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I HATE DOGS
OK - here's the deal. I can't f**king stand dogs. I hate everything about them. They are the most slavering, pathetic, vile & petty creatures on the face of the planet. I don't get why everybody and their uncle wants to own one. People always tell me I should just stop and think again...think of how unconditionally loving they can be, etc., but no matter how hard I try to like dogs, I just hate them again. They always come up to you and stick their snotty noses up against your clothes and skin, and then if they feel 'comfy' with you they cover you in drool with their big slimy tongues. Their fur smells disgusting, and its oily too. If a friend or acquaintance owns a dog, then of course I'm always obliged to pet it, and then my hand smells like s**t until I go wash the oil/musk scent off. They go around peeing on everything they see, and I don't get it...everybody thinks it's so cute; like, 'awww, look at Woofie peeing on that guy's leg! Hahaha!" I say get a 12-gauge shotgun and blow the f**king thing's head off! Yes: 'thing.' A dog is a 'thing' to me, not a 'him' or a 'her.' It's just a dog...it's a thing. I could go on and on. You've got the shivering little inbred ones that bark at everything that moves, at some high pitch and that damages your eardrums, and then you've got the ones that 'defend' their owners' 'territory' as you walk by minding your own business. Suddenly out of nowhere comes this AAAF!!! sound at 1000 decibels two feet from your ear, and then it just keeps barking; this little monster hopping around behind the fence, wanting to come out and attack you, as if it's saying "f**k you! f**k you! f**k you!" Honestly, why does everybody think this animal is so special? It lays s**t everywhere, so every time I walk across grass or a lawn of any kind, I'm just worried about stepping in dog crap the whole time. Does anyone else despise dogs? I try to like them but I can't!!
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i think cats are much better because cats atleast burry their own sh! and cats furr never stink because cats are clean and much independant than stupid ugly dogs i hate dogs so much i wish i was a cat so i could scratch their stupid big ugly faces stupid dogs they just wanna eat, sh! , sleep, and bark.
wen i see someone with a dog im in my mind their so stupid to have a dog they looks retarded witch a big ugly thing in a chain.
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1. An unattractive girl
2. A man with no morals or standards
3. An under performing stock
4. Mountain people use the word "dawg"
5. The "dog days" of summer.
Not flattering.
But if a man is called a "cat", you get the idea he has some style or flair. There's the cool cat, a sly cat.
Get the idea?
I guess if you want to like dogs, try to put yourself in their shoes. A lot of the "bad" stuff they do is because they just don't understand the rules that humans have arbitrarily made up (don't pee in the house, don't bark at strangers, etc.). In the dog world, this all makes perfect sense to them.
Dogs can't help their slobberiness or their smell. They can't give themselves baths. Cats have evolved that way because they're hunters, and if they stink their prey will be able to smell them coming. Dogs are scavengers, so it doesn't matter one bit to them.
My dog is a little punk who gets really excited when he greets people and jumps up on them, but other than that he doesn't really smell, he's very affectionate, and he's playfully retarded. He only barks when he thinks there's an intruder, and he loves doing tricks. You might like him
Maybe if you didn't view dogs as "things" you'd like them more. Try seeing them as living beings just like you, and in fact, no worse than you.
I also don't like dogs, but I am lucky to live where I live(no much dogs). because in Islam, we believe that angels wont come inside a house that contains a dog, and if a dog`s drool touches you, you have to wash that place 7 times (one of them with soil) before you can do your prayers. so, usually people where I live only use dogs where they are needed.
"They are the most slavering, pathetic, vile & petty creatures on the face of the planet"
I thought to myself that it almost sounded like you were describing the human species. There's nothing wrong with dogs. They're just a different species of animal than us with different instincts and intelligence. I know I'm stating the obvious, but I guess to you it's not so obvious. They do what they do because that's the way nature programed them. They never asked to be domesticated by humans. If they hadn't been, they wouldn't have assholes talking about how much they hate them now would they? They would be wild dogs peacefully minding their own business out in the wilderness. What makes a human any better to be around than a dog? I will ask a series of questions: How many dogs have started wars that have killed millions and left the survivors starving, disease ridden, and homeless? How many dogs have built nuclear weapons? How many dogs have gotten drunk and wiped out an entire family while driving? How many dogs have stolen peoples identities and cleaned out their life savings that they worked their whole life for? I grant you that there have been a few bad apples in the dog population, but compared to humans....
You think dogs...are the most vile creatures on earth? I'm sorry pal but humans have always held that title and will for a long time to come. Dogs......What the fuck kind of drugs have you been taking. Excuse me while I go pet my chocolate lab.
"They always come up to you and stick their snotty noses up against your clothes and skin, and then if they feel 'comfy' with you they cover you in drool with their big slimy tongues. Their fur smells disgusting, and its oily too. If a friend or acquaintance owns a dog, then of course I'm always obliged to pet it, and then my hand smells like s**t until I go wash the oil/musk scent off".
