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I got a crush on simthee
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11 Comments

I saw his picture on his profile and nearly fainted
he is very hot...so my type.
so babe do you think I could get your digits?
Do you think it's normal?
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Comments (11)
The_Weasel (5128)
2007-05-04 03:47:04
Hes so fat and ugly you would be better off blowing sheep, or a goat even.
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ChrisUFC (7139)
2007-05-04 08:46:28
Hey you would be doing him a favor I believe he is still a virgin.
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.smithee (5646)
2007-05-04 10:02:35
Hey babe, so you like the chick magnet. Girls dig me. Id give you my cell number but it got disconnected because I didnt pay the bill.
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J-Man (7403)
2007-05-04 10:41:16
ide like to crush .Smithee! Your mobile got disconnected because all Luber lips cant afford phones unless their stolen (with credit). Hang numbers on yourself cunt, you are very very ugly boy. Just like Jiggaboo.
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.smithee (5646)
2007-05-04 10:52:45
@: J-Man
Your an idiot. Not my fault it got disconnected. They told me I had to top off even though I had lots of minutes left.
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.smithee (5646)
2007-05-04 11:23:52
Bend over StarGirl and Ill show you who Smithee is.
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smithee (4389)
2007-05-04 12:04:13
@: .smithee
yours is too small to even penetrate into stargirl
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J-Man (7403)
2007-05-04 12:21:14
Fuck all the smithees, simthees and all of yas are cunts some of you smithees and simthees.
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.smithee (5646)
2007-05-04 14:40:30
@: J-Man
I will zap you with my Smitheerizer gun.
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MichelleLivesMusuic (9747)
2007-08-11 02:58:51
o shit!!
you got smitheenizied
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pebbles (6805)
2007-09-19 10:52:57
@: .smithee
GOD! You're an ugly git.
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