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I eat my own ear wax, is that normal?
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I've been doing it for more than 5 years lol. Am i gonna die?
Do you think it's normal?
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fashionstar11 (21752)
4/8/09
Well,In think you are not weird I love cleaning and seeing ear wax in the q-tip.
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Jim_Pfoss (19247)
4/11/09
You are definitely going to die, eventually, but it seems unlikely that earwax will figure prominently in the cause of death.
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melvino (21918)
4/13/09
i use to do it but it needs to stop...every time u want to eat it: put a rubber band on ur hand an snap it on ur hand hopes this works.
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michellemango (21730)
4/13/09
it's going to build up in your arteries, stop.
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EndStreet (21946)
4/14/09
Eww :S
Stop it ..
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demonalvin06 (22149)
4/19/09
some people really has mannerisms... It's hard to explain but some people really does weird things... some even eats their own hair or smells their armpits... In ur case, it is eating ur earwax... i don't think u will die but u must stop it because other people that are closed minded might not understand u.
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bimomate (22129)
4/19/09
Hmmm earwax
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Kobigan (22996)
5/14/09
Don't u like food? The ear wax is there to protect your your ear canal and ear drum from such foreign materials so stop eating them leave them where they belong.
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Yamiaisha (23043)
5/16/09
hahahah thast so funni
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Austinsworld (23229)
5/20/09
I eat my boogers.
There I said it.
Hate me if you wish guys.
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Padawan (23198)
5/20/09
Have you tried mixing it with peanut butter? I have heard its pretty delicious!
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dnnirx (23630)
5/29/09
uuhhhh...i think thats not that normal...but hey if that makes u happy...go ahead!
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dontcarewhatyouthink
6/19/09
OMNOMNOMNOM
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Doggone66 (3329)
6/20/09
Well if it's good enough for the prime-minister of Australia Kevin Rudd quite clearly on 1990's parliment television picking his ear and eating the wax. He still got elected so there you go!
I find a Q-Tip removes part of it but you run the risk of pushing back into the ear where it can harden. A good wax removal or softening product will loosen it up from being pushing down by a Q-tip. Then I enjoy getting a bobby pin and removing all the wax, but I don't eat it,
I don't think it will hurt you but maybe it isn't the best thing to do.
Are you normal? Heck yes, people do all sorts of weird and wonderful things.


Mitch
I enjoy getting a bobby pin and removing all the wax, but I don't eat it,
I don't think it will hurt you but maybe it isn't the best thing to do.
Are you normal? Heck yes, people do all sorts of weird and wonderful things.


Mitch
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iwashere (24787)
6/28/09
i do...NOT think itd normal;;ts just gross. if your that hungry go eat a hoggie or something. ew.
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Powerfrog (18386)
7/14/09
I sometimes sniff mine. And i've licked it (on my finger) once, it was disgusting and i shan't be doing it again. But i don't see any harm in eating it, i mean, it's only tiny insects, dust and dirt that gets stuck to the wax you eat, that can't be harmful! /half sarcastic/
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ladybug61809 (25862)
7/21/09
i think that is disgusting! do u do it when ur hungry or just because? u need to stop. keep ur mind off it somehow
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jd102 (26347)
7/30/09
Oh my god are you kidding me. theres nothing better than going home after a long days work kicking back in your favorite chair then when no one is looking reach your pinky into your ear and pulling out a dinner for four.
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dewie7777 (26682)
8/5/09
i eat mine the ears have separate tastes 2 lol i also eat my boogers and/or snot fum my nose o well im fine
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reddawn17 (27137)
8/15/09
yeah thats wierd i remember tasting it once when i was around 4 and never trying it again because it was disgusting
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LilMissTammy (27789)
8/31/09
oh jesus christ this is awful lol if i found out my bf did that i dont think id be kissing him lool i dont mind people touching there buggers or what ever it is yu do but i jus dont wanna see what people take out of there body lol dude yu take yur ear wax from yur body and put it bak in a diffren place hahah this is queit amusing it makes me run out of this to actually say to this it even worse than wen people bite there own nails n keep them in there mouth ugh awful lol
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iwantatiger (28288)
9/12/09
i someone else's earwax
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PoisonFlowers (28309)
9/12/09
No, it won't kill you...but something really bad will happen to you!!! Stop now!!!
Lol, joking. But it is gross man. Can't imagine it tastes all that good :/ Why did you even start?
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MissTrademark2317 (28553)
9/20/09
I think it's not your average norm, but it's right there at the top of weird quirks. At least you're not...eating people.
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bkdoubleu (28961)
10/1/09
LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!

