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I fucken hate english people. Thier Country is so shit. Depressing weather and fuckin morons for a population. Thats why thier is so many English living outside thier country.

The English also go on about how good thier football is. They fuckin suck. They always get kick out of tournaments by some shitty side like Portugal. Get with it, you will never win a world cup again. 1966 was fuckin lucky and fuelled with allegation of England cheating and being helped through due to them being the host. Like South Korea in 2002.

Whats up with your shitty food. Is Fish and Chips your national Dish?

And your women r fucking discusting. Fat and rotten teeth.

You english are so arrogant but in actual fact are a bunch of cunts.
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I am British, and proud. I noticed that some of the messages posted on here are far too critical, in that it could count perhaps as racism, and stereotypical. I ultimately noticed that several people here believe the British to be dumb. This is mentioned in the question. Now, I am still in school, and I would guess that most people on this message board are not, but, despite this, my grammar and spelling etc. are better than most of yours- further proof that this, alongside the school system being awful, is a lie, a concoction of hatred.The question also states that the British people have bad teeth, which can, in some cases, be true. However, is it not also true that there are worse cases of this in America. Furthermorem, I realised that not many people have pointed out flaws in American society, and how so many people live like "trailer trash," to coin a term. The weather, also, is not perfect, but America has worse extremes, such as being too hot, or the weather being too destructive, and the reason for many people do leave England is in search of the sun. Fish and chips is not the national dish, and I cannot begin to wonder how you reached this conclusion. In this case, what is the favoured dish of America, greasy, fatty meats, horrible fattening foods? I do, however, agree with you about football or soccer. I do not fully understand this concept of angry, messy-looking poeple kicking around a ball, and then getting aggressive because their team is absolutely abysmal. And what is this about the female popuation of Britain being fat and disgusting? Have you ever been to America? America is a collective organism which is half as intelligent as its least intelligent member, and twice as fat as its largest. But verily this vichysoisse of verbiage veers most verbose, so let me simply suggest the true intent and character of this dramatis persona.You say that the British are arrogant "cunts," although you are broadcasting a message of hate on the Internet, ergo how are you any better? You are certainly no more intelligent, due to how terrible your spelling and grammar is. The end. I understand, perhaps, the majority of the population of America will not understand this, being the despicably dumb creatures that they are, but there you go...
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You sound like you go to a private school, though, or have some sort of unfair middle-class privilege. It wouldn't surprise me because you do come across as a bit of a self-righteous know-it-all. The fact that you're young and you sound like a professor from a black-and-white film is maddening; most young people sound nothing like that. Also, undermining people's intelligence because their spelling/grammar is inferior to yours is a stupid, snobbish thing to do. Intelligence and being well-educated aren't the same things.

This bit made me laugh 'But verily this vichysoisse of verbiage veers most verbose'. Yeah we get it, alliteration of 'v', how clever. But get fucking real, twat. People don't speak like that ffs, normal people in the 21st Century at least.

British state schoolers (people who go to schools for free) don't sound anything like this nonce above. In all honesty, our education system is an un-meritocratic disgrace which is geared towards the social class that a person happens to be born into, and most of us working classes have shit lives because Thatcher ruined our prospects and made us an unemployed underclass in the 80s (which is continuing to happen after her death). It's worth pointing out that in England, most of us live in shit houses, in shit areas, go to shit schools and end up with shit jobs and shit lives, and the cycle continues. (The shit weather is the icing on the cake, I'd rather have a country of polar extremes rather than boring, sometimes sunny/sometimes cloudy/sometimes rainy.) We continue to be downtrodden by this fucking evil Conservative government who always make the rich richer and the poor poorer, and I'm sure this pompous twat above votes for them. That's why we act like cunts, because we're never given a fair deal in life!
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Further to my previous comment, I find it hilarious that YOU, an AMERICAN, is slating the English, or any other nation on earth for that fact.

Everyone knows that the USA are the most hated nation on this earth. All you care about is money, money and more money. You are superficial, you're all made of plastic and everyone knows that American money is dirty money.

You're all clinically obese and live on a diet of fat and salt.

Oh, and you like to stick your nose in and try to rule the world. The amount of young british men and women who have died in Iraq just because your complete dick of a president thought he'd prove a big point by invading Iraq. Now look at the place.

The amount of people plotting against your country is hilarious. Why? BECAUSE EVERYONE ON THE FACE OF THE EARTH HATES YOU.
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i am sorry, honestly. it is so stupid to hate each other and take our frustrations out on each other so that we can feel a bit better or somewhat superior whilst deep in the heart we all know there is no difference between us and that we are all the same human beings. and because we know that, we also know how to kill the other with words of hatred. my comments're just rubbish, cause i'd had a really bad time.
i ve got english friends and they are great, very friendly people. and they don't kill anyone, they don't steal from anybody :) i am sorry again.
and you are right - we would all benefit more from having a pint of great english ale instead of being pathetic keyboard warriors...
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Thanks i do agree with what you have said there We are all human we are the same. The world needs more love and respect
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Im confused. I am american, always have, always will, never moved. Mostly italian, and Ifeel there is nothign wrong with britian or engliand. Sure, they can be annyoing if you watch steriotypical things about them on tv.
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No wonder you hate the English, clearly you can not write the langusge. Poor you.
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@Robbie
"Piss-Poor england have played 2 shocking games in the world cup so far, showing the world how shoite they really are. But listening to english people you would think winning the final is merely a formality. Arrogant tossers."

Which English people were you listening to? I don;t know ONE Englishman who thought we had a snowballs chance in hell of winning the World Cup. Not before OR during the world cup.

Hey, how did Scotland do, by the way? What, they didn't qualify? Oh my word...
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You sound like a ponsing Paddiwhack or a Jockstrap.
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Oh goody, are we being stereotypical. Ok, let's see. Lesbians are big, fat, beasts, that sport army crew cuts and flannel. Whenever they open their mouth no one listens because we are staring at the 'tache.

Wasn't that fun!
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@: Bobert
good one bobert. skybird i'm dissapointed in you. yeah i'm sure everytime they open their mouth they have rotten teeth, you probably do, you want to maskit.
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can i just say that i have lived in england for all 18 years of my life and i have never once met a person with rotten teeth. so stop generalising coz most of what u r saying isnt true. have u ever even been to the uk?
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Baileyr1234
How can u not like the English? I love their accents! You are probably some stupid person and you probably think your country is the best. If you are American then you are a dumb ass. I live in America and think it's a piece of crap. Get off your ass and go to England. It's f-ing amazing.
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If it wasn't for the British you wouldn't be here right now talking shit and spouting hatred. Let me give you a quick run down of some of the things we have given the world. As you read through this list, imagine how your life would be without telephones, tvs, the internet ect...

Firstly we coined the phrase the big bang, DNA, aluminium, postage stamps, christmas cards, valentines day card, Radio and the worlds first radio station, Television, first high definition tv, Pencils, shorthand, microphone, Solar panels, SMS text message, the internet, HTTP and HTML, portable computers, electronic calculators, RAM memory, worlds first web browser, touchpads, polyester, invention of police, fingerprinting, adjustable spanner, steel alloy, carbon fiber, steam engine, radar, disc brakes, jet engine, microchip, the iron bridge (the first metal bridge of any kind) designed water and sewage systems for over 30 european cities, mustard, chedder cheese, icecream, pancakes, sandwiches, carbonated softdrinks, dishwasher, fire extinguisher, lawn mower, rubber band, electric battery, lightbulb, tin can, corkscrew, sewing machine, mouse trap, vacuum cleaner, flushing toilet, magnifying glass, electric toaster, stainless steel, smallpox vaccine, penicillin, blood pressure measurements, anaesthesia, asthma remedy, blood transfusions, aspirin, stem cell transplant, bone marrow transplant, typhiod vaccine, nitrous oxide, discovered parkinson's disease, gengeral anaesthetic, MRI scans, in vitro fertilisation, test tube babies, viagra, EKG, Ultrasound, Discovering Mosquitos cause Malaria, Hip replacements, the tank, fighter aircraft, machine gun, rifle, torpedo, first movie projector, first motion picture camera, the worlds first colour motion picture process, modern atomic theory, the equals sign, microscope, cinematography, infared, holograms, weather map, helium, periodic table, discovery of oxygen, discovery of atoms, discovery of electrons, discovery of neutron, discovery of hydrogen, theory of evolution, first steam train, first inter city railway, seat belt, cats eyes, traffic lights, hovercraft, lifeboat, submarine, parachute, glider, football, rugby, cricket, tennis, badminton, modern boxing, darts, table tennis, ping pong, bowls, hockey, netball, polo, modern rock climbing, crossword puzzle, steel ribbed umbrella, plastic, plasticine, rubber baloon, worlds first nature reserve, first complete english translation of the bible, silicone, aeroplane (8 years before the Wright brothers attempt), Fuel Cell, psychoanalysis, xrays, mail order shopping, deep space photography, canal, dock, crane, steamboat, wire rope, adhesive postage stamp, the telephone, postcards, the decimal point, nucleus, first cloned mammal, pedal cycle, golf, hypodermic syringe, hypnotism, insulin, the refrigerator, piano footpedal, kaleidoscope, cotten reel thread, matches, electric clock, bank of england, bank of france...

