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I HATE MY CAT! Everyday I threaten my family to drown it in a bucket of cold water, or put in a microwave to explode! I cant help myself. It makes the litter box smell, even with crystal litter that "Preserves odour for five weeks" I CANT STAND IT
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Yeah I seriously understand where you're coming from. I have had dog's my whole life, never been without one. Never once have I wanted to hurt them in any way. I am a very relaxed person, but my cat makes both be and my fiance want to throw her against the wall.

She constantly f**ks around with everything she sees, she destructive, leaves kitty litter tracks on our kitchen counter and steals things an hides them. That's not even half of the shit she does. I've tried training her but I swear to god cats are f**king retarded, or at least she is. She is incapable of learning.

Quit hating on the guy, you know he's not serious. It's just a frustration he shares with a few people. Did you noticed it's 46% normal?
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OMG, you sound like my fiancee and i...i seriously think my cat's retarded.
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I've had my cat for several months and I use to like her and thought she would warm up to people when she got use to her surroundings, but she hasn't and I can't stand her. My boyfriend and I live together and wanted to get an animal we could both enjoy and when he's home or our other 2 roommates she hides. Its like I don't have a cat. She's afraid of anything and everything. A pencil could fall and she'd run. She hisses at our roommates dog, refuses to be around it or anybody else for that matter. She only likes me and I'm sure thats because I give her food. I hate cleaning the litterbox. And on top of all that, she wipes her butthole on my bed and I yell at her but she doesn't get it. I've taken her to the vet and checked her anal glands and checked her for worms, she's fine. Lately I just leave her in the closet, and I want to give her away. Take her to a shelter. I have a $200 comforter I can't put on my bed because of her butt issues. I've even seen her wipe her butt on our pillows, and my boyfriends work shirt. Which I wash all of these right away and you can even smell poop when she does it. And most mornings she likes to come lay by my head on my pillow and all I can think about is her nasty feet she uses to hide her poop are on my pillow right now. And recently she got sick and threw up on my bed which was really gross and I had to take her to the vet. I don't want to waste anymore money on a cat I don't like. Cat food and litter and everything else gets expensive and in my opinion she's not worth it. Some of my friends have cats that I really love. Part of it may be because I got her when she was a year old and she was abandoned outside in an apartment complex. I just think she's gross.
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Please don't ever get a cat again.
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Get your cat stoned. I JUST got a kitten, who is annoying and dumb as SHIT! She's cool once I smoke her out, then she'll sit there and let me pet her and pass out. I'm so glad I work most of the day, I don't even want to know the shit she does when I'm not here...
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She was probably abused and or has abandonment issues and could use some understanding and compassion. Needless to say, if you are that frustrated a Dog may be a better option for you. However difficult things are, cats are NOT Dogs, they only respond to patience and positive reinforcement, therefore they cannot be trained the same way. If you yell at her or are pissed at her all the time that is all she will ever associate you with. If they sense aggression from you, you will receive it in kind. Would you use a toilet that never flushes and then stick your feet in and walk all over the house? No. If you don't clean her litterbox daily, it's on you that it's going to smell disgusting and be unsanitary and/or cause her to become sick- which does happen. If cleaning the litterbox daily and taking her to the vet are things that you won't do, then you probably shouldn't have a cat for a pet, those are only the most basic things that come along with the territory. They need as much love, nutrition, play and attention as a Dog. Is she spaid? If not, or her litterbox is disgusting, or she is sensing your frustration and stress that's probably why she wipes her butt on stuff unless it reflects a more serious issue. It's not easy. My advice would be to give her up, because if you don't have the patience necessary to train this particular cat someone else should have the chance to give her a life where she will be loved instead of alienated and despised. Please don't get another cat.
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You sir, are a moron. Well, you can't fix stupid.
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DUDE, cats can sense when you don't like them. If you treat the cat like its stupid it well do stuff to make you mad!
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Yep
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I fucking agree with you every time i go visit my mother her dumbass cat is always looking like it wants to kill me i feel like choking the little motherfucker
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lol - kitties need love.
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If it's your cat, give it away. Don't kill it. What are you, an animal?
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But I dont own it my brother does
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Hahaha I wonder if you can train it to pee outside. I don't really know much about cats...