I was watching Hell's Kitchen last night and found it was actually an ingredient in the rizoto.
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krh90 (28630)
10/18/09
You, like everyone else, are going to die of something. So to answer your question, are you going to die? yes Will you die from eating earwax? probably not
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maya617 (30062)
10/21/09
LMAO all u guys are so funny.
fucking gross eating your ear wax, thats nasty dude.
but having said that, people do all sorts of wierd and gross things out of habit. its just a bad habit u do when u're bored.
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hail_hail (30260)
10/24/09
tahts totally normal! dont sweat it man
some people jsut ahve those urges, and u cant help it
JUST KIDDING!!!!
WHO TEH FUCK EATS THIER OWN DAMN EARWAX ?!
U FUCKING RETARD
LIKE HOLY SHIT
GET SOME GOD DAMN HELP
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SXRXE (30439)
10/29/09
I eat... never mind lol
Normal!
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chockfoot53 (21682)
11/3/09
Sups peeps, it%%u2019s been a struggle but i%%u2019ve managed to stop eating my own earwax! (7-8 months clean! Woot!) I only stopped because of the comment about clogged arteries, that put me off quite a bit. When I go exploring in my ears, I still like to give my wax a good ol%%u2019 sniff but now I dispose of the wax by flicking it instead of yamming it.

Earwax is and will always be a tasty treat, I sure will miss it.
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TheGuruOfTheSauce (29884)
11/30/09
is it normal? no will you die? Eventually
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Eljanco (33119)
12/21/09
Nasty
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TreBillieMike (33483)
1/10/10
I did it today! Lol I do it all the time.

Normal
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xalicex27 (38382)
3/11/10
yes, you will die.
Society will gradually erase you for being basically disgusting.
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LovelyDayEh (38554)
3/11/10
Personally I wouldn't do it, but you know; whatever floats your boat! :)
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kornjerker (38618)
3/12/10
you have to eat toe jam with a spoon not a fork :]
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Blacksheep07 (38669)
3/13/10
how can that taste good? Ive done it on accident and its soooo gross >.<
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fluffyshem (32175)
3/13/10
Is it tasty? Really? I hate how it tastes. Boogers are preferable because they don't have much of a flavor. And I don't like blood--too coppery. Eating bodily secretions isn't pleasant, I don't get why you do it.
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omgalexalex (38748)
3/17/10
@: fashionstar11
i love cleaning my ears too. it feels good and i feel good when i see all the crap that i got out.
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nay1006 (38413)
3/18/10
you are absolutely fucked
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mieoux (36234)
3/19/10
Yuck, Yuck, Yuckety yuck yuck. EEWWWW! both the posting and the comments, gross!!
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mybuttholesmellsofshit (38539)
3/24/10
Why the fuck would you even need to think twice about if thats weird or not? yes its weird. And yes, your a nasty mother fucker.
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cloudxtifa
3/26/10
ewwwwwww seriously you're kinda weird and stop that you'll get sick!
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kkkpornlover (39579)
3/26/10
I do that to!!!! I understand how you feel and i highly doubt you would die.

I mean maybe we should meet up one day adn eat our ear wax together, you know?

Fuck da haterss
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SuicideEquine13 (39763)
3/28/10
Yes u are going to die. From eating earwax? thats highly unlikely. Ill occasionally do it too, its normal, that is, if u only eat your own. Otherwise that would just be plain sick.
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CharleSD (39637)
3/29/10
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW!
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neener28 (39945)
3/30/10
@: fashionstar11
So do I and boogers and scabs.
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Rssngrl (40158)
4/3/10
NASTY!!!!!!!stop doing that!!!!!!!! you wont die just stop its called earwax because its supposed to be in your EARS dont mess up the cycle dude...
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Listen (40765)
4/10/10
zomg next stories will be IIN to eat my own shite? aw i cant imagine why you would find earwax tastey, cut it down and eventually stop! make the effort!
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brittcr (38751)
4/10/10
Nope.
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SomeRandomPerson (40563)
4/10/10
All I can say is... gross.
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shakenbake855 (29666)
4/10/10
ive bitten my nails after picking some ear wax out..(not on purpose of course) but ear wax is definately a very SOUR nasty substance, this is not normal..
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fakespotter (41067)
4/14/10
haha i do it all the time. it has that awesome salty/bitter taste
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DcMithra (41049)
4/15/10
lol i sumtimes pick my ear but i dont eat it :O
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Micah912 (41130)
4/15/10
Holy ****...NO. If it's your thing though...
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strangechild. (41235)
4/17/10
@: Austinsworld
LOL!
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person47 (41263)
4/17/10
Dude.....
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precious13 (40878)
4/17/10
that is mad nasty n weird u need 2 b checked out ughhh