And meh, fuck it, we'll never be hated as much as the Americans.
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@: xcloxcx
You forgot the Spinning Wheel.
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i think that english soccer is the shit. so what that they haven't won a world cup in awhile their club leagues are hella good. and then again im comparing it to american soccer which is somewhat alright but nothing to english soccer.
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hoe can u hate the english? I love the way that they talk. I'm seriously considering to move to england just to hear people talk like that all day. Their weather on the other hand depresses me. But the weather isn't something that the people there can control so we can't blama them for it.
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'Stupid American' your name is only reiterating what every English person has been saying - Americans are fucking stupid!
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England invented the first jet engine
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pahahhahaha well you're a bit pathetic.
lets get one thing straight - stereotypes are all a load of shit and should probably stop right now! there's a lot of stereotypes i could say about the americans, but i won't because a) i know they're all a load of shit, i know a lot of americans and theyre all really nice (and not fat) and b) i'm mature enough not to.
i am english, and i like living here. of course theres things i would change about it, but isnt that the same wherever you live?
yes, i agree, there are chavs in england. but we all take the piss out of the worst ones, and to be quite honest i dont know any chavs living with 100 miles of me.
haha, yes, our weather is laughably shit :') but if i look out of the window now, i see sun, a beautiful day, maybe a slight breeze because its october but hey :) i'm sure america has rainy days too?
personally, im not a fan of football haha :) and i do get a bit embarrassed when the whole country starts going WOOO WE'RE GONNA TAKE DOWN THE WORLD... a month later... ahhh shit we're out :/ :) but i still like it because that's who we are, and surely its good that we enjoy something that brings no harm to anyone?
i like my accent too, and i can't help it if you don't, but there;s TONS of different ones, maybe you've just heard stupid people not stupid accents.
i hope ive changed your mid maybe slightly about us, we're really, really not that bad if you get to know us, as i'm sure is the same with americans, and any other nationality! :)
but if i havent, you might want to think about all the things england has given you.
Television
Radio
Telephone
Steam train
Electricity
Underground trains
Steam Locomotive
World Wide Web
Sports - Football, cricket, rugby
to name just a few.

thanks for reading! :) (above list from wiki.answers.com)
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I pitty the country the poster came from...
What a moron.
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f**ken, should be fucking.
english should be English.
Thier - their.
Depressing weather - We actually have more than 1 season.
f**kin - fucking.
morons for a population - makes no sense. thier - second failure to spell a simple word.
thier - third failure to spell a simple word.
thier - fourth failure.
discusting - disgusting, and as for women being fat and having rotten teeth, you should not assume English ladies are like that just because your Wife, Mother and Sisters all look like that.

So... I strongly suggest that you learn to spell basic and simple fucking words and to also learn what England is actually like before you come on here spouting shit.

Your one, single brain cell must be the best in the world, as its never been fucking used you inbred twat.

Now tell your dad to stop fucking your mum whilst your shagging your sisters brother as they are making too much of a noise.
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Americans are so fucking stupid it makes me cringe. I once asked one if they knew where Europe was, and they replied: 'ohh is it near France?' Hahaha. Fucking dumb cunts.
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'robbie' what the fuck do you know about England ? you say there is no culture here, yet have you ever been to England? I highly doubt it. What is the culture in America...hmm let me think.. mcDonalds..fat people..stupid people. Yeah i think thats all i can come up with about america! And what the fuck do you know about English women. You arrogant little shit.
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@Robbie:
“english history; conquered by the Romans then the Saxons then the Vikings then the Angles then the Normans. No wonder they feel hostility to Europe, they hate the thought that they are European just like their conquering ancestors.”
Er… that sounds more like the Scots to me. It’s the SCOTS who have centuries-long bitterness towards the English for invading THEM. The English don’t really care that we were conquered/invaded by all those people in the past. Why? Because we’re all descended from those invaders, that’s why, you cock.

Oh, and I think English replies kept mentioning how they can spell, because the people who were writing that the English were idiots and uneducated were the people who were making the most spelling mistakes. Therefore the obvious response was always going to be about the spelling, Robbie, you total fucking moron. Still, what would one expect from a ‘machine adjuster…’ what the fuck is that? Someone who fiddles with knobs all day?

To that idiot who was going on about the English killing the Native Americans. Perhaps they were English (and Irish, Welsh and Scottish), but they were also the first Americans. We English aren’t descended from those people, you Americans are.

Yes, the English did take over most of the world back when we were an arrogant and powerful country. However we gave it all back eventually and said we were sorry. This was all a very long time ago and we’ve done much good since. However I guess some people will ignore the good in us and instead focus on the bad things we did centuries ago.

And while we’re generalising about nationalities…

Americans: Jealous of the English and have been inspired by the English since the 16th Century to better themselves - to emulate the English. They still have a lot of growing up to do though. Americans also go on about how shit our sports are and how great theirs are. Why then does no other country in the world play Baseball and American Football. Still call it the World Series though dontcha? Twats. And of course I guess you know that Baseball is based on Cricket (both are extremely boring too) and American Football is based on Rugby – except you have to wear body-armor you pussies.

Scottish: The most racist country on Earth. Packed with red-faced alcoholics who will stab you for being English or any other foreigner for that matter. And why? Because England conquered them hundreds of years ago, repeatedly in fact since about 1500 years ago, and they're still upset about it.
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The Jockstraps don't mind taking ENGLISH money to keep their shit pot country from going down the Carzie.Us English mugs should stop giving these uncouth,arrogant,skirtwearing,Nonce's our money and help,because they certainly haven't got jackshit that we want.
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England is the land of hope and glory and it will stay that way... Why would you say that england is shit... England is the best place in the world
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I love it when foriegners try and insult Brits by making shitty comments about dental hygene. It's adorable.
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Can anyone think of anything great that has helped The world that lets say... the Germans have done in the last 100 years? Or perhaps the French? Or maybe the Aussies?
I can't, well not off the top of my head but i'm sure there are some, so what have us Brits done, near on single handedly (With the help of the Russians and Americans at the end) Stopped the Nazis from ruling Europe in a bad way. I'm not gonna say anything bad about anyone else BECAUSE I'M BRITISH AND WE'RE POLITE UNLIKE THE REST OF YOU PRICKS!!! Ahem sorry there that just slipped out... oops!
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i realy dont understand humans, we are all the same species but some of us insist on being hostile towards others just becuase they live somewhere slightly differnet places, its just soo stupid. every country has made good things and done stupid things so we are all equaly as bad or good, so everyone stop being stupid ive been fairly pacient but now its realy starting to get stupid.
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Americans are idiots...
and people who think English people are fat...have you not seen americans????!the fattest nation of people in the world.... Stupid ignorant cunts. ughhh i hate them.
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i HATE the english!!!!
i am scottish and let me tell you everytime the bloody english come here they end up fighting or just giving people shit!
WHY THE FUCK DO THEY FUCKING HOLIDAY IN FUCKing scotland the fucking pricks!?!?!?
its cold here!!!!!!! go to spain ya idiots!!!!!

....bloody english...but some of them are ok...like my brother in-laws family....and all the english people i work with....hmmm....hang on a sec...no...turns out i dont hate the english.....huh....could've sworn i did....
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How sad are you all? Tony Blair is an idiot but he rates as a genius compared to Bush. England may be sh*t in terms of the climate etc. However they had an Empire and the Comenwealth grows stronger all the time. They have never shirked their global responsibility despite the number of deaths on the battlefield. Americans are quite happy to force war when they think their technology and money can give them an edge. If there was an old time "Western shoot out" They would crap themselves and run for the hills at the first opportunity. The valour of the extremely brave men who fought in World War 2 is a distant memeroy, thanks to politicians.
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Is it not ironic that the person who claims that the British are morons is the one being corrected by them.

I don't know who you are or what coutry you come from but for all I care you can stay there. If you ever step foot in England and say just one thing that you mentioned in your rascist, stupid, ignorant complaints above you will actually be shot (fingers crossed).

Because if England didn't exist than neither would you. You pathetic excuse for a human being!

But what makes it all the funnier is the fact that no one even cares; both for you pitiful life or because English people take the piss out of themselves so much that you do not even begin to scratch the suraface with your dick-head-like comments!

Yes, we know that our football team is shit... who cares? we invented the bloody sport! Our weather? How can we help it? Rain is not under our control you thicko, it's the sort of thing three year olds know in our country!

So I would suggest you shut you pie-hole and return home to the abnoxious crap factory you live in. You know why? You are a knob.

end of story.