Anyway. Calm down dear.
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You people are as sick as fuck I hope you all die in vain together with you stupid ass fucked dumbass loved ones, filthy motherfuckers like you dont deserve anything good in life, go to hell fucking idiots!
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@: lolmao
Wow someone has anger issues. Ya Jelly? A little Jel- Jel? God take come classes or something.
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Some moments, I don't like my cat or sister's ca (because they're more sensitive than their fun-loving brother), but just like any relationship, I try to compromise and to work through it; and I'm sure that they also don't always like me. And I realize that the animals don't exist to please me, just like I don't please them all the time. What always helps is to do what will make the cats happy/comfortable/safe, and in turn, I smile. When the kitties are happy, then they are fun/friendly/outgoing. With one of them, we play tag and hide-and-go-seek; it's so much fun.

Don't have a cat as a pet if you intend to harm it or expect it to act like an outgoing, submissive dog; please, find a better home for it or bring it to a shelter. If you must, release it out in nature (as long as it still has its claws). Putting a creature that likes sunshine, fresh air, climbing, scratching, and running around inside of a closet is just cruel; that's like prison, solitary confinement. It's bound to make any creature loopy. Also, cats all have different personalities; don't expect them to all be the same.

If you want to work with the cat, I suggest you contact Jackson Galaxy:
<a href="http://animal.discovery.com/tv-shows/my-cat-from-hell/about-this-show/about-my-cat-from-hell.htm" rel="nofollow">http://animal.discovery.com/tv-shows/my-cat-fro...</a>

But cats don't speak English. They do a lot of nonverbal communication with the eyes, which they use with people too. They tend to meow to communicate with us. But amongst other cats, they rely more on nonverbal communication.


Cats are harder to train than dogs because they think a lot more. They have way more neurons than dogs do. Dogs will do things because YOU want it to, and cats will do things because THEY want to; that's how humans are to. If your cat is doing something physically bad, like scratching or moving something, you can use water and spray the cat while firmly saying "no." But you also need to reinforce the good things that the cat does, using the sound of your voice to let it know, maybe stroking it's head saying "good" in a sweet manner and/or giving it a treat; they love Temptations treats.

Cats are also a bit more sensitive and complicated than dogs. If you want to connect with your cat, you need to meet it on his/her terms; they're not stupid, and like people, they consider "what's in it for me." But unlike people, if you take the time to understand them and consider what makes them happy, comfortable, safe, etc., they will in return show gratitude and affection, and you can then train them to do the things that you want them to do. Reciprocal relationship.

ps...they have those leash harnesses when you can take your cat for a walk. All cats love outdoors, but some may be more shy to it at first, with all the sounds, new imagery, even wind. But if you go to a calm area, you might bond with your cat by walking with it. Even playing with your cat will make it friendlier. After all, being indoors provides no mental stimuli or physical challenges. Cats do get bored, scared, anxious when they don't have things to do. Really, imagine if you were stuck inside all day with no computer, books, or anything to do. Madness.