"They are the stupidest worst pet anyone could have....this is only due to the fact that humans need something to fill the void they have left themselves because they can not longer trust or love each other, so they lavish their love and affections on a stupid animal instead."
It's so true. The other thing is that I don't get how people think their dogs are so special and then there they are eating meat-I can tell you from living on a farm that pigs are a hell of a lot smarter than dogs-and we EAT them.
And how dog owners think that their dog "loves" them. Stupid dumshits-dogs don't love-the people look in the dogs eyes and imagine human characteristics. Here's what goes on in a dogs brain: "pet me, pet me, maybe I get some food, maybe I get to go outside, pet me, pet me, etc." I could ax murder you in front of your dog and in 3 hours and some food that dog will be my best friend-dogs are not people!-they are scavengers in the wild-they are like ground vultures-disgusting animals.
And-people spend billions of dollars on the little shits-send that money to some starving child for gods sake. Leeches "love" you too-so do ticks-there's some good pets.
i hate that they follow you everywere you go, and it pisses me off most when they beg for food. its pathetic.
i have always been judged by my dislike for dogs... but seriously i CANNOT understand why people tolorate them.
i totally disagree with you ,my dog is brilliant and i feel sorry for you that you have not had the chance to meet a dog like mine !!!!!
But I really do think that most dog owners enjoy their furry pets at the expense of the peace of mind of non-dog-owners who live next to them. They are often oblivious to the fact that their pets are so loud and annoying until someone has to approach them and tell them about it. Even still, the pet usually continues to be the owner's top priority and efforts are almost never made to accommodate the people around them, who are forced to continue to deal with the same noise/intrusion/feces, etc.
I have allergic asthma and cannot have dogs or their dander even close to me. Or it could kill me. So in order to do yard work, I have to have my 80-year-old Dad with his oxygen tank on sitting in the cold watching for dogs while I work. It is ridiculous.
The neighbors have been talked nicely to, but it didn't do one bit to change matters.
The dogs act like they own my yard. One dog likes to maul squirrels to death. They all poop in my yard every day. I scoop up the poop and throw it in my neighbors' yards.
I am so sick of people acting as if dogs are like children. They are not. I wish they would quit giving dogs human characteristics. They are not human. Humans should be more important than animals. We could pay off our national debt if we took all the money that people spend on their stupid pets every year.
They don't allow smoking in public places, but dogs are allowed everywhere!!! Dogs are welcomed on planes, in hotels, and even some restaurants. What is wrong with people?
God spelled backwards is Dog. And I can see why. I HATE DOGS SO MUCH. I should be allowed to shoot any dog that comes into MY YARD. I don't go for walks anymore because there are too many loose dogs running around. If people care so much about their dogs, put a leash on them!
I had to quit my job at a University because the students and the DEANS were bringing their dogs into the building with them. The dogs got to stay, so I had to go. I wish there would be an epidemic of some fatal illness that killed just dogs. I would love it if the dog population was wiped out entirely.
I can only dream.
A dog already has more rights than a human. Because dogs can ride an airplane, that means I cannot travel by air. Because dogs are allowed in hotels, then I cannot stay in a hotel.
If you have a dog, by all that's holy, KEEP IT AT HOME.
AND KEEP IT FENCED IN. And don't go to the grocery with your dog in the car. I am trying to buy my food and would like to eat it without ending up in the hospital.
My life depends on your behavior. Be responsible.
What's strange is that I like dogs for the most part, but living with dogs recently (i lived with another friend who had a dog) I'm finding that they are cute, etc. at a distance, once you live with one it's a bit different. I owned a dog as a kid and my parents made me get rid of it and now I understand why. They are filthy and irritating.
My ferrets are caged and supervised when they come out and well, don't make noises, they may pee and poo but since I'm right behind them I clean it up immediately. The dog will HIDE it's poo and pee for me to find later.
So frustrating.
Just yesterday we come home and ...gee what a surprise ! The fucking dog had torn through the trash AGAIN! It was all over the floor, all over the rug, everywhere! And GF's like "aww... you think you're so smart, you cutiee schmooty puppywuppy..." in an affectionate tone. Yeah. It's cute to see garbage all over the house. He's not a puppy and he's not cute. Fuck him. I threw the animal out. Next time we leave the house I should take the kitchen trash can and just dump it out all over the floor -- it's gonna be like that when we get home anyway. I want to set a rat-trap in the can so when that dog goes into it... WHAM!! The trap slams him in the mouth. That'll fix his ass but good."
My local newspaper has gotten to where every few days, it's another dog story and today, there was a photo on the front of the online version of someone giving a f*cking dog a massage! That just made my blood boil and I've decided that I'm going to do like my neighbor. Every time he reads something about a f*ucking dog in the newspaper, he goes out and runs down as many as he can. I drive through a neighborhood full of f*cking dogs and I can't wait!
So, newspapers & magazines: keep publishing stories about friggin' dogs and puppies and putting photos of the filthy butt-sniffing curs on the front page, because every time you do, there are going to be a few less dogs in the world!