
its cool, I like a guy who can talk smack.

OMB
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divineintent (15844)
2008-10-07 01:01:37
i like big buts and i can not lie, somthin i cant deny.......
mc hammer is ur opposite


dfurine[pkpenishrpocrapkmhrchodepkgh lol
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Brenin (5539)
2008-10-18 21:20:17
I agree, huge breasts and butts are ungainly and ugly.

Don't agree about the stink part though...
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mrsjones (17180)
2008-10-25 14:59:50
@: HomerS
i know i should not get offended by these posts but your comment is merely ignorance.

I am a black female and I am very clean.

I wonder if you think their is a difference between a black person and a nigga which is a socially constructed word.

Anyway, the comment is rude and regardless of what you believe not all black people or any other race are the same in every way
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Gerald (17639)
2008-11-12 22:51:15
I don't like bog boobs eather. I like around med Acup to large Bcup. I do like a nice round bum tho and a girl with a small frame. very sexy.

so yes it's normal.
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MisterGee81 (16946)
2008-11-14 12:26:22
you probably have a very small penis thats why you dont like a big butt or big tits u cant handle it with ure needle dick so good luck u stankass loser
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duckfart77 (18930)
2008-12-29 18:48:11
eh. The only things that really matter to me are a woman's face and her personality. Though I do love a girl with a nice, round ghetto booty (my wife has the PERFECT ass!). I think small framed girls with small waists and small breasts are HOT. I think thick women with nice tits and round asses are HOT. Just as long as the woman isn't anorexic or obese, they have a good face and personality, I am happy :)
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smellyeggfart (19279)
2009-01-09 06:31:22
I'm sure you will make a small woman very happy.
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AnnaAgain (19460)
2009-01-17 14:23:10
I like my men to have a little stink too :) human smell is the best smell ever. :3
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Reet123456789 (20364)
2009-02-19 01:05:43
ya so typical of guys, who says guys like big butt and boobs. Get over the song!
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Seth2725 (20453)
2009-02-24 19:37:37
The reason people like the natural smell of their love interests is because the smell is actually their reproductive hormones. The "womanly" scent givin off by females is a sign of an elevated level of estrogen, a hormone guys are sexually attracted to. The same goes for men but with testosterone instead.
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crazylovemywife (22378)
2009-04-26 18:55:25
I love small girls too. My wife is small.
Sometimes I catch a whiff of her normal body odor and I like it. A lot.
However, I think the idea of poor hygiene being sexy is definitely weird.
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JustThatGirl8 (22734)
2009-05-06 18:57:40
Um this is weird i think I mean not that you like skinny girls but the whole stink thing and not brushing teeth and not showered that disgusting as hell.
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combatgal856 (13140)
2009-05-24 15:38:46
Not everyone is meant to like big butts and boobs. But umm, hygiene is important and the fact you don't like that is weird and freaky-in a complete totally negative way
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tintedcouture (22337)
2009-05-29 18:38:28
I'm glad, because I don't have big boobs or a big butt.
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p10k0647 (24001)
2009-06-08 17:03:25
i agree with everything you said.. up until that last part.
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TheIncorrigible (22960)
2009-06-11 16:18:48
@: Jemima
HOLLA!
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egigglez13 (24700)
2009-06-28 16:27:29
girls with some ass n boobs are always prettier dan soem anorexics b*****
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redsheep10 (24970)
2009-07-07 19:18:43
i think that girls with big butts or huge boobs are unattractive.
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lk4me (25298)
2009-07-09 08:22:32
i agree with the first bit. i don't like big boobs or asses either. but women who haven't cleaned or brushed? Disgusting. my women have gotta be clean as a whistle.
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BrianPomona126 (27116)
2009-08-14 17:59:11
@: smellyeggfart
I LOVE skinny, petite women!
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richielarry (28109)
2009-09-05 02:55:50
Black, white, Latina, oriental, fat, thin, short, tall, blonde, brunette. Who gives a damn mate? Ok, it's a bit weird liking girls who have poor hygiene and frankly that would make me run for the hills but whatever floats your boat mate.
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usedtorunalotnowieatcake (28464)
2009-09-13 18:13:12
dude,
all guys like petite women, some just like petite ones wit hbig tits.

now liking the dirty girls part is fucking GROSS.
no sir you are not normal.

-cheers, ricky.
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Ollieo (19003)
2009-09-13 18:15:04
So what?
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kitty_purrr (28608)
2009-09-17 10:23:46
lol the first thing is perfectly normal. my butt is naturally bubbly and i wish i could shrink it. although, the hygiene thing..ew :/ bad breath is unattractive, so is the small of dirty scalp lol :)and dirty genitals! that's down right naaaasty
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HappilyWeird212 (29345)
2009-10-04 05:29:46
@: divineintent
That Mixalot you fool
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nothing2 (29013)
2009-10-06 20:15:49
a pocketful of crack and you got the world
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