Maybe this site will help:
<a href="http://www.thedailycat.com/behavior/understanding/do_cats_know_love/index.html#axzz2GjlEf9MQ" rel="nofollow">http://www.thedailycat.com/behavior/understandi...</a>
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Cats are awesome, you just can't stand the tower of cool that is the feline. Seriously, there are few things worse than animal abuse, don't hurt it, other wise you are a major douche bag. Also one of the symptoms of being a psycho is hurting animals, you don't want something in common with Ted Bundy do you?
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Get a dog instead.
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Everyone that has commented on this with distaste...find something better to do with you're life than comment on forums you shouldn't even be reading anyway. He wants to know if it is normal and why; not that he should go die or whatever. You guys are clueless. ANYWAY...I really dislike my cat also for the same reasons. It is insanely hard to control and from my observations, it seems like it's because of a type of pheromone they give off when they feel strong emotion(happy/anxious/etc.). I will be just fine and coping with having to deal with her extreme neediness and the next, she will be licking herself, purring like a lion, or be screaming in the middle of the night(because I have to lock her in a room overnight) and I just want to punch her little head in. And I am by NO means an angry person. I listen to zeppelin and am working on my chemical engineering degree. I'm a pretty chill guy. I have never felt a desire to hurt something, and it's overwhelming!! It has to be some sort of genetic predatory instinct. Do you have a tabby?
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Probably because this isn't really normal behavior. I've met people who greatly disliked animals, but they also knew that a living creature behaving as such creatures normally do does at least deserve to have that respected. Dogs have teeth and bite when they're angry, so you don't approach angry dogs and then get indignant when they bite you, do you? Cats pee, it's a normal bodily function that we all engage in, and the cat has the decency to even urinate where it's supposed to, yet the OP wants to horrifically and cruelly murder it just for being born a cat? Nope, not normal and if you feel the same than neither are you. It's illogical behavior and a sign that you may lack compassion, empathy, understanding and respect for others. Makes you look self-centered at best and a "bad person" (aka having slight sociopathic tendencies) at worst. That's not exaggerating, there is a difference between being mature about your likes and dislikes and choosing to either get over it or dissociate yourself from which that bothers you so. Then there's wanting to be violent against them and having murderous thoughts against something that is just being itself. Not fucking normal, dude. You're the type of people that would slap their kids for wetting their beds by accident just 'cause it inconvenienced you a little bit. Badddd =/.
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Get A Dog. Getting frustrated is normal but if you're THAT frustrated, nothing good can come of it other than the cat resenting you for your aggression because it DOESNT understand, and you resenting it in kind. Don't see how that's a win situation for anyone.
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Have you tried Spaying her?
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Yes its normal, I feel you, I hate mine too (it's actually my boyfriend), for the same reasons u do and more. It sucks to hate stuff, it makes me shake and have my heart beat really fast each time I do (I'm sure u know what I mean) and I hate him for hating him if it makes sense. I love other people's cats though, especially if their color is light, and if they're old and fat and don't move much. Mine's young and I never asked for this kind of cat. He's the opposite color and hair length that I wanted. Besides the person who gave it to my bf is pretty dirty and crazy herself. It shouldn't have ended up in my house. I hope he goes soon, and yours too! Happy new year 2011. Cheers ;)
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Cats need to have a clean environment,love and attention to be happy and healthy. They are not ornaments, they need to play and have affection not resentment if they're to be happy. If all a cat does is lie around and be fat then they are not happy and definitely not healthy. Someone else's poor conditioning of the animal can be corrected if you care enough to have patience and effort. If you don't like the Cat because of what it looks like then get a different one or not one at all, I hope you have gotten him another home by now. It's up to you, whether you hate stuff, no one makes you do that but you. It's easier to be lazy and hate the source of the problems then try and fix them. Maybe you're not an animal person, or cats must be the most misunderstood domesticated animal there is. I've never thought it was rocket science. I've very, very rarely had a problem training any cat, or Dog for that matter, and that includes the many abandoned and abused one's I've sheltered in my life. The ones I feel unequipped to help I give to farmers. At least then they'll have an okay life with lots of freedom. Good luck
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Move out!
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just take it to your local rspca and say its a stray know one will know
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My cat meows at my door at 4-5am pretty much every night until i let him come in and snuggle up on the bed, half of me thinks "i'm going to kill you, mr. kitty." and the other half is "awww, cute". ermm, you're half normal. =D
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lol, i'm totally the same.
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Killing it would make you an animal just as "disgusting" as a cat. Come on, get ahold of yourself, it's just a cat.. don't let it get you so mad just because its litter box smells. Where IS its litter box anyway? It should be in a place away from day-to-day activities. And if it smells really bad then maybe someone isn't doing their duty and cleaning it out DAILY.
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dude u biscuit, cat's aren't meant to be domesticated - i think u should put it up against its feline cousins in the wild and videotape it. will be legend!
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By the way, for the rest of you...**** PETA. Try helping humans or actually go out and advance society a little bit; rather than sitting on your couch petting your dumb little animal and cussing this guy out. Since when could animals do their part to help find a cure for cancer? WE ARE THEIR PREDATOR. You guys suck.
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Yeah, you're definitely that asshole guy that everyone else in the group warns you to stay away from. Or 12. Or both. I don't know, either way you should just go break your arms or something.
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AGREEEED
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Oh yeah and what the frock do you do that's so special and helpful to society? What the hell do you contribute besides passing your "all omniscient judgment" on people you know nothing about? I work form home and I'm bored, happy to diss. RAAAAAAR WE ARE THE PREDATOR.... LOL. Overcompenating???