Wanker.
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Im english, and to be honest no our country isnt like that? Yeah our football team is erghh.. but you dont judge a country and al its people on football. I think this little feud between america and england is stupid, I get really frustrated when Americans and other countries diss England, because well we dont sit there with the queen eating crumpets and drinking tea and say "Oh Golly Gosh" and "I say!" and just stereotypical things.. This upsets me because I love Americans, I watch all your tv shows and I have nothing against you, I wish we had America's weather and your shops and stuff lol. Our accents, well yeah we cant really help the awy we talk, and well there isnt really one accent for the whole of England, and people who do have the accent your talking about, the way its shown on tv is so different from the way we actually talk. You think London is full of posh, arrogant, stuck up snobs but really, well then youve got the wrong idea. But Im not just saying this to Americans to stop dissing us, but also England retiliate and then we just be mean back, well some of us. And I feel really bad when people do that, like on this post theres people saying Americans are fat, well, yeah people in England are fat, everywhere in the world theres obese people, its not the country you live in, its the food you eat.
Everywhere in the world people also have rotten teeth, yeah well im sure theres people everywhere in the world with rotten teeth, to be honest ive never really seen many English with rotten teeth, but I guess thats a stereotype and we cant change people thinking that, right?
Well this is just my view, Im not lashing out at anybody this is just my opinion on everything, we all live in the same world as life is too short to diss people you havent met, and for the person on here that wants to blow us up, dont you think thats just sick and wrong?
Anyway well Ive tried, and this probably wont mean anything to anyoen and this will all carry on but I dont think theres a need for it, people say we should hate each other because of the wars, well thats all over and its nothing to do with us, we wasnt in the war. The people who were, are now dead. (Well, from the wars thousands of years ago anyway) Yeah i dont have much knowledge on all the war, but what I do know is that we cant spend life hating people. Whats the point?
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English chicks fuck like demons. Shag a couple of english birds and you will love the english --- otherwise, stop fucking whinging you idiot.
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Robbie, just because you're an uneducated bastard doesn't mean you have to take your anger out on everyone...
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and The British invented the first tank in 1916, during World War 1
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I love the English mwah
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well, sven878, only a german asshole would be dumb enough to write that. cunttt
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Hem!! Actually you never ruled the world!!
civilised country like France, Italy, Germany,Austria have never been occupied by the english!! The Roman civilised you little gipsys;
They build your road, aquedocts,schools,build London,York etc..
They introduced the seven day week, the 12 months year calendar,The legal figures of Judge,solicitors,etc..,Windows and double glazed window,hospitals,social services, ,money,banks,roads,,passaports,etc..You did not civilised the world. Greeks and Egyptians has done as much as the romans.
An Italian dicovered America that you colonised, an Italin drew up the way to Cina That you partially colonise.
You invaded an empty rock like Australia and bare lands like Amarica that alone is bigger that europe. That is why you think you ruled the world? It is like me beating up a six years old child and think afterwoods to be the strongest man in the world.
Hey, it is no your foult. You english are a bit like the Talibans in europe. You have been toughted a false history in school and by your parents, you have a false view of the world and inevitably when you grow up you become the stereotipe tosser ignorant arrogant english.
and by the way all the world agree that your womans are the ugliest by far (not all of them of course) by most of.
Also your country is so much less sofisticated than France, Italy and Belgium, that if an extraterrestrial form of life shoud visit us and ignore the geopolitic of the world, they would think as England like a third world country (except from central London).
Hey, do not dispare although you have been brainwashed by a false history and vision of greatness you never had, you still got one of the best army in the world!! and one of the best social service systems.thats somenting.
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France has never been occupied by the English? Germany has nver been occupied by the English? Hmmm... I think it may be you that has it wrong.
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Here here, Gaetano 72 - to an extent.
Don't forget that most of Europe has been swapping out royal families for 1500 years, so there has been no real need to 'conquer' when the deal has already been done on paper. Look at the current UK royal family.

England has had at least 2 home grown monarchs that spoke French only (Richard "the lionheart" being one of them), and a few that spoke German.


I agree with you that we all (not only in the UK) learn a very twisted view of history. I live as a Brit in Holland and the Dutch know even less about their history pre 1700.

That culminates in things like that lad at the European Cup a few years ago. He was arrested for fighting on a square in Belgium, trussed up and told to sit down. "Let me go!" he screamed, "If it wasn't for us, you'd all speak German."

If Hitler hadn't taken the piss when he was 'spreading Germany out', WW2 wouldn't have even happened. Everybody was perfectly content to let it happen as long as he didn't 'park his car in our space'.

As far as the Romans go, they were clever. But they used the mental resources of the locals and learned a fair bit from them too. That's the only positive aspect of Empire - nick an idea from here, add it to that one from there and keep things moving.

Banks aren't strictly speaking an Italian concept. They only came about because Jews were given permission by the senate to trade money as they weren't allowed to do much else. They did it in the open air on benches - Italian : 'banco'. See what I mean?

England wasn't the wild and 'wode' place people think it was before the Italians arrived. There were many systems in place which were decimated to make way for the new empire, and new control. That's how empires work. And only the winners get to write about it..... before the Internet!!! (what a fantastic thing it is)
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This is the most ridiculous post ever. I seriously registered just to comment on this. I, myself, am not a fan of the British, but making all these generalizations about all of them is just stupid. Just as making all these generalizations about Americans is (I'm American).

Now, I am not trying to one of those generalizations that I just criticized, but based on these comments by Brits, you're appearing extremely arrogant. It's dumbass comments like this that piss me off:

"USA people are lard arses with very little education, I mean they only learn american history in schools all 5 minutes of it, most of them are inbred retards, and all they wanna do is war.

IF you say we have bad teeth crap food crap weather , then USA is full of beached whales uneducated fools, and are disillusioned that they actually have a history, Rule Britanina"

Stop making up facts to make yourself appear superior to everyone, including the US. Everyone studies world history just as much/more than US history. Our education is higher than you apparently think, as well. Note the top universities in the world; most are in the US.

Also, to the dumbasses who keep saying that most Americans are of British decent. "Learn your history" as many of you have said. British-Americans make up a very small percentage. Look it up.
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But but he's got you when he says YOUR country only had around 200 years of history, and alot of american world war 2 films tend to exaggerate by big proportions and make america look like the all time big fucking heroes

'Our education is higher than you apparently think, as well. Note the top universities in the world; most are in the US.'

Its sentences like that, which make americans seem like they think they're so much better then everyone else. 'We do everything better' in your case, well you dont need a university degree to know that america isn't as good as alot of americans make it out to be.

Americans have no concept of the word PRIDE. You don't take pride in your country for the things your country may have done, you take pride in your country BECAUSE THATS WHERE YOU LIVE

And thats something alot of americans struggle to come to terms with, so you can stop talking your nose down to people like your so high and mighty
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First, how does the amount of history we have affect our WWII involvement or mean that we are lesser than you. There you go again, saying we think we're better than everyone else...and then you make posts like that.

"well you dont need a university degree to know that america isn't as good as alot of americans make it out to be.

Americans have no concept of the word PRIDE. You don't take pride in your country for the things your country may have done, you take pride in your country BECAUSE THATS WHERE YOU LIVE"

Why do you all act like you know so much about the US? Or how the population feels? And don't act like there aren't major US accomplishments (not saying they're better than anyone else's).
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MizzTomato
Okay, im not trying to insult you, but have you actually BEEN to england? I have never met ANYONE with rotten teeth. The most ive seen is a tramp who smelled of BO and had a hole in his shoe. Fish and chips? Seriously? Have you not HEARD of a sunday dinner? And its not our fault we have bad weather! Dear god. And FFS if you think the women are minging then you should see my bloody cousin. Shes more gorgeous than your frigging top model. And omg what is it that you ALWAYS have to bring up football? Dear god, I live here and I dont like it! Read up on England before you begin with the insults please, and come up with something more creative, like ''England is becoming overrun with chavs''
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Okay. I can totally understand why you would hate us English. I'm English myself and I can't stand the place. But you hate England for all the wrong, and seemingly invalid reasons.

Let's start off with your point about the weather. How this has such a traumatising effect on you I don't know; you clearly don't live here so how it effects your life is totally beyond me. Let's try some simple Geography. Why do you think the Antarctic is so cold? Because it's in the northen-most point of the earth, thousands of miles from the equator? Yes. So why do you think Britain is so rainy and cold? If you were to hazard a guess that it's due to our geographical location on the earth, you wouldn't be far wrong. But is it our fault that we happen to be here? NO.

We don't go on about how good our football is, simply because we don't have to. We invented football, we founded it and we live and breathe it with a passion. Our premier league is the best football league on this earth. There is no league with such a high standard and that my friend is why it has a large number of foreign players. They come to us because our football is good. As for 1966, that was a year of triumph for our nation. We won that World cup fair and square, with the best national team our country has ever given birth to. If you came here and said such things to an english football fan, be warned because you'll probably eat dirt.

