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I HATE SQUIRRELS
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So, we have this rooster in my backyard that flew in (or however roosters move, either flying or walking) and my grandpa gave me a trap to try to get it and take it to the pound or whatever. But yesterday I found a squirrel in it and it was dead. I didn't touch the thing it was already dead. So I re- baited the trap but I want to burn the next squirrel or at least cut it 100's of times before it dies. Seriously I think about it all day long. After I get home thats the first thing I do and I spend a lot of time thinking about what to do to it!
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pringlehopper (16735)
2008-11-12 21:43:58
I hate panda's, they cost humans too much money to keep alive just because the guys are so gay that they don't even want to have sex, or maybe they are ashamed of their panda dicks, or the girls refuse to fuck something so small, whatever the reason they cost us too much money and if they dont wanna fuck then they should just die. Stupid pandas.
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gizzie56 (8681)
2008-11-12 21:50:46
@: pringlehopper
LMAO!
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gizzie56 (8681)
2008-11-12 21:51:25
Your a future serial killer.
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Fuhad (17617)
2008-11-13 16:46:50
I get the feeling your Grandpa gave you a beating for not catching the rooster so you want revenge on the Squirrels.

I would recommend therapy or GTA 4, its were all serial killers let off some steam.
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Anasule (17389)
2008-11-14 08:03:14
I would like to recommend letting off some steam by killing virtual squirrels as its less cruel to animals.

http://www.addictinggames.com/squirrelhunt.html
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cabinet70 (4440)
2008-11-14 16:12:31
Next time you catch a sqirrel try this it sounds like fun

http://isitnormal.com/story/4243/
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lotsofjunk (15110)
2008-11-27 05:14:19
@: pringlehopper
beastiality is gross
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Deadly_Syn (20332)
2009-02-18 14:18:19
Wow
Your a sick fucker.
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jamiec24925 (20587)
2009-02-26 22:13:41
wait...
do u hate the squirrels do u just hate the rooster and ur trying to catch it but the squirrels are getting killed so u feel sry so ur thinking "stupid squirrel!! now i have to feel sry for you"??
lol



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CalvinNHobbes (23209)
2009-05-19 18:44:49
Learn some good squirrel recipes like Rice and Gravy with black pepper, or corn and potatoes with marinated and grilled squirrel. The legs taste like little chicken wings if you do it right. Buy a .22 pellet gun and have a field day. Email me if you live in TX, I'll help you bust them.
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lwinnchick (23363)
2009-05-23 22:14:08
your probably angry and you want to take it out on something small and harmless that cant fight back. its cruel. try and find whats making you angry and leave the squirrel alone.
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jd102 (26347)
2009-07-30 20:47:22
dude someone needs to stop you thats actually really not normal to want to massacre a little squirell for no reason
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Heybroyodogsupman (26789)
2009-08-08 09:45:08
Kind of unhealthy...squirrels are funny little creatures that can't really do anything wrong except for steal bird feed from the birds. You should probably get a stress ball or something whenever you feel these urges because that is really really unhealthy.
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esreverlogic (9945)
2009-10-18 11:52:28
@: gizzie56
You're.
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