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I hate pregnant women.
I mean, I don't hate the babies, and I don't hate the mothers, but I just can't stand pregnant women.
I am directing it towards pregnant women because it is easier to write that way.
I am not about to worship you just because you are pregnant. It is NOT a miracle. It was not a difficult and divine wonder that you were granted a baby. All you did was open your legs and get your vag filled with manjuice. You are not a goddess for getting knocked up.
It is not an excuse to be a pig at the dinner table. Just because you are eating for two doesn't mean everyone else around you has to be under the impression that you are eating for twelve.
We understood that you are pregnant the first time you told us. We don't need to be told another 27 times.
Just because you are tired and nauseous doesn't mean that you have the right to be lazy and unproductive. You do realize that even people with horrible hangovers still go to work when they have to, right?
For f**k's sake. Stop your f**king complaining. Part of being pregnant is nausea, constant pissing, fatigue, getting fat, etc etc... But if you didn't want it, then you should have made your skeezy boyfriend wear a condom!!
What, are you about to tell me that your pants don't fit again? ZIP IT!! (pun intended) Go get some god damn sweat pants and go complain to the guy who put that seed in you. Just don't complain to me. I don't care.
Now.... I have tons of respect for mothers and families and whatnot. I've been pregnant myself and probably am guilty of some of these things myself.. but there are just some women who take it way too far. As if their 9 months of hormones have to be shouted to the whole damn world.
And it gets... annoying, to put it lightly.
And no, I don't care what "the baby wants," I am not giving you any of my Cheetos! And don't you call me an inconsiderate b**ch for not sharing my Cheetos with you because you are pregnant and fat and are using your baby as an excuse to be a pig!
Ughhh.. Is it normal that I treat pregnant woman just like everyone else? I don't give them any special treatment at all. I will treat them no better, nor no worse than any other human being. Yet I'm always called a b**ch because I haven't worshiped them for being pregnant.
I am directing it towards pregnant women because it is easier to write that way.
I am not about to worship you just because you are pregnant. It is NOT a miracle. It was not a difficult and divine wonder that you were granted a baby. All you did was open your legs and get your vag filled with manjuice. You are not a goddess for getting knocked up.
It is not an excuse to be a pig at the dinner table. Just because you are eating for two doesn't mean everyone else around you has to be under the impression that you are eating for twelve.
We understood that you are pregnant the first time you told us. We don't need to be told another 27 times.
Just because you are tired and nauseous doesn't mean that you have the right to be lazy and unproductive. You do realize that even people with horrible hangovers still go to work when they have to, right?
For f**k's sake. Stop your f**king complaining. Part of being pregnant is nausea, constant pissing, fatigue, getting fat, etc etc... But if you didn't want it, then you should have made your skeezy boyfriend wear a condom!!
What, are you about to tell me that your pants don't fit again? ZIP IT!! (pun intended) Go get some god damn sweat pants and go complain to the guy who put that seed in you. Just don't complain to me. I don't care.
Now.... I have tons of respect for mothers and families and whatnot. I've been pregnant myself and probably am guilty of some of these things myself.. but there are just some women who take it way too far. As if their 9 months of hormones have to be shouted to the whole damn world.
And it gets... annoying, to put it lightly.
And no, I don't care what "the baby wants," I am not giving you any of my Cheetos! And don't you call me an inconsiderate b**ch for not sharing my Cheetos with you because you are pregnant and fat and are using your baby as an excuse to be a pig!
Ughhh.. Is it normal that I treat pregnant woman just like everyone else? I don't give them any special treatment at all. I will treat them no better, nor no worse than any other human being. Yet I'm always called a b**ch because I haven't worshiped them for being pregnant.
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And in concept, yes, I agree pregnant women are not all that great, but it's part of life. If there weren't such thing as pregnancy we wouldn't be around to discuss the demerits of that condition.
I completely agree. With everything you said.
Bravo and hallelujah, brother! Too true. You're definitely normal.
Sheesh, "Knocked up"
If a REAL woman wrote this I'll eat my chair!
October
Some pregnant women, believe it or not, can maintain a sense of rationality while going through pregnancy. I DO understand how hungry pregnant people can get and how horrid they feel and I can sympathize with that, because I have been there.
What I am complaining about is not the fact that pregnant people feel that way, but the fact that some of them feel the need to announce it repetitively, and unnecessarily to the entire world with the expectation that they are some sort of example of a goddess and should be treated like a royal pig. I can sympathize for the condition, but I wont sympathize for anyone who brags and/or asks for pity.
And FYI, pigs don't possess the capability to type. I am a human.
ANYWAY - I understand your frustration. You're pregnant, you're not an invalid, unless you're high-risk. What I can't stand the most are women that gain 70lbs or more during their pregnancies. You do not need to eat for two. Pregnancy is not an excuse to eat like a pig. Pregnancy is not an excuse to be lazy, dress like a homeless person, never do your hair, or never wear makeup. Pregnancy is something that occurs in animals. If a rat can get pregnant, it's not that hard of a feat.
I can't think of it any other way than a parasite feeding off it's host, and I don't know why... @.@
I do say, I hate me a pregnant woman for all of your exact reasons as well though.
I think the people who are getting angry are completely misunderstanding the point.
The person who posted this is mainly just saying (at least that's what I think) that the women who take advantage of pregnancy are annoying.
Now, I know that pregnancy is not an easy thing to go through, but I have met plenty of nice considerate pregnant women. Therefore I can say that I really don't like mean pregnant ladies, but not all pregnant women in general.
I think the original poster has the same view as me. If not, then my bad.
http://abcnews.go.com/Health/story?id=6244878
People don't always mean hate when they say it.
perfect.
but I don't like babies much either.