I hate nudity on the beach

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Why is it okay for a woman when fully dressed to lock up her precious nudity behind clothing and have you arrested for sexual harrassment if you so much as dare glance down her cleavage from a distance of 100 metres whilst on the beach she gets to shake the whole southbound porridgy mess right in your damn face? I mean it's gross enough on nudist beaches with the few resolute unclothed, male, female and between, hanging their guts and glands out in the sun for all of us to enjoy but ok, it is their beach..
Am I normal to want to vomit every time I go to the beach and have to look at all this stretched and scrawny pudding of funky flesh?

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I hate nudity on the beach 63% Normal

I hate nudity on the beach

63% Normal