i get a bona so easy

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Very normal, you are just a very horny boy.

:) Wank daily it will help.

stay hard...dont w@nk for weeks and when you do it will throb like a b@st@rd..then spit your fat in your girls face..she'll love it.

You are a legend. A perverted, perverted, legend.

why thank you...care for some anal..?

not with me of course...my wife is available for a rogering in the chocolate alley-way 24/7.

You dont get an offer like that enough nowadays. I may well take you up on it

only one problem...she has had that much anal sex she now cant hold her sh1t in so she usually squirts the brown shower out when she is getting done in her hoop...do you mind if this happens ? If you do then i'd advise you to fcuk ChrisUFC...he's got a tighter hoop...he's only been done once by purple aki..check him out at purpleaki.com or http://www.myspace.com/akipurple..

I'm not the type to discriminate. I better not try ChrisUFC, I dont think i'm up to Purple Aki's standard

true...purple looks after his shaft.

Yeah looks like it, not to mention he just came out of prison. No doubt he's had alot of practice in the fine art.

if only you knew...he's actually stalking you right now...

I wish man, I think Im due for a good muscle measuring.

I heard sniffing nutmeg can make it go down. Try it next time you want to eat a ginger bread man.

@ wangmaker

THAT WAS FUNNY!!

@ the guy who submted his story

dude try waking it a little more it help
but when you get a girl you dont need to wack it no mre haha

a bona? is that like Bono?

try putting yellow tinted sunglasses on it.

You fucking homo

ohhhh me so hornyy

wangmaker, i do love gays, i am a girl, i love watchin gay porn, its hot!

i have the same problem, i remember ages ago i was at school and this girl came up 2 me and gave me a hug and i got a boner, everyone saw me :( what i do is wen i get a boner, i sit down so u carnt see it or join the army to take ur mind of being horny, also your hormones are responsible for this, im guessin ur under 18 right, its because u wanna have sex, after u done it u wont get boners anymore because u have done what u wanted 2 do for a long time

I like when I get a BONA as you call it. In fact yesterday I was at Wendy's and saw a hot soccer mom and I went in the bathroom and had the best fucking beat-off thinking about her. After washing up I went out and sat at the table across from her. She was her younger kids. 2 of them. I made small talk with her and actually got her number. I ended up going over to her house and fucking the shit out of her last night. Turned out she was divorced and totally available. She is beautiful and has the body of a 23 year old. I am going back for seconds tonight. No natural child birth so that pussy is still screaming tight. It was the first time she got a good fucking in 8 months. I have to go beat off now just thinking about her.

By the way that was bullshit. But i like beating my dick thinking about things like that.

tell us something we didn't know.

make ur dick smaller so nobody will see ur cock u f.u.cking pedo

u tosser