'Get with it, you'll never win again' - Yes we know. I can agree, our current national team aren't great. But we know that. So shut up you jumped up little prick.

I'll also have you know that Fish and Chips is not our national dish. We incorporate food from all over the world into our diet, because we like to eat a bit of everything.

And as for our women having rotten teeth. Yes, there are men and women in the UK with rotten teeth. There are such people everywhere in the world. But lets just said one thing straight - I am english, I am a woman and my teeth are FAR from rotten. Infact they are a set of stunners, and they're 100%% real.

Fat? I can only say one thing. Have you been to the USA?

Seriously pal if you are going to hate the english, make your reasons just, eg. Our government is full of total tossers, we are a xenophobic nation who are paranoid. We have a trash culture and our education system is a real let down.

Otherwise, I hope you don't visit England anytime soon.
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I once had an English girlfriend.

She gave me empty sex, pubic lice (!) and a drug problem.

She was three days younger than me, and cheated on me after three days. My 'best friend' shared her with me, SO I WAS TOLD... :@

Yet she always THOUGHT she was FAR better than me...

What the f*** was I thinking???

NEVER AGAIN

(I HATE YOU)
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I was bullied at university by English people. They insulted me and said I was lucky to speak English. Going into university every day was like going to hell. They treated me like a subhuman, boasted about their empire. Amusing they go on about Hitler, but their empire treated native peoples no differently from how Hitler treated people he saw as different. I don't hate English people but I just do not trust them.
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reasons to love the english:
theyre humble
modest
good looking
amazing food
a RANGE of accents
polite
and generally amazing.

WHATTT??
-yea ur as good looking as hell mmmm so sexy NOT! Most of the british look like down syndrome sufferes and yes their teeth are fuckin rotten
- a range of SHIT accents.
-amazing food (uhm i'll leave that without a comment.....)
-ur politeness is FAKE! u act all polite but then u go and make fun of people behind their backs.
- and ur teenage girls look like fuckin sluts at the age of 13 onwards. Having sex at 13, gettin pregnant at 15 nd then they end up living on benefits at a council estate with 5 kids whithout any education what an awesome life.
ps. I think the british are the most self centered culture in the whole world. U think ur amazing and every1 else is fat and stupid. Yeah well have a look in a mirror
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reasons to hate americans:
they're fat
stupid
shittest president ever who was only voted in cause he's black.
shiiiit music
arrogant
they think theyre amazing and that everyone loves them.
reasons to love the english:
theyre humble
modest
good looking
amazing food
a RANGE of accents
polite
and generally amazing.
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reasons to love the english:
theyre humble
modest
good looking
amazing food
a RANGE of accents
polite
and generally amazing.

ABSOLUTE BULLSHIT ! hahaha
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I think you should all just give up. People hate each other all the time; people try and pick arguments, and that's what all these 'I hate the English' posts are about. People like winding other people up. It's as simple as that.
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i live in england and apart from the point about being rubbish at football some of the comments are not all true

1. the houses arent just little boxes packed together only the poorer areas are like that

2.someone said that the british are arrogant to the rest of the world and uneducated this is not true

(apart from those people who bring the whole country down with the binge drinking and arrogance to the rest of the world)

getting too know some nice engish people would help because depending on where you live in the uk depends on wether the people are stupid people who cant get a job cause of their criminal record they got when they were like 14 or somthing.

then theres the nicer people that have a community spirit and are genuinely friendly

then you come to the stupid posh people who thing their better than everyone else

3. yes the weather is bad but not all the time it can be very hot in the summer but very cold in the winter

realy you have to live here to know what its like before making offencive comments.

4. saying that english women are f**cking discusting is a realy stupid thing to say as you havent seen ALL the women in england, a fair few i can say are the complete opposite of what you described in fact in my area alone i know about 15 girls that anyone who knows them considers them beautyfull if not that at least pretty.
but on the other hand some of the women in england dont even look human

5. in all this im not saying i hate any other countries like America and you cant realy say everything is crap in england when every country America,the UK ect all have their problems

(and have their share of ugly/prety clever/stupid people)

6.saying that englaand is arrogant to other countries like for instance history we learn english and american history along with the history of other contries im our school not sure about other schools in the UK.
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there i said it all
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@Wellington i dont know if it was in the last 100 years but in world war 2 i found out a british RAF officer and trainee engineer Frank Whittle invented the jet engine, (and a german scientist Dr. Hans von Ohain aslo invented it years after).
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oh, and the radar in world war 2 beucase we were being bombed by the luftwaffe.
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wait no, i remember some that were in the last 100 years, the harrier jump jet, the first and one of only three jets that can take off verticaly (the other one being the the russian MIG 32 fighter),
and i forget which country has the last one, i think it was japan.

and concorde the only passanger super sonic jet airliner, was invented by french and british companies.
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and about my first comment it says "i dont know if it was in the last 100" i want thinking properly ww2 was in the last 100 years
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this is so funny! seriously peeps.. get a life.
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Has anyone raised the point in this post that you can find ugly, smelly, stupid people in any country?

The type of person is not from where they are from, but how they grew up.

I'm sure some people in a post this popular have mentioned this, but I'll just reinforce it anyway.
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Having read most of the comments on here, I feel even prouder to be English. We're not the ones full of irrational hate. It is clear that half of you haven't even been to this country as you just quote irrelevant stereotypes that, like most stereotypes, aren't even true.
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Gordon Brown was scottish not englsih
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Winston churchill was a good engish prime minister i think he was worthy of respect.
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i dont realy care about football that much, cant see the point of people getting payed millions just for kicking a ball around and ocasionaly getting it in a net...
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almost all the people here are just unreasonable, i was sitting out inmy garden today and though how nice it was, i try to focus on the nice things in the world but most people here only focus on the bad things (in this case bad things about england) why cant you just be happy, its not like all english people are bad, in fact i dont know any bad english people, everyone just makes stupid comments, also i wanted to know how many people here have been to england i know some people have been there or live there?
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@greenlightning i kind of agree with you about the "football is pointless" thing.

i've just realised somthing, people say bad things about England, but they seem to forget that whatever country there are in they have the same problems there to. E.G. every country has its share of arrogant, stupid, fat, anoying people and abd teeth is a problem in any country,

the weirdest thing is people acuse the Engish of being arrogant when by saying that they are being arrogant to...
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sven878 (31807) You invented slavery

are you for real slavery started in america and england because of the arabs. you stupied twat and its been going on for thousands of years. america and the english had there fair share of slavery. we ended it in 1833 in england and america it ended in 1865 i will help you with the math its 32 years before you. you stupied people learn some history
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There is so many stuck up low lifes on here your a pathetic waste of humans who do nothing but cause trouble and offend other peoples and cultures buch of keyboard warriours who have no respect
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@Kernewek52 yes Dr. Hans von Ohain did invent the jet engine along with Frank Whittle, did Frank invent it first then Hans von Ohain invneted it later and made the first jet aircraft.
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Must of the comments left on here are by sumbag poxy scrounging immigrants who were refused entry into our Great British Island the others are self obsessed wanna be Brits.
Scottish, Welsh, Irish, Muslims, and now probably Australians ashes to ashes

We fucking hate you to fuck heads
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Oh my f****** God.
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Nobody gives you a drug problem your just a fucked up looser looking to blame someone for your fucked up life. You probably got to pox selling yourself for a fix. Fuck Head.

Hog Save The Queen
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God Save The Queen
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wats tht gobshite on bout the english civiliased the world.The world was already civiliased before them dirty saxon and norman decendents and their dirty greedy monarach decided to extend their wealth by takin over other countrys.Do u see any of tht dank depression victorian architecture in arabia or africa or in most parts of Ireland xept for the scumbag loyalist places?no so dont spread your ignorance round here Sumaire and btw i dont hate all english i just hate fools like you the dirty empire of evil is dead get use to it your language isnt even yours its just rearranged Celtic,Germanic,Spanish,French and Latin languages tht have been bastardised
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'Theonewhoknows,' you call us uneducated, yet I can point out several stupid mistakes in your shitty little argument.
-embaressed = embarrassed.
-fortunatley = fortunately.
-insaine = insane.
-classey = classy.
-unhealty = unhealthy.
-obesse = obese.
-extrenly = extremely.
-there = their.
-theres = there's.
-glorius = glorious.