I have lost A LOT of my family to Cancer and I assure you it has nothing to do with freaking PETA. In fact plenty of animals suffer for drug complanies to test Chemo drugs, so.... technically animals help a lot more with the cure than you do. Oh wait, unless you're the guy coming up with the CURE FOR CANCEr?! Wow no? SHUT the F Up then.

Just because a lot of people need help, doesn't mean animals don't deserve it.

So See you at the soup kitchen this weekend right? oh wait, I'm gonna bet you've probably never set foot in one. You seem angry and loney, go take your own advice and help people.
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I have 2 kittens, nine months old, brother and sister. Thhe female is the devil incarnate. The boy has been fixed and he's alot calmer but i swear im tempted to give the evil bitch a full historectomy myself. I do try to give her attention and play with her but she doesnt even like being touched most of the time. And i swear she gets jeallous when the boy (Elvis) gets snuggles and love. She just stares the whole time with this nasty scowel. She (Mariah) is always fed, i try to play with her , she has plenty of toys but still insists on destroying things. And not cheap things only the expensive things... Leather sofa, she chewed thru a thick power cord to a huge floor lamp rendering it useless. I cant even have a home phone because she chews through that and has chewed through 2 phone chargers and countless earphones.
Her latest obsesseion is the christmas tree and im tempted to duck tape her to it for a night to teach her a lesson. She has even jumped on the coffee table and swatted a full glass of water right in front of me and then looked at me for my reaction.
Ahhhhhhhhh, how much does cat fur go for these days anyways?!!
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@: Roxtah
This is the type of anger I understand. I love my stupid cat but she feels so entitled to everything. Gaaaah!!
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@: Roxtah
Hahaaahhh... Sorry. Frustration understandable and appropriate. Kitties can be very hard to train, try looking up some stuff on training tips, and why it's important to always use positive reinforcement instead of training them like they're dogs (with discipline and the like.) Very good luck to you. If they aren't fixed this will cause crazy behavior, and Kats LOVE Xmas TRees period. try one of those lazer pointers maybe that'll help get some energy out.
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You hate your cat because it's litter box stinks? HA! My cat climbs on tables, scratches at doors at all hours of the day and night, completely destroyed our screen door, runs laps on our bed when we're sleeping, wakes me up at 4am for attention, etc. etc.. Do you have any idea how much I hate my cat? I WISH all my cat did was stink up his damn litter box.
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TRY CLEANING it! It's not rocketscience guys! Unless you figured out how to train your cat to clean it himself (did you? tell me!!!). Litterbox duty is a small responsibility that comes with the territory of owning an animal. If you do it every day it doesn't smell, and is way easier to clean the more often it's done. It's akin to picking up your dog's poop or flushing your own toilet. Would you use, let alone step in, a toilet that never, ever flushed and filled to the brim with your own... leavings? if you're not willing to add a 30 second ritual to your day to make you and your kittie a little happier maybe you should choose a diff kind of pet? Good luck to you though
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i have a cat, not even a year old and he's the most aggravating little prick of a pet i've ever had. he jumps at my feet every single time i exit the bath. he bites and claws out my skin like a lunatic. he disturbs me whenever i do my homework and messes up my reports when he puts his 'fat' ass on the keyboard.

stench of cat poop i can tolerate, as long as he poops at the designated places provided i clean up everyday, it's no problem.
but i think you'll hate the cat more for being the little asshole it is.

come on, you give the little f*cker food, nice head rubs and pamper the shit outta them and they wanna turn you into a blood fountain.
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Awww.. heheh. Kittens will do that. He's just trying to get attention from you and when you give it to him
(even yelling for clawing at you) he will continue the behavior. It will take a little while but just put him in another room or ingnore him altogether for at least 30 mintues when he does this. Then he'll associate the bad behavior with being alone not with attention from you, which is probably all the litter dudes trying for. gooood luck
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What the hell is this site?!?!?
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Haha. I feel your pain!

Heidi x
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My cat is seriously my best friend, I can't even comprehend hating her. I sooner die myself than kill her
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its just a fucking kitten, wait tll its a bit older, then it wont need a litterbox and will go outside
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you hate your cat because of the odour of its poop, my god you're shallow.

Make a kitty-door train your cat to go outside, even if its an old cat, that what I did after my dad couldn't stand the litterbox
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The cat is now dead. I drowned in a bucket of ice cold water. But now what do I tell my brother, when he finds its lifeless body? I probably should make it look like it got runover, by someone else car. Help!
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You can tell him that you wrote an absolutely hilarious fake story of it on IIN.
Or, if it's real, you can say there's gonna be a special dinner tonight.

