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I had sex with my teacher
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Ok so recently my parents got me a piano teacher and she only 23, when she comes over to teach me my parents go out and leave us alone but when ever they leave we end up having sex on the couch and every where else in ther house including the kitchen counted and i like it and so does she but now in like 5 days I have a piano recital and I dont know sh*t about playing it cause all this time I've been having sex with my teacher and my parents think I've been practicing wat should I do? NEED ANSWERS PLEASE!!!
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Comments (19)
KingSmithee (9059)
2007-08-14 13:41:41
I don't know Ill have to ask my mom about this.
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niggawitmoney (9329)
2007-08-14 13:44:30
all i can say is u a lucky basterd
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1grim3 (9949)
2007-08-14 14:17:22
YOU SHOULD REALY TRY YOUR BEST EVEN IT YOU SUCK THAT WAY YOU STILL HAVE A CHANCE OF TAKING MORE LESSON AND HAVING MORE SEX, BUT THIS TIME WITH MORE EMPHASIS ON THE PIANO INSTEAD OF YOUR PENIS
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eagel77 (9980)
2007-08-14 19:38:46
break ur fucki ng fingers
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slackjawedyokel (6678)
2007-08-14 19:52:39
act like you fell and had a bike wreck and messed up your shoulder or elbow or wrist.and then learn the fucking piano instead of learning to fuck on the piano.
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gizzie57 (9539)
2007-08-14 20:44:18
You just suck at playing the piano and are looking for a way to justify it.Face it you cant play the piano and cant get laid.Day dreaming is fun ha.
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MichelleLivesMusuic (9747)
2007-08-14 21:59:33
@: niggawitmoney
Hehe
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DaBrasilianPunisher (9428)
2007-08-14 22:42:24
Dude this is a perfect thing say this or some shit, Mom Dad u both suck. and act like u wanna go then maby theyll make u stay
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Footfan90 (5641)
2007-08-15 02:21:22
who cares. i'd gladly suffer the embarrassment of a total fuck-up in a recital to get laid by a 23yo piano teacher
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FlyingTomato321 (9967)
2007-08-15 23:34:48
you lucky fucker
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Havoc (9015)
2007-08-19 02:38:36
at the recital have sex with your teacher on stage... now that would be a lot more interesting then some crappy piano music!
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Orochimaru (9975)
2007-10-02 13:53:29
sick whore
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BaybeeRonnii (11357)
2007-10-26 15:49:31
cool carry on having sex if thats wat u want and lyk :P i certainly would, how old r u by the way?? anywayy back to the piano probs LOL piano probs well how about practicing the piano while ur teacher is away? hmm HMMMM well havea think babe i wanna have sex with u by the way x:Pur fit and sexy
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Barnum (8435)
2007-10-30 07:34:52
hahaha funny ass story. I love the drama "kid is clueless at recital because of excessive sex with piano teacher!"

Well at least you have one thing going for ya: you got to bang a hot 23 yr old, lol!
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brian (11402)
2007-11-01 18:16:39
dude who cares

you had sex with some hot 23 year old
but yea fake sick or say u cracked a finger to hard iunnno
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dat_wierd_one (9631)
2007-11-08 19:10:42
@: BaybeeRonnii
hells yea i'll have sex wit u too!!!
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dat_wierd_one (9631)
2007-11-08 19:16:13
@: BaybeeRonnii
Hells yea i'll have sex with u 2!!!
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DoNotTrustMe (6560)
2007-11-15 06:14:00
Nicccccccccccee.
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TIT_RIPPER (11999)
2007-12-01 17:29:00
Rape your family.
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