So as far as I can see, you're a bit of a hypocrite, with your shit spelling. Looks like you were right in that you definitely need your head testing. I'm afraid it's you who's the 'uneducated scum of the earth.' Fucking retard.
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Bother to learn another language to at least the level of the poster. I guarantee you won't bee that a swift spelling bee. Correcting somebody's spelling, is actually, your British arrogance working.
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Kay_peexx
Are you really sad enough to post this!!! seriously!! do you have nothing better to do!!
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Why do most english people think that the term "english" has the same meaning as the term "british".Unless they are talking about how superior they are. This thread is about english people not their more civilised neighbours.
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I'm English and it's true. We are Cunts and proud of it.
But its not true that we all think our football is great. We just hope that one day it will all click together so we can be even bigger cunts.
Actually most English people know England is a bit crap and are suspicious of people who love their own countries too much, because we also know that everywhere else is also crap too.
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You seriously need help if you hate us that much... to the point of insulting us with your disgusting language. Please, for the love of humanity, learn some respect, buttwipe.
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MizzTomato
And BTW we believe in something called pride in our country. Oh, i'm sorry you didn't hear that? Say it with me P-RY-D. Very good. Now, understand that british people have this thing called prriiiiide and thats why we dont like it when people go and insult us when weve never even done anything. God, I have a right to be arrogant. But i'm not.
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I bet your mother,sister and grandmother are all the same person...
You're a hypocritical one aren't you... It is unbelievable how ignorant you are...Some of the greatest people in the world were British, Stephen Hawking, Sir Issac Newton, William Shakespeare, Charles Darwin, John Lennon, Emmeline Pankhurst, Charles Dickens,Jane Austen, Queen Elizabeth I, Queen Elizabeth II, David Beckham,Sir Alexander Fleming....Oh the list goes on...
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Ignorant is not knowing the differance between the words english and brittish. The world hates the english. Like all aragant english people you seem to think england is britain.
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Kay_peexx
When i am 21 i am out of here. (England) i agree with a lot you said but what i dont agree with is that you said we have rotten teath, i have lived in england for 18 years and i have not met anyone who has bad teeth!! Seriously!! why dont you just go to England and see for yourself before just going by what people have told you and the stereotypes!! And the fish and chips... our country has some of the best chefs in the world, we have other things than fish and chips, and hardly anyone likes it. And your saying the women and fat and have bad teath,hardly any of the girls are fat!! only a few. and every country has some ugly and some pretty. Your so uneducated that you don't even know about our country and the other ones and all you care about is your own!! Im moving to Spain when im 21 because im half Spanish. I'm only moving away from England because i love Spain; None of the reasons you said!!
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@gaetano72 (15776)

Introducing some sanity into your comments.

Agree Romans ,'civilised' Britain, but after they left in the dark ages b4 the saxons came all that social infrastructure was gone and had to be re-introduced there was little continuity with the romans.

Your right no country has ever ruled the world, well done that may be a little harder than just ruling over 1/3 worlds population, not bad for a little island.

A Norwegian Leif Ericksson discovered America 500 yrs b4 Columbus who never stepped foot in what is now the mainland and only went to the Carribean.

One can hardly claim that India/West Africa is an 'empty rock' with more than a billion people, funny you forgot to mention that!!

Am I wrong? If not your the one with delusional history knowledge and maybe you take a lie down, not forgetting the pills!!

There are far uglier women abroad than in London, I've traveled a lot and know, but I guess that is subjective.
France sophisticated!! that's a goodun ever been to Cherbourg!! end of.


Basically your all envious of my country's history that's why you react so vociferously it's a know psychological process of defencism.

And one more thing, if you don't like England, then get the fuck out of my country you whinging micropenis nincompoop ;-)
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I LOVE YOU.
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Another english gob-shite who thinks hes of a superior race because he can spell. how typically english.
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k i am english and i have to agree with a lot of ur comments. the weather is pretty shit and the immigration rate is very high atm. however, i think u will find that most american and australian people are of british ancestory. australia is a poulation of people hu decsended from ppl hu commited crimes and wernt good enuff for england. and the english invaded america and the onli reason ur there is becoz the ppl hu invaded u cudnt be botherd to cum back. and hu gives a shit if we like fish and chips. its darn good food! and i am personally proud to be english. i no ther are a few skanks in the country hu let the rest of us down but the same can be sed for any country. also, the governemt here are total dins but it isnt evry1 elses fault how they run the country.
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I fu*kin' agree with you, dude. They're women are all sluts and they don't give a f*ck about anyone elses emotions. I, in my own view point, think they ruined the world more than helped it.

For all I care, England can sink. I'd be MORE than happy.
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The guy that wrote all that crap about the english is one stupid sob.

As an european living in the UK for over 10 years now, I can tell you that the English people aren't at all like you say. England and his people are cool, easy going, funny and they know how to party and enjoy themselves. I'm originaly from Brussels and also lived in Paris for a year, and believe me it aint as good as England is. I can't stand the americans and their fucked up accent and attitude, the australians AKA the convictz all they can do is bitching about the english coz they envy them, exept for the weather that is...
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there accent piss me off :)
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@: paulii
what a dick have you heard the american accent recently, at least in britain we all have a variety of accents instead of 1 stuid national accent that everyone seems to have
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@: paulii
HAAAAAAAAAAAAA ur a gay i may not be brittish im manx from the isle ofd man look it up any way they dont even eat fish and chips that oftwn n dere not all posh n stuck up i dont mind the aussies but they should be dissin the uk cuz there acsent comes from the uk personaly i think people fromm uk should like aus n people from aus should like uk cuz they are like sister counries n they should team up and hate al americans there SHIT xx
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@: paulii
Allrite now enough children, this is for all you stuck up english people out there who think they invented everything there is. 1966, germany vs. england who should have one? thats what i thought. they only time u win its cuz the ref screwed up. You invented slavery if anything and i have yet to hear of a british person inventing sex. that is ridiculous. clearly all nations co-operatively invented sex except for those that are part of the british empire. Germany is great proof that there are better nations out there then england. Fish and chips is disgusting as hell, i think we all agree. british beer is just not worth my time mentioning.dont comment on my spelling cuz i don really care and i wrote this in less than 30 seconds. clearly only a stuck up british asshole would take the time to actually point out alltsdf the spppelling mistakes
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@: sven878
Your now officially my hero. xD
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@: paulii
I dont like USA much either, IMHO USA is a very young country with no history, USA try to re-write history in films which are total crap to make them look the heroes in wars look at black hawk down and U571 they even stole our plans to the super sonic engine.

USA people are lard arses with very little education, I mean they only learn american history in schools all 5 minutes of it, most of them are inbred retards, and all they wanna do is war.

IF you say we have bad teeth crap food crap weather , then USA is full of beached whales uneducated fools, and are disillusioned that they actually have a history, Rule Britanina
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@: paulii
If people hate the English, then why don't they all pack their shit and fuck off!!
We don't like any of you fucking cunts anyway, we haven't asked you to like us, and quite frankly I'm fucking glad you don't like us, because who'd wanna complete cock like you as a friend?
We're quite happy as we are, so here's a big FUCK YOU to the English hater's.
I hope one day you visit England and get your fucking teeth smashed out your mouth!! :)
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english history; conquered by the Romans then the Saxons then the Vikings then the Angles then the Normans. No wonder they feel hostility to Europe, they hate the thought that they are European just like their conquering ancestors.
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@: robbie
For all the morons who have said things like" Well,the Romans conquered England..."
No thickos, the Romans did not, since there was NO England to conquer.The Angles created England and named it after their own people.The Angles and Saxons then kicked the little Pictish Scots out of England along with the bleating Romanic Welsh.
English history began when the brothers Hengest and Horsa with only 3 boatloads of warriors took land from the Romano Brythons.
The English built the country up from the ruins left after the Romans had run off having been soundly beaten in battle by the germanic tribes who were common ancestors of the Angles and Saxons.
Learn your history-you might not then appear so a/ ignorant and b/ racist.
Incidentally as well as creating the finest literature in the world and it's greatest scientist, Sir Isaac Newton,the agricultural revolution and industrial revolution were both invented in England.
We English can be said to have created the modern world single -handedly.
The worldwide web is also an English invention.These are the reasons you hate us.You are envious of our achievements.
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I find it so strange that someone feels the need to post a comment about how much they hate an entire country of people.

I am English - by blood, but lived out of it most of my life - and I will be one of the first people to say how much I hate it here, but i would NEVER post a comment, or even state, that I hated a whole country.

Sounds a little bit backwards to me, and perhaps a little retarded.
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How shoite are the english at trying to defend themselves on this topic. Just makes them sound more stupid. Telling us that they can spell (as if that will stop the world hating them). The sooner they are cross-bred with the Eastern Europeans the better. Might dilute their obnoxious genes.
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@:_anna_

How can you hate $hitty englands culture. They don't have any.
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mannnn i've been living here for two damn years. a lot of the english people can be one thing one day and totally feel something else the next. For example; their "football" England fucked up in their first two games, and the entire english population boos them! Their own team! That sucks, but then suddenly they score a goal against Slovenia, and they all love them again. Not only love them THEY think they're on TOP of the world.. hello you have a lot of other kick-ass teams to face... you're not the best here. Every two seconds they mention 1966. So annoying.

Their school system is so SHIT! Favourite thing to say is "oh i can't be bothered" definetly some quality school spirit... (Not) they dont' give a fuck about anything but soccer, drinking, and arguing with anyone that says they suck. Yeh we get it you hate the french and the rest of the world. WELLLLLL i dont really think the world likes you much.

