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I feed my pet rat Speed/Adderall- is this sick?
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I bought the rat because I get lonely in my apartment alone. Me and my little albino female rat, Karam, have bonded quite well and spend a lot of time together. She really needs attention all the time. So I decided another rat would be like another friend, so I bought a colored rat that died a week later. The causes? No one knows. I was bummed out, and Karma must have been sad to have witness death so young. I had plans for speeding on some Adderall and Dexies, which are D-R Amphetamines. So I had Karma on my shoulder when I began to crush up the pills, and let her lick the powder off of my finger tips and from her nose. I even gave her a pinch, giving her a total of probably 2.5mg-3mg of amphetamines. Very quickly she became very hyper and took to agility. She became far more playful toward me, spending a lot of lime scurrying around my face giving me kisses and then speeding off! When I put her back in her cage, she was hopping and dancing all around, and then began reorganizing her cage completely. It was too cute. She was buzzing on amphetamines and I'm sure she was loving it, too! Otherwise, why would she take it a second time with me? Is it normal that I share my drug recreation with my little furry pet rat?
Do you think it's normal?
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Comments (19)
Get a friend or seek therapy, or both.
giving an animal drugs or booze is sick. They have a different system than our bodies and to fuck with that can make them mentally ill, and physically ill.

Your pet was not "dancing" or "having a good time"... its body is reacting in an alarming way to show you that what you agve it is not good!

If you truly love your pet do not give it drugs or booze. If you want entertainment from your pet give it lots of love and attention, treats and toys and nothing more.

HOnestly people that do this to animals need to dealt with jail time.
Please stop this, it is wrong and I hope this is a joke
Yeah, it's not right, but we're talking about a rat here. Jail time for this would be wrong.
the drug abuse has more consequence for you than for your rat.

i'm just worried that if you ever kick the drugs, your rat will have to go through withdrawal, which would be unfair to the rat.
Go for it, if the rat dosent die, then your ok how would we know if the rat liked it or not, it might olove it, lol if you wanna give your rat drugs, then feel free
I hve 2 rats and they have had some of my drugs before (accident). One of them acted wierd so I took her to the vet. I was told that if she had 2mg in her system it would alter her mind and cause her to have strokes... and well she would have the same side affects as a human. All I have to ask you is do you really love your rat? If so then don't. If you dont give a shit about her then go ahead, watch her dance and die because shes paralized and cant eat.
weigh your rat and then your self then calculate the dosage you would need to take to match the one you gave her then please take it and see how much fun she was having.

You might want to book the emergency services first though.
Jesus, seriously?
So do you usually sit at home alone taking speed and letting a rat run on your face?
That alone is strange, but giving speed to a rat? That is not only messed up, but considering that this is a pet that you clearly love, didn't you consider that it might be really bad for her? How would you feel if Karma overdosed and it was you that killed her. Its pretty irresponsible.
That's disgusting.
i wonder if animal control will save this rat from you
Well, most dogs love beer and bunch of other animals are depending on human-made products. The animals get the same crappy additives and synthetics, sex with animals is still legal here in DK, and byfar there is no problem with THAT, but doing a little something with your animals can be very hillarious and fun to watch. But as people say, be very careful with the dose, or else you may face the consequences. But think about it people, there are far worse things that happen to animals today, than giving your cat some cream or your dog a little cake or even feeding coffee to your bird...Its all normal. :)
No, it is not normal that the rat does it, or that you do it.
I think so, because whenever you take a wanker or have a really nice dinner, the exact same thing goes on biologically in your brain. Dopamin is the reward... We all lives for it. :)
ROFL!!! That is great shit!!! HAHAHAHAHAAAA....YES give ur little furry friend more amphetamines...YES
i really hope this is a troll, you're sick pal. Would you like it if someone forced you to drink ammonia all day.
you're a sick puppy. first of all, if you don't need adderall for adhd, then you have no business taking it. secondly, how dare you expose your poor pet rat to a drug that could kill him. what's wrong with you, stupid?? If you want to take drugs, that's your business. The poor rat has nothing to say about it. You're a real heartless idiot.
Everyone here says that this is sick, and I think they are all dumbasses. WE HEARD YOU! >:(

I also think it's pretty cute.

I'd say that it's a bad idea, since drugs cause brain damage, especially if the organism is young, such as your rat. Damaged memory and learning may also interfere with her emotional development. The bonding that you two had during the drug experience may not be worth the long-term damage in emotional memory, which may cause less bonding. Also, while it may not seem like anything to you, having brain damage can really change her life.
Not to mention the possibility of overdose.
Have fun with her, she sounds like a good pet. If you do it again though, just make sure it isn't a dangerous dose, and, like I said, it would be much less bad if she did it at an older age.