*wat is wrong wit u*
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viper305 (41549)
4/20/10
I died reading the comments! Lmao!!
Okay about the ear-wax. Ewwwwwwww!!! I don't even touch mine with my fingers :D
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Carrie:) (41514)
4/20/10
Ewwwww.That's so gross
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feelinMcCroch (41449)
4/20/10
Hello no your not normal
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suspicion (37664)
4/24/10
ugh um weirdo.... stop that
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babyfayce (42502)
4/25/10
Ew WTF fail .
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casmith (43400)
4/27/10
have you heard of ear candles... oh man. you lay down on your side, put this long tube thing in your ear. light the end of fire and the heat draws out all the wax from your ears. afterwards you can open it up and look at all the wax... and there is A LOT!
you would have a hay-day lemme tell ya!
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thick765
5/4/10
Omg there r lots f comments
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dodo4you (44567)
5/4/10
OMG I can't believe you do that...

I'm tempted to try, but then I think that's disgusting!

Please stop. That's all I can say.
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jb97 (39002)
5/5/10
uhh ok yeah its not really normal but uhh your not going to die from it. its actully just dried sweat atleast thats what i think it is.
but the moral is no.
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soldierofGod (45082)
5/10/10
that`s sooo grose but is it normal definitly, people do all kinds of grose things when no ones looking.
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SuperJuniorx3 (45264)
5/11/10
Well, it doesn't taste good to me.
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kikilove_x (40884)
5/12/10
you're gonna die.
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xLIZZIEEx (45699)
5/16/10
That's disgusing, i hope you do die!
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Spice (45798)
5/17/10
@: fashionstar11
I love the way it feels when I use Q-tips to clean my ears, even though your not suppose to do that.
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hagalaz (45824)
5/17/10
dont listen to these morons!!!! eating ur ear wax?? ur fricken sick u need to seek help dude. eating a nasty nose thingy when ur 4 yrs old is one thing, but cmon how old are u man start smoking or have a few spliffs that's a normal habit. more likely to get u laid rather then eating ur ear wax. what d hell does it taste like anyway???? if u don't stop this habit right now i hope you end up eating ur own shit and die suffocated
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Megehh13
5/23/10
Ummm, To Me, That Makes Me Want To GAG! EWW, It Must Taste DIS-GUST-ING! How... Can... You... DO That!

Stop, It WILL Block Your Arteries Or Blood Flow Soon!
(What michellemango said!)
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theskydoctor
5/23/10
I don't think it would actually block your arteries or anything, that sounds a bit ungrounded to me. But why are you eating it? Sometimes when I clean my ears out I end up eating it because I have nothing else to do with it, but it tastes disgusting. I don't get it.

Sorry that's not helping. Basically, although i'm sure (as long as you don't do it ALL the time) it's not that bad, but i'd stop anyway just because it's not very mature, hygienic or, well, normal.
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JustcallmeDeepthroat... (46279)
5/23/10
its no more unnatural than eating your own shit.

Not that i do that or anything...... >.>
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littlelamb (46728)
5/28/10
eeew!!!
wth dude?!!!
GROSS!
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jaybake32 (46834)
5/29/10
I've never tried that, although earwax does fascinate me. I might try it sometime!
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do.fishes.think (48802)
6/22/10
i don't so much eat it, as i do lick my pinky finger after scratching my ear.

its gross tasting... nasty habit bro.
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FroZn
6/26/10
Lets hope you die, sick-o >:( i hope you choke on it one of these damn times
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lalalala34 (48503)
7/4/10
Why would you eat your own earwax!? That's disgusting.
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xxselxx727 (51953)
8/1/10
Ewwww!!! kiss your boyfriend with this mouth!! :O
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judgemenot (52466)
8/8/10
If its putting meat on ur bones, keep on doing it!
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belomoth
8/18/10
@: xxselxx727
hhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahaha thats gross well my dad cleen his earwax with the key !! but he don't eat it !! thats weir

u will join to Guinness World Records‏
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jorgeb021 (54419)
9/1/10
thats disgusting, but thats my opinion. so i guess its normal
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minaloca (54661)
9/1/10
that's very nasty.
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