*sigh* you disappoint me :/
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You know what? You are a fucking idiot! And you should be charged for animal cruelty and in prison! I know this comment is 3 years old,but i dont care! You are stupid and i hope you get stoned in the heart and die! Dumbass idiot
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And i also hope you get charged for animal cruelty and be in prison for a long time. ALSO I HOPE YOUR so called stupid cat is in heaven right now laughing at your ass if you have to prison. Stupid dumbass i hope you get all of my comments on your stupid email. Go to hell!
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My God that's really disappointing. Is that funny to you? Pathetic. I hope that's a joke. *NO ONE* deserves "help" with that kind of 'problem'. If this is true, I'd say be honest - which means stop being a selfish sociopathic little b*tch- for probably the first time in your life, and pay the price. Unless you're a 10 year old, or just trying to get a rise out of people, if I knew where you were I'd probably drown you myself... because that's what frustrating animals deserve, according to you. I hope you go away where no one will have to deal with your self absorbed abusive @SS ever again, except your hopefully HUGE and surpassingly Sociopathic new cellmate.

On this particular subject... I feel that you, unless you were abused yourself, are less than scum and nothing more than a sickness, a draining ROT on the progression of humanity. A stupid, pathetic waste.. an invalidic embarrassment to our species that is LONG overdue in serving it's only useful purpose to nature, to rot away.

On that note I think I've wasted way more time than is healthy on this one. I am out.
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Well, just try to stay away from it. You could probably end up hurting it! dont hurt it! I love cats.
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Why dont you just ask your brother to give it away does he live with you?
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theotherdude
thnx someone understands me i have cats thay pee they scrathch and take rat sved poop i had a cat my mom loved hit i wanted to kill it i was a fat ass bumb cat
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What's your problem? The cat has done nothing to you. The poor thing is completely defenseless! If you hate the cat, at least think of your brother. Imagine the pain you would cause your brother if you killed his cat.

