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I HATE MY CAT
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I HATE MY CAT! Everyday I threaten my family to drown it in a bucket of cold water, or put in a microwave to explode! I cant help myself. It makes the litter box smell, even with crystal litter that "Preserves odour for five weeks" I CANT STAND IT
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If it's your cat, give it away. Don't kill it. What are you, an animal?
Anonymous (Story Author)
But I dont own it my brother does
Well, just try to stay away from it. You could probably end up hurting it! dont hurt it! I love cats.
Why dont you just ask your brother to give it away does he live with you?
Blow the motherfucker up....im datin a korean guy he said the meat tastes good....extra crispy no msg but u gotta pluck it first!
Love you
Haha. I feel your pain!

Heidi x
No! Don't hurt the cat! I love cats! Just give it away or take it to a shelter.
lol Sexxxica u are funny but there is a peaceful way ""put it down ""
Poor kitty.
Hate is a strong word, you sure you want to think that way?
What does your family think..?
Move out!
lol - kitties need love.
Put it down.
Cats are awesome, you just can't stand the tower of cool that is the feline. Seriously, there are few things worse than animal abuse, don't hurt it, other wise you are a major douche bag. Also one of the symptoms of being a psycho is hurting animals, you don't want something in common with Ted Bundy do you?
PUNANI....
What's your problem? The cat has done nothing to you. The poor thing is completely defenseless! If you hate the cat, at least think of your brother. Imagine the pain you would cause your brother if you killed his cat.

Serial killers start off by hurting animals.
just take it to your local rspca and say its a stray know one will know
your a prick.
Cats have just as much right to live as you or I. Who are you to kill it? Try being kind to it, rather than hating it. And if the litter box smells, try cleaning it, or let the cat defecate outside (if possible), or get air freshener. I'm sure it's s**t doesn't smell any worse than yours.
My cat meows at my door at 4-5am pretty much every night until i let him come in and snuggle up on the bed, half of me thinks "i'm going to kill you, mr. kitty." and the other half is "awww, cute". ermm, you're half normal. =D
Killing it would make you an animal just as "disgusting" as a cat. Come on, get ahold of yourself, it's just a cat.. don't let it get you so mad just because its litter box smells. Where IS its litter box anyway? It should be in a place away from day-to-day activities. And if it smells really bad then maybe someone isn't doing their duty and cleaning it out DAILY.
get a grip you crazy ass mother fucker ok all animals smell inless your cat smells realy bad and im talking about you just walking in your house and it just smells like someone pissed on the walls a week ago and no one cleaned it then i guesse so but its called train it instead of sitting on your ass screaming about it
Anonymous (Story Author)
Well you guys say it deserves to live, well just when I was starting to love it, it almost kills me! I swear!
lol, i'm totally the same.
well the put the darr liter box outside and ure cat... jesss.........
I'm guessing your family has seen through your dramatic threats & that you just have a love/hate relationship with the cat. I'd be tempted to say ignore the cat - but then it would be all over you!

At least you know real clearly you are not a cat person and when you leave home will not be tempted to take one in only to find that you've made a commitment spanning up to 2 decades.
what the fuck?
kill the fucking thing, i hate cats, iv threatened my neighbour to kill there cat on many occassions cos the stupid shit walks in my house all the time!! fuck it mate!! dogs are the way forward, that cat fucked when my german shepherd turns up!! its a meal on legs!!! lmfao
hahahahahaha someone after my own heart!! blow that motherfucker up! u legend
i hope the cat scratches you and bites you and pisses on your bed! move out then, i think your family likes the cat more!
well from the information you gave you hate the cat from it taking shits in its litterbox, if you dont want the litter to smell like shit and rly bad litter fumes theres a thing called scooping it everyday so the pee doesnt make it smell horrid, if you have the clumpy litter that is and if the cat tried to kill you i think it hates you cuz you want to put it in a microwave...sick fuck
dude u biscuit, cat's aren't meant to be domesticated - i think u should put it up against its feline cousins in the wild and videotape it. will be legend!