Can i also just say that the whole teeth thing? yeah.. not true. There is attractive people here. But in some places the accent is soooooo rough.

Arrogant? Defntly. Sorry guys but i think thats just in your nature to be so damn cocky.
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I'm British but I fucking hate everyone else.

It's full of obese cunts and bastard shitty cock-sucking niggers who fucking STEAL EVERYTHING! GET ME OUT OF THIS FUCKING SHIT HOLE! THE AVERAGE BRITISH PERSON GET'S FUCKING PREGNANT WHEN THEY'RE 15 OR SOMETHING! WE HAVE SHITTY SMALL TERRACES. SHITTY FOOD. UNHYGIENIC MOTHER FUCKERS AND ALL WE THINK ABOUT IS SEX SEX SEX!

Just get me out of this fucking hell hole of a country... it's full of dirty chavs and gangster nigger bastards. Fuck them all.
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the girls get knocked up when they're like 13 , they basically all have beer bellys & when you go on holidays to like Spain , they go around flashing their tattoos & drinking gallons of beer & shit like that , they have no class whatsoever .
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4 words for you, Britannia rule the waves!
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i hate patriotism. ever think you might like your own country and dislike others because.....drum roll please......................you live there, you've always lived there, and other countries seem strange in comparison

GO TEAM!!!!!!!
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I totally agree, but it has nothing to do with England itself, its just the culture!
If you go out with them they get soooo drunk that they make total twats out of themselves at at the end of the night they are sick all over themselves and everyone else. This is a good time.
Parents let their teenagers go out dressed more sluttily than women of the night- even whores know that wearing nothing but a bel and a boob tube looks cheap and nasty.
They seem to think that being false is acceptable and think nothing of stabing you in the back... they have no concept of loyalty.
The kids are f*cked up! Those rich enough parent to get into private school are guarenteed a decent quality of life and ob no matter how stupid or talentless they are, and those who don't have the cash are left to rot.
And finally, the english football team IS SHITE! yet everytime then win against somewhere like andora the papers seem to think they've won the world cup- Italy didn't make that much of a fuss on 2006!!
Grr.
It's time the english woke up and realised that NO-ONE EXCEPT THE ENGLISH LIKE THE ENGLISH. And I would know... I live thier but they are the butt of all jokes to every singl European I have met.
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mzcoppola - Why live in the UK then? Why not go back to your amazing country. Where is that by the way?
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You dozy twat , do you think we give a fuck if you like us or not? we hate the whole world , we are better than all of you, while you americans were running around with feathers in your hair, and the true aussies with bones through there noses we were conquering the world, so spin on it dipshit!!!!!!!!!
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Please read englishrulessoctishnotsomuch for an embarrassing account of Englighism...........again. help us all!
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i agree with yuo ugsurd. we shood stand up too the horrer that is in the wurld now. we shood be thankfull too be the wunderful peopel we our.
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A Scotsman, an englishman, a beautiful blond from Scotland and a rather large lady with bad teeth from england were travelling to london on the train. As they passed through a dark tunnel a loud "SLAP" was heard by all. The english lady thought to herself " 1 of them cheeky chaps has tried it on with the blond and been slapped. The blond thought "That stupid englishman has mistakenly touched up that big lass thinking it was me" The Scotsman was thinking " I hope we go through another tunnel so I can get another slap at that english to$$er.
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How witty..
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also speaking aboout being arrogant all the american WW2 films and games are ONLY about the american forces (apart from one game) i would kind of call that arrogant the only games that include other countries are games made by a russian company which includes germany, england, america and the soviet union.

im not saying that american films are not good because they are better than most countries, but hollywood in particular is very historicly inacurate, thats why in school we watch reinactments.

dont get me wrong though i like the americans and most every other country that i know of (because obviously i cant know every country) i just hink american films are a bit bias.
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The only good thing about little england is its neighbours.
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At least we have the NHS.
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why cant everyone be happy with each other, its not realy that hard
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Well well well.. what a page full off monkey snot.

First off, anyone stereotyping should give their head a wobble and realise that statements such as "all English blah blah" over generalise to the point where it immediately invalidates the arguement.

Also, would the English amongst us please fucking please write in FUCKING ENGLISH! y do u av 2 rite lyk fukin morons? ..YOU MORONS! You're giving us multi braincelled English a bad name.

I completely agree about chav culture being a shit stain on the British.. along with the lout mentality pervading through our young 'ns collective cerebum.

One of the worst things about contemporary Bitain is that we've latched onto our American cousins capitalist, socialy exploitative media driven corporate ideology. Our youth are spoon fed Americanisms to the point where our cultural differences are becoming ever cloudier...

part two due this wekk.. stay tuned
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Sorry my mistake, I guess their arent any englishmen worthy of respect.
A woman goes to her doctor.
She lies down and opens her legs and
a voice says " england to win the world cup"
The Doctor says "Dont worry a lot of Fannies and assholes shout that".
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ok Im English well lets get one thing strait you Americans are one of the dumbest people in the world why you ask well your solders kill them self’s and the other allies around them un like us we have the best trained solders in the world fact. You are racist hillbillies unlike us we accepted any colour religion and sexuality. Yes we get fucked when we go out and no we are not sick on are self’s we drink loads because we can handle are drink unlike you. Don’t try and say your football is any comparison to are football your a joke most of your sports were invented from are sports you take stuff and claim it as yours. you blow stuff way out of per portion like sewing for any thing like getting fat and the thing about the BP accident saying you need to take action against us 40% of that company is American you dumb cunts lol your country robs from the pour to feed your fat grecy obese body’s there’s no point going on there so much more i could talk about but there’s no point your all a bunch of wankers fact
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All the hillbillies in America have English surnames. Where do you think they came from? It's in their blood!
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If your countrys first language is english then what it is, is a spin off version of a 17th century Britain. I suffer no delusions of the brilliance of England like many people do about their own country, but i'm proud none-the-less and have good reason to be. If you hate England that's your problem, get over it
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Good reply. England is a good country, with great people in it. But all the arrogance brought about by the lower classess ''chavs'' that never studied properly,and have egos as big as churches although having a brain like a cicken, gave a false image of what england is. Thanks to the social system this people live in central london and travel abroad, what do you want people to think about the english if they seen man and woman indiscriminatly recovered of tatoos drunken most of the time swering theyr had off,smaking cheap cigarettes, being promiscuos,razzist and more...
That no the same type of english as David Niven or Cary Grant, but that's what europe is seing at the moment.
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VERRY well sedd robie. verry.
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The internet is an English invention and you're speaking our language. Learn to stand on your own two feet before you criticise.
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it could b worse we could all b fat lyk america or hobos like oz england have had 1 ov the greatest empires in the world at 1 point an they onli reason we all move is because all ov the fukin pollish an lithuanium
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a few things the uk the best country in the world has done for the world

- fish and chips ( dont dis this u fat fuckers go eat some quarter pounders with cheese lol i mean wasnt the burger enough u had to get more food in didnt you )

- Ozzy osbourne born in birmingham greatest rock star alive

- bond films. your shitty films dont compare to this except the godfather which was alright but the third one was shit

- Shakespeare.... all his plays greatest play writer ever

and all the other countrys have done alot of shit for you too if it werent for the italians with christopher colombus you would be drinking muddy water with leaves in it from clay cups with feathers on your head round a campfire and i would watch you get eaten by lions and laugh