Serial killers start off by hurting animals.
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Cats have just as much right to live as you or I. Who are you to kill it? Try being kind to it, rather than hating it. And if the litter box smells, try cleaning it, or let the cat defecate outside (if possible), or get air freshener. I'm sure it's s**t doesn't smell any worse than yours.
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When people like you say shit like this, it makes me hope that you find yourself in a situation where someone chooses to kill you instead of a cat. Sounds harsh, but wouldn't it really make you happy? It'd make BOTH of us happy!
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hornsby123
Put it down.
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i hope the cat scratches you and bites you and pisses on your bed! move out then, i think your family likes the cat more!
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But its so cute, look at it, look at its fluffy fur, round eyes, little paws and bushy tail.
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Poor cat
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You're supposed to clean litter boxes every day, not every five weeks you lazy fucking piece of shit. Someone should put you in the microwave and eat your probably fat ass for thanksgiving. You're a fucking dickhole. If you didn't have a family I would suggest hanging yourself in your basement. Who knows, maybe your family would be better off without such an angry asshole in charge.
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No! Don't hurt the cat! I love cats! Just give it away or take it to a shelter.
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Kay_peexx
Please, i beg you dont kill it, just give him/her away and DONT leave it in the woods or anything. none of my pets use litterboxes they all go in field or a bush far- far away, i have a cat called Gingerx love him loads! and a dog called Poppy! i love animals haha, get a trainer to help your cat "go" outside
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Blow the motherfucker up....im datin a korean guy he said the meat tastes good....extra crispy no msg but u gotta pluck it first!
Love you<3 SEXXXICA with 3x's
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hahahahahaha someone after my own heart!! blow that motherfucker up! u legend
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cassie_07
well the put the darr liter box outside and ure cat... jesss.........
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what the fuck?
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your a prick.
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Oh my God. You are awful.
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understander
your sapost to CLEAN the litter box dumbass and to alll you dunbasses saying he should ask his brother to give it away y should his brother have to give his poor cat away hes just lazy and irresponcible so mother f*** him if he wants to kill that cat we shouldent even realy get treated better than animals i think hes just a big fat pig oh and a bitch!
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I know how you feel. First of all when i first got my cat she wouldnt stop meowing but then she got used to the house and stopped. Then she wuold come up to me and attack me for no reason and run away. She tried to climb up our fake tree and knocked all the bolbs off it. She gets on top of the table and i yell at her to get off but she doesnt until i walk over to her and she runs away. She hates being pet or held unless she is sleepy. She meows at my bedroom door to let her in at night. And she climbs up the blinds on the windows. And she hisses at people that she doesnt know or runs away. We call her Jazzmainian Devil.
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This is what I'm going through now. She's loving, obedient, and playful for the most part but she is the absolute devil when I don't have time for her or if I won't let her in the bathroom while I take a shit. But I still love her.
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I totally agree, I have a Persian cat I absolutely regret buying it, I fucking hate the thing so much, it was cute as a kitten but now it's so ugly and sheds everywhere and stinks horribly and is so stupid it drives me crazy I want to just take the thing and punch it as hard as I can. I am either gonna drop this thing off in the forest or kill it. This cat is so stupid it actually deserves to die I can't explain how much I hate it, I will never own another cat again in my entire life.
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My wife's cat is very high maintenance and is a rotten little b**tard. He poops everywhere, has ruined our carpets, rugs and furniture and I feel like the damn stink has been ingrained in my nostrils. This creature is 13 years old and won't die. My wife loves this thing more than anything. I love dogs and I like cats but, this one, I really wish I could make disappear!
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Sounds like the litter box isn't being cleaned every day, or it's sick.
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My girlfriend and I have lived together for two years and I love her but she brought home a kitten 6 months ago without me even knowing about it. I never wanted a cat and tried to get her to get rid of it many times. my girlfriend gets upset and cries when i tell her how much i hate her cat and that she has to get rid of it. This cat is female and is not friendly towards me at all. She scratches my furniture constantly, scratches walls, cupboards and other things as well. She has a ton of toys and things to scratch but insists on destroying my furniture. The cat flees when I approach it and does surprise attacks on me all the time. It bites me, hisses at me and claws me all the time. The cat is seriously retarded and doesnt know a thing. My girlfriend thinks everything it does is super cute and rewards it all the time for bad behaviour . I have considered throwing this cat in the woods to fend for itself because of the problems it creates between me and my girlfriend. She refuses to get rid of it or get it declawed. I try really hard to be nice to the cat but i refuse to live with it until it dies of natural causes or until we break up. I NEED SUGGESTIONS because nothing solve my problem. Im really starting to resent my girlfriend because I hate this effing cat so much and she refuses to do anything about the cat. I wish every day the cat will drop dead.Not to mention it jumps up on counters and tables all the time and wont get off unless i get up and get close to her. We can never leave any food out cause she will get into it.
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If you still have this a-hole try to train it your own way. Whenever she climbs tables and counters, have pans of water ready for her to jump on and I guarantee you, she will never do it again. Have a spray bottle ready and every time she hisses or is violent, spray her. If out of the corner of your eye you can sit her ready to be her retarded self, rattle a tin can full of stones, coins, or marbles. But above all, bribe her with mayonnaise. Cats love mayonnaise.
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They always know when you don't like them and sense hostility, it's very difficult to not get angry, but you have to try. Also if every single time you have contact with it is negative, then the cat will only accosiate you with bad things. You can condition them but it takes time. Using a water bottle to squirt them when they go up on things they shouldn't has worked on every cat I've ever owned, but you need to be consistent. So if she's rewarding it for it's bad behavior, undoing that damage may take a really, really long time. It knows that no matter how it acts it will get attention. start by putting it alone, in a room, for 30 minutes, every time it does something it's not supposed to. Eventually, the cat will associate being ignored with the bad behaviors. The girlfriend will want to go get him when he cries but DONT, LEAVE HIM. He will be fine. IF she won't even try or compromise, you should find a new girlfriend. Sorry but relationships are two sided, it can't be all about her. The fact that you are trying to find a solution says a lot of good about you, so if she won't even try, you gotta do what's best for yourself. Not all kitties are bad, I hope you have better luck next time.
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I have had pets throughout my life, but for some reason, I have a kitten who is little shit-bag. I've trained her to stay away from certain things, and for the most part, she does a good job. But oh my goodness, if something doesn't go her way, I'll enter the kitchen to my table mats on the floor, the trash tumbled over, torn blinds, the TV antenna on the ground, and even some magazines with missing and chewed up pages. She makes me so angry that I have yelled at her and at one occasion, I picked her up by her back fat and spanked her. I felt guilty afterwards and never did it again, but never has a pet given me this much trouble as this one cat. Don't get me wrong, I love her but she's like that compulsive psychotic friend that you have to try to be better than.
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For starters all you cat lovers saying that the guy should be killed. Shame on you for putting a humans life behind that of a cat. All you cat owners who let their "free spirit" of a cat wander around outside at night or even day, you morons don't realise the damage to native fauna that cats do. Also I don't see any of you claiming responsibility for the presents left in other peoples yard. Normally around their veggies. Food for humans! The diseases that cats spread and the mess they make, all are reasons that cats shouldn't be let outside. I feel no sympathy to owners whose cat is run over by a car because of such. Yes it's normal to hate a partners cat. If the cat is hateable. Other cats who behave properly I have no hatred towards. But for one partner to accept living in the same house as an evil cat, I say eliminate the old cat and replace the cat for a better one. By allowing these cats to breed only passes on the defective gene.
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You're a fucking idiot , AT BEST. Go choke on a tub of lard you piece of shit. I feel bad for any living being around your scumbag self.
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lol Sexxxica u are funny but there is a peaceful way ""put it down ""
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Maybe your family is resisting drowning you in a bucket of cold water.. you're a piece of shit. Maye you should consider moving out since you hate the cat so much. You're the problem not the cat .
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Well you guys say it deserves to live, well just when I was starting to love it, it almost kills me! I swear!
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I'm guessing your family has seen through your dramatic threats & that you just have a love/hate relationship with the cat. I'd be tempted to say ignore the cat - but then it would be all over you!

