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I Hate Chain Letters
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Is there anything more annoying than those chain letters that try to make you feel guilty for not passing them on? I get ones all the time that say stuff like, "Forward this to five hundred people, send me a check for $200, stand on your head while balancing on a small border collie and scream the Colombian national anthem or else you don't love Jesus."
Am I normal for wanting to find these people, grab their moniter and shove it up their ass while screaming "PASS IT ON!!!" ?
Do you think it's normal?
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I have deleted about 100 of those (seriously) and I haven't died or have my breasts ripped off, or had some ghost girl crawl out from under my bed and stab me in the face with a knife(that was actually what one threatened) so yeah. Death to the idiots.
@: silence
Next time you get a chain letter, send a copy of this.

http://www.overyourhead.co.uk/2003/10/best-chain-letter-ever.html
@: JES
That was great, thanks for the link. Nice to know there are other people out there who get so mad at those damn things they feel like climbing to the top of a large sequoia tree with a bucket on their head and not coming down until their demands are met. Actually, maybe that's just me.....
The weird thing is, somebody viewing this DOES pass chain mail on... I see it a lot on "my space..." but they won't say anything because they don't have an excuse for their fa-ggoty assed behavior.
I got sent a great chain letter which was essentially ranting about chain letters. It came up with this whole list of threats, and what you are supposed to do if you ever get sent another chain letter is to send this list of threats back at them. Repeatedly. Until they take out a restricting order.
yea chain letters are retarted
Fucking great, a chain letter, about chain letters. Thanks yeh.
right on. shove it in their ear or other orfices.
i used to like the chain letters where u get a bunch of postcards at the end...did anyone else get those as a kid back b4 the internet came around
You are not wrong for feeling this! Those things are so annoying and I can't believe people pass them on! Seriously, the person that invented it was super bored and decided that she/he wanted everyone else to join in on her/his escape from boredom forcefully!
Burn 'em. Oh, and dispose of the letters while you're at it.
If you get chain emails, block the sender.
I've found this same message on allot of youtube video comments;

(If you're supersticious, skip the next paragraph. If you're a rational person, read it.)

"PLEASE DON'T READ THIS!
In 1945,a young girl named katu lata kulu came over to America in a grey boat from Africa. A mysterious man killed her by cutting the word "LATUALATUKA" into her back. now that you have read this measge she will come to your house on a full moon and steal your soul unless you follow these directions:
1. Retype this message as a comment for three other videos"

And I said to him, "Are you actually a dickhead who believes this shit, or are you just an asshole with nothing better to do?"

There was no boat. It's unlikely a girl by herself survived on a small boat on a trip from Africa to America. Notice there's no specific name or varifyable details, and the killer's MO makes no sense. I'm not sure if people are following this shit or if it's just one guy with nothing better to do, but it was started by a dickhead with nothing better to do. And those who spread this message tend to get nothing but abuse in response.
I think chain Letters originally started as a money scam to prey on people's supersticions. I'd almost preffer a demand for money than this Lamalamala bullshit. (Yes, I missspelt it on purpose) At least scaming suckers out of money I can respect. But spreading comments all ofer Youtube, that's just, "I've got nothing better to do and I have no life. I know, I'll start a chainletter".
Yeah, I have seen that stupid one on pretty much every YouTube video and I get it on the videos I have posted all the time (I delete them as soon as I know about it) Chain letters suck! I never send them on or anything, and I am still living with all my body parts intact!
(said whilst grinding teeth) I HATE CHAIN LETTERS!!! I just got 1 about love, and hw if u dont send this chain on youll never meet ure true love.I hate them, there stupid and i dont see the point of them
Peace Out
Oracle
anyone that forwards chain letters is a dick head.
You're right, chain letters are ocmpletely retarded. People who forward them bring my piss to a boil.
I totoally agree with u and it takes up like mad spaces, and comments that i dont wanna read
I got one that said your mom will die if you dont pass it on.... so I didnt, and the fuck1ng b1tch didnt die.
i puked in my mouth then swallowed it. This must be what a ruminant goes through.
i hate chain letters SOOOOOOOOOO much , theyre f****** retarded, spesh the ones that say if you dont send it someone will come in the night and kill you, coz its just super freaky!!!

if i knew who started off this whole chain letter thing id go to thier house and personally shoot them in the face!
LOL.
They should all DIE.
yep!

Chain letters SUCK
dont even spend on minute reading a chain letter...

just totally ignore them.
how do chain letters even start??? Who makes it all up???
Losers with no life who live in their moms basement make them up when their friends can't play D & D with them and the WoW servers are down
they start by ppl who have no fricking social lives & r dicks!!! Hate the lot of them!
ROFL, I used to get so be so afriad of those scary ones.
OMFG That happens to me all the time. You are not alone!! i will be like taking a shower and stuff and then see this cut or bruise and have no idea how I got it!!!!

I agree that chain letters are retarded
damn straight bro i hate chain letters so much cant those loser's do somthing better that waste my in box space
Watch out%u2013this is for real!!!!!!!

Someone e-mailed this to me that they had just heard on the radio about a
lady that was asked to sniff a bottle of perfume that another woman was
selling for $8.00.

(In a mall parking lot) She told the story that it was her last
bottle of perfume that regularly sells for $49.00 but she was getting rid
of it for only $8.00, sound legitimate?

That's what the victim thought, but when she awoke she found out that
her car had been moved to another parking area and she was missing all
her money that was in her wallet (total of $800.00). Pretty steep for a
sniff of perfume!

Anyway, the perfume wasn't perfume at all, it was some kind of ether or
strong substance to cause anyone who breathes the fumes to
black out. SO beware..... Christmas time is coming and we will be going to
malls shopping and we will have cash on us.

Ladies, please don't be so trusting of others and beware of
your surroundings-ALWAYS! Obey your instincts!

*Please pass this on to your friends, sisters, mothers and all the women
in your life you care about.......we can never be too careful!!!!*
Chain letters are a waste of space, time and energy. To makke matters worse they freak you out, they always freaked me out. Which is why I never read them. Whoever invented them must have just been bored and humans work funny so we respond to prtect ourselves from NOTHING in the first place... Annoying
I died like a million times, it's harmless. I can't believe some people actually believe that crap. I'm sure than most of them just want to have fun and make others angry, which makes me like their ways, but at the same time I want to take a knife and slit their testicles, just a little bit. Then another time, a little deeper, then deeper yet. Maybe it'll show them what death is really like.
YES, I COMPLETELY AGREE WITH YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!! I HATE THEM TOO!!! AND LOL SHOVING THEIR MONITOR UP THEIR ASS WHILE SCREAMING "PASS IT ON" WOULD BE FREIKEN' AWESOME!