p:s HEY FATTY BOOM BOOM WANT ANOTHER CREAM CAKE?
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England has no culture they steal culture from their neighbours, unless you mean Morris dancing. I think you are as normal as the rest of the world who also happen to hate the english. their empire is now only a memory but they still think they are significant. Yes their woman are ugly.
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if anything ye almost destroyed the world
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Of course the easy American response to this dribble is to say that our country is Free specifically from the English which is what statrted it, and if you weren't such dicks America might still be a part of England. Being Free not having a goverment choosen by an inbreeding coefficient of throught the roof we don't take shit from anyone especially pussys like you. However to keep on throwing insults and disliking people is just perpetuating the English way so to end it I will have to say I have no problem with the English or anyone for that matter. It is too bad you English hate everyone (even other parts of England) so damn much life is actually enjoyable if you go around with an open mind not assuming you are better than other people. I am sure someone will say that Americans are the ones that think they are better, but this is true for people in general so overcome it, stop being afraid of being an individual and go against the old traditions of hate and stupidity. Oh and you guys need to stop being so rude to us "gingers". After all I don't come down to England and slap the cock out of your mouth.
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beejun:
I think its time you widened your horizons mate. You must have lived a sheltered life.
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After reading through this thread and noting all the ant-english comments all I can say is thank you to those people. You have confirmed to me that we are superior to the lot of you, your jealousy knows no bounds. As for the sweaty sock on here....sweaty sock=jock. Listen hear you skirt wearing transvestite, you lot are the absolute pits in everything, let's see....moaning/whinging/sponging/unintelligable/repressed transvestites, you actually think that calling something that looks like a skirt, is a skirt, makes it alright. i bet you would love to wear stockings and suspenders as well!!!
as for some of the Europeans on here slagging us off, well, I won't waste my breath on you, your'e just not worth it.
american? let me see, mouthy/loud/brash/arrogant just to name a few of your traits. when you eventually learn to be a true white American of whom I admire, not the rabble that think they are American just because they live in america and always bleat on about....i'm an african american/irish american/italian american, now, I could go on and on here, but I think you get my drift!!
Just be an American and try and forget your mongrel roots, but then you wouldn't be a true American.
I could go on for ages here to refute the mistakes some of the mongrels who insult us and make mockery of our achievments, but i just do not have the time. Just go away, read the history books and then just shut the fuck up.
signed.....one of gods own.
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@: beowulf
Why would anybody be jelous of the English? Yes I am embaressed to say that I was born in this s..t hole. Fortunatley we moved away when I was very little - why I have come back again after 25 years - I am insaine, think I need my head testing. England must be hell on earth, the people are totally backwards morons, thinking that they are more superior and classey than the rest of the world, what a joke, they are uneducated scum of the earth. A backstabbing, two face lot with no morals.
The food makes me cringe
The weather is gloom and doom
The houses are a lot of small boxes packed together like a tin of sardines
The NHS is a disgrace
The people all look very unhealty, either anorexic or obesse with extrenly bad teeth
Tax must be the highest in the world
The Government has brainwashed there pea pod brains and turned this into a nanny state
Theres no freedom - might as well be communist.
Need I say anymore. I am planing to go back home to South Africa as soon as I can and I will never look back on this hole again. Yes, even with all its problems political and otherwise, give me glorius South Africa any day.
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An englishman, a Scotsman and a Jamaican were in the maternity waiting room waiting to become fathers. The doctor appeared and told them they are all fathers of lovely baby boys - only 1 problem the kids have been mixed up and could they please come and identify their children. The Scotsman was the first through the door and picking up a lovely coloured child with dreadlocks and pronounced "This is my child". Surely that's Mr Marley's child prompts the doctor. Damn says the Scotsman 1 of the other 2 is english and I didn't want to take any fekin chances.
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An englishman, a Scotsman and a Jamaican were in the maternity waiting room waiting to become fathers. The doctor appeared and told them they are all fathers of lovely baby boys - only 1 problem the kids have been mixed up and could they please come and identify their children. The Englishman was the first through the door and picking up a lovely coloured child with dreadlocks and pronounced "This is my child". Surely that's Mr Marley's child prompts the doctor. Damn says the Englishman 1 of the other 2 is Scottish and I didn't want to take any fekin chances.
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If it wasn't for englands "immigrants" the country would have no culture at all. Throughout englands history their has been wave after wave of immigrants ( who conquered the people living their then made the country their own before they in turn were conquered by the next immigrants).
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@: robbie
I suppose a Jock speaking Pakistani is not classed as an immigrant in the land of Jockstraps.As it happens,Jock,I have a considerable number of Jock relatives,but I don't discriminate,as I hate the fucking lot of them.
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@: Zeppler
I really feel sorry for your Scottish relations. On my grannies deathbed she confessed to the family that in her youth she kissed an englishman. so I understand how they must feel with their dirty secret. If Scotland doesnt have anything england wants stop using their oil to bail out your debt ridden country. Maybe if your P.M continues being a subserviant lapdog to America they might give you some of theirs.
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@: robbie
Talk Bull shit all the time rob! I have family in kelso scotland they love the english however they tell me if you go north of scotland the scotish there hate everyone However not everyone up north is like that. Plus Its called The United Kingdom its a constitutional monarchy and unitary state. It is a country consisting of four countries: England, Northern Ireland, Scotland and Wales. There in all situations togeather
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Believe that if you will, but it smells like shoite to me.
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I am an American, a fact that I am not that proud of to begin with. We are the new bullies of the world. I always thought I had Scottish/Irish heritage but after doing research I found out I am mostly English. Great! The comfort from being part of a country of bullies is taken away to know that my ancestors were bullies too. And the English language is ridiculous. I can speak several languages and the more I learn of other well thought out languages is how stupid my own is. I must marry a girl who is non-English decent to purge this cursed blood out of my family!
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The difference between me and you americans here making these comments.. The comments you make are complete BULLSHIT

Comments i make are simple facts about american's and they're culture. You see, im not ignorant of american culture so i know what im talking about, unlike you lot bashing england, even though half of you idiots are comparing england to how it was in the 70's -_-
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gnat said:

"English society is pretty shitty on the surface.. we seem to be a nation predominately made up from yobs and fuckwits. Our culture appears to de-evolving back to the slime from whence it originated."

@gnat:
unfortnatly i have to agree with that,

i just wish that england could be a nice place again without the people in england and people in other countries being hostile towards each other.
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So Anna..

You hate me then?
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the thing is, that no one has met every single person in england so you cant say thay are all ugly with rotten teeth and that:

"teenage girls look like fuckin sluts at the age of 13 onwards. Having sex at 13, gettin pregnant at 15 nd then they end up living on benefits at a council estate with 5 kids whithout any education"

becuase yes people in england are like that but not all of them, it depends where you are in england some areas are horrible but others (E.G in the countryside) are very beautyful with nice people who dont fake being polite.

and other people might have had different experiances with english people but ive only met maybe 5-6 self centered people in my life.

half of the things people say about the country are stereotyping, not everyone in england is bad and yet you still get people saying i hate ALL english.
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and i9 belive the english national dish is like roast dinner or roast beef not "fish and chips" like a few people have said.
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Piss-Poor england have played 2 shocking games in the world cup so far, showing the world how shoite they really are. But listening to english people you would think winning the final is merely a formality. Arrogant tossers.
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also people who talk about engish people and football, basicly i think football is pointless it causes fighting and hostility and most people like AnnaSmith was talking about, how "english" people change their minds about the football teams, remember that its only a game its not important at all some people that watch the football are stupid (definatly not all or most of them) and those are the people that let england and its people down.
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@robbie when you say "how typically English" remember it isnt just England that might have people who think they are superior and also saying "how typically english" makes it sound like the person saying it is trying to be superior.

it would be nice if everyone could get on, i dont pick sides, im not on the English side or anyone elses side but im against all the untrue comments that people post here.
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@robbie yes i agree with that, i dont realy agree with this persons quote, (But i think the person ment modern immigrants not ones that conquered england) but yes loads of people have conquered england (e.g vikings, normans, romans ect)
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@NJK well, England didnt capture or enslave "basicly the whole world"

