I got mad at my fan and broke it, all over a fart!!

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So I'm just sitting there, the fan is on, and I happened to fart.

This fart was no ordinary fart, it stunk so bad!! I had McDonald's yesterday, so that's why it was so ripe.

I wanted to savor it, to inhale it over and over, to feel the hotness of it for as long as possible.

Well I didn't get to, the fucking fan saw to that!! This stupid fan, spinning it's blades, chopping the air, and dissipating my epic fart almost instantly!!

I got one sweet second to know this beautiful fart before it was so cruelly ripped away from me by this evil fan.

The fan had to die. Period. I choked it's stupid pedestal 'neck', punched it about it's 'face' several times and ripped it's cord off and gave it a whipping with it. Yeah, that's right, fan. I'm beating you with your own fucking cord.

But now I'm hot and sweaty. Fuck.

IIN to break an object when it pisses you off, then you kind of regret it afterwards?