At least you know real clearly you are not a cat person and when you leave home will not be tempted to take one in only to find that you've made a commitment spanning up to 2 decades.
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I love my cat to death but at the same time, she makes me miserable. I want two cats but every feline shes ever comes across, she attacks them viciously. I'm at the point where I'm looking for a newborn kitten that I must bottle feed because I feel like my bitch of a cat may not attack a baby... I'm glad I'm not working cuz I'm afraid of coming home to a dead baby. I don't know why she is so hostile considering she has mothered two litters. She must be so spoiled she thinks she can get anything she goddamn wants. I'm nearly DONE with her.
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My fiancee and I have 6 cats and only one of them I hate, hate, hate with a passion. He constantly growls and hisses at everything, pisses and shits every where but in the litter box, is mean and I hate him. I keep threating my fiancee that I am going to throw him outside or take him to be put to sleep. He is 8 years old and constantly rips his fur out and bleeds all over the house. He also has seizures, which I do feel bad for him because of it but if he was solely my cat, I'd have put him to sleep by now, he doesn't have a quality life because he hides all the time and is miserable. I get mad at my fiancee for allowing him to suffer like he does. It is extreamly selfish of him to allow him to keep living the way that he does. He never pets the cat or plays with him and when I do, he just growls at me or hisses and then goes and shits some where... I am fed up!
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It is normal to hate the smells and to think about these actions. however it is not normal to carry out this cruel behavior. If you have to hold yourself back from hurting the animal then take it to a shelter rather than cause it pain. Even if your family is mad at you, it would be better for the animal.
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I burst out laughing the second after I read "I threaten my family to drown it in a bucket of cold water".
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Poor kitty.
Hate is a strong word, you sure you want to think that way?
What does your family think..?
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get a grip you crazy ass mother fucker ok all animals smell inless your cat smells realy bad and im talking about you just walking in your house and it just smells like someone pissed on the walls a week ago and no one cleaned it then i guesse so but its called train it instead of sitting on your ass screaming about it
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well from the information you gave you hate the cat from it taking shits in its litterbox, if you dont want the litter to smell like shit and rly bad litter fumes theres a thing called scooping it everyday so the pee doesnt make it smell horrid, if you have the clumpy litter that is and if the cat tried to kill you i think it hates you cuz you want to put it in a microwave...sick fuck
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Uhhhh put the litter box in a different, never used room at the far end of your house and then clean it every once in a while, DUH FUCKING IDIOT. Cats are the greatest thing ever to come into existence if you fucking hurt your fucking cat I will fucking kill you. You are a waste of space and are like a fucking vacuum cleaner sucking up the oxygen other people need to live. CATS FOREVER
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PUNANI....
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