and also why would they still be pissed off when it was years ago, none of us lived back then so no English people today have anything to do with it, neither do any other countries that were enslaved or taken over.
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english people today live off the goods that their ancestors stole from other nations. give all the diamonds, gold and money where it belongs to and most of the immigrants will not have to come and seek work in england because their countries will be properous enough. simple. i wonder why no one have come up with this simple idea yet. perhaps it s because in that situation the english would have to emigrate to earn they living cause without the stolen goods their country do not have anythng to keep the country going, no resources, nothing
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The same in america then! stop being so rightious you wil only make a fool of yourself. History lesson for you That means the egyptions do persians greeks italians french spanish german portuguse mongolians every nation has taken from others even ancient cultures so many world wide, americans took land and killed the natives get over yourself. England also has people comeing from europe to live and before england was even an empire to steal as you put it Well england was already showing wealth and becoming prosperous. Fact. I have south african friends and they said the reason theY come here is because the goverment and laws are much better to live.
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These posts have me rollin on the floor laughing! @robbie is obviously a jumped up scot (using the words gob-shite) and the majority of scots are the most whining, grumpy, arrogant pricks you can find. Americans well....without a doubt the most hated people on the planet and full of fat or should i say obese people who joke about english teeth when down south there all hillbilles that only have one tooth (if their lucky) and spend there time fucking their mothers, sisters and cousins! i mean seriously you call a tournament the world series when your the only country involved!! how arrogant is that! and anyone who says that english women are ugly obviously hasn't been there last time i went america all the women i saw were fat or ugly but i'm not gonna generalise as i'm sure i was just unlucky. lmaof!!!
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Don't even make fun of Britain. If it wasn't for Britain, you wouldn't even be here. You think you're the best country in the world but believe me...... you're far from that. and rabid_dog THE ENGLISH ARE 10 TIMES BETTER THAN AMERICA. YOU ARE THE FATTEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD AND NO ONE LIKES AMERICA SO SHUT UP AND GO BACK TO MCDONALDS.
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and it's ''fuck yeah'', not ''fuk ye'' LOL and it's ' they should all be sent to the moon, not 'they should be all sent to the moon'. LOL and the amount of stereotypes about our 'rotten teeth' is pathetic. i bet none of you Americans have ever actually been to Britain. So go to Britain before you decide to come on here spouting shit.
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What's ironic is the majority of US citizens are descendents of English people. There is never being an American at all, all of us are mixed. Of course it's normal, but don't be a nationalist asshole about it. Just ridicule them for humor.
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im english....and i am so ashamed of it...i really hate the english....ive read all the above posts...im not ugly nor are my teeth bad nor am i fat.....my family are grafters as am i, but i just hate this country and i really hate the people, not all of the poeple are arseholes, some are hard working and a re genuine and would do anything to help you, but not many...most are real knob heads that cannot keepn thier noses out of poeples lifes.....i class myself and my relatives as decent hard working folks, but we really hate the shitty class system and everyone wants to get rich and be better than everyone else...money rules.....most english are wankers, but what can i do about it...id like to get out of here but where can i go to get away from the arseholes?
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yeah our weather is shit, yes we might have shit food, yes our women arnt the best looking in the world but we are proud of it, we have herritage and tradition we are and ancient country filled with history easily one of the oldest populated countrys and so if you hate us then simply dont come here because you'll probably get stabed
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The english, god love them, the whole world detests them but they dont give a shit because they can spell.
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Well im going agree with some of the comments about disliking the english. I have been living here for almost 12 months and the english have got on big chip on their shoulders about everyone being french, aussie, scots, welsh and even them selves, come on england get alife its not as if anyone cares what you you lot think you big bunch of tossers. :D
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@: Fritz
I think that unfortunately he has a point even if he himself is an uneducated ,Crude person.
As an Irish person abroad ,who knows and respects any culture I would choose to live with,and of course speak the language too,I think that without any doubt the mass of English people are without doubt the most Ignorant ,Arrogant ones on the planet.
I am still reeling from an incident in town where on speaking to someone in the local language this clown shouted at me 'WHY don't tou speak ENGISH.
Well since we never ever weanted to in the first place ,but were forced to speak it on pain of death,then you have a Double insult.
This is the country that Stole from the whole world,brutlised every culture,and yet they don't have enough money to educate their
plebian minds like other cultures do.
Stay at home,other people do not want your cheap SUN newspapers and your junk T.V.
You lower every culture you touch as you force it on others.Stay at home ,we do not want you
and your cheap sausages,and other crap food.
Do not forget the negative side of American culture ,killing Indians etc was originated by ENGLAND and the same establishment.
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p.s. LOL256,
I think you'll find that all those english acheivments are waaaaaaaaaaaay in the past apart from the occasional Bond film. Wtf have they done in the past 20 years except become the shithole of Europe?
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Oh and stop boring the rest of the world to death with your great history. World history is well known to the majority of the eduacted world. Every country has a history learn from it and the rest of the world may just welcome you into the future. History is the past what do you all do for everyone that is so cute and special now? Do you want the rest of the world to give you a smiley face sticker and tell you that you are special for having a history?
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Sorry, about the football (soccer)American football is an awsome tactical game! If you get to see the true "English premiership" live, you may understand the outstanding fitness and speed of the players. Unfortunately the introduction of the European players has led to the "play acting" which diminishes the great leauge they play in.
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i dunno what i'm talking about , i'm part english :L awh well what can you do , they don't like us & we don't like them , i guess it's just history really
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I hear you man. But on the other hand, if he had said "ENGLISH MOTHERFUCKAH DO YOU SPEAK IT???" it would have been pretty damn funny.
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7.not that this is a major feature but america was founded by the british and loads of the colonies there were british to start off with so a few Americans night even be related to the britsh

(thats one of the main reasons America and england are so close together, E.G being allies all though WW2 and going into iraq together and stuff like that)

but also in general all the allied countries helped to defeat the nazis and we didnt mind each other then we had polish, american ect fighting side by side try and remain free of the nazi reshime

8.also another point is that england and the english language started in england and was built up by other invading countries (E.G london used to be called londinium when the romans invaded and founded the city in AD 47

not an important point but i though i would mention it.

9.as im writting this a stupid drunked lout is walking past my house which is unusual as this area never has drunks and people like that wandering round at 4:00 in the morning.

10.also on the subject of food anyone ive talked to on the web from most countries say that american chocolate is basicly loads of fatty sugar with no actual taste. but in england the chocolate maker cadbury is regarded as very good (obviously not as good as begian chocolates) but still good.

unlike some im not saying i hate any contries but i think its unfair that you should judge a country where it appears that you have only ever seen the bad side of.
E.G i just last night god back from cornwall and the scenery there is beautyful and its one of the best places in the uk to surf but still fairly cold in the winter.
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now im going to bed
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i hope people read my comment as i spent 1 anda half hours last night writting it
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I totally agree with you 'Iambetterthanyouofcourse'. You are seriously awesome.

What language do you speak in America? Oh that's right, English.
Which is a pity because you're vile skets and the glorious English don't want anything to do with you dumb yanks.
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its amazing actualy how many people British, American anyone. can become so hostile towards each other when actualy we are all human its jsut we live in different places.
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yeah we might live in different places but that means we have different cultures. For example I don't hate England I just hate their culture that's all. They are so self centered and think they can insult other nationalities but when some1 says somehing bad about them they start ganging up on them. I HATE the British culture, I HATE their accents, I HATE their ugly skanky women (and men), I HATE how false they are I HATE everything about them
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@: _anna_
eww well what country are you from.
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Oh the irony, an american calling the english uneducated ROFL, also saying england is like the most hated country in the world. That's america you dipshit. America is uneducated, america is the most hated country in the world, and im not suprised.

I mean just acctually READ the original posters comment. Half his spelling are fucking incorrect, and he cant think of any hardly any facts to why england is shit, so all he can do is STEARO TYPE by saying stuff like 'we have bad teeth'. Thats a stearotype that comes all the way from the 70's you idiot. This is 2010, not 1970. DUH. Americans call our food shit, yet americans are so STUPID that the only english food they even know about is 'fish and chips. Thats not all we eat, morons.

Americans have no place to judge ANY country, america was founded by some british, the british ruled the world, when england was ruler of the world america DIDN'T EVEN EXSIST. America is like 200 years old, england is 2000 years old. Says alot for america dosn't it? A country full of crime, ignorance, and stupidity. That's why you have presidents like 'George Bush'. Even your PRESIDENT, the person who ruled your country was a retard.. doesn't say alot for america does it? and they cant think of anything to do so they say 'i know, lets make a black guy a president, not because he'll make a good president.. but just cuz he's black'. americans say stuff like 'we saved ur ass in ww2'. no you fucking didnt. you SOLD us weapons in ww2, for america they're way of 'helping us'.. was making PROFIT. Thats all americans governments care about. Thats why they invade places like iraq, for OIL. Of course americans need oil the most tho, because they're too fucking THICK to use more energy efficient cars and cant possibly give up they're big ugly hummers. America is the arsehole of the world

Original poster. Ur ignorance is bliss, everybody loves the english. Because we're a friendly fun loving nation with THOUSANDS of years of history, we have lots of things to be proud of as a country, even if the weather is shit. America hasn't got JACK SHIT on us, and american movies arnt that great. They even steal movies off us, remember the Italian job? British classic. Now, the americans did a REMAKE of this film, and where was it based in? New york. Trust the stupid little americans to do a remake of a film called the ITALIAN job, and film it in new york lmfao
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lightningrabbit010k said:
"its amazing actualy how many people British, American anyone. can become so hostile towards each other when actualy we are all human its jsut we live in different places."

@lightningrabbit010k

Amen to that my enlightened brother!

I'm English.. and was once extremely proud of that fact.. nowadays though, i'm not so sure.

English society is pretty shitty on the surface.. we seem to be a nation predominately made up from yobs and fuckwits. Our culture appears to de-evolving back to the slime from whence it originated. The promise of mutual enlightenment gained from our multi culturalism is unfortunately being shat upon by the short sighted masses.. a struggle infecting a good slice of the globe right now.

It's a fragile time at the moment; with the globe wide open to immigration multi cultural societies will inevitably grow. I applaud the English (UK) system for embracing it but the population in general has not quite warmed to it. It's a shame, but i'm proud that my nation is one of those with the right ideology (in my fairly sound opinon) on the issue.

English cuture could have gone so rightin this past 50 years.. so much promise; so much influence; so much cultural enterprise. But unfortunately we've allowed our culture to be exploited by the fat cats who drive the media. They milk our youth; suck out their creativity and hamper their indiviuality by bombarding them with images to live up to; images which ultimately mould them into a ready made part of the corporate machine. Those with the money; the power; the influence.. they drench the media with their mapulative shit in order to turn us into "end users"; landing strips for their products. All this unfortunatley, is rife and growing in England. You could argue that our music buisness is booming and essential for the growth of our economy.. i'd argue that it's just another arm of a social vampire which is sucking the blood from those bound to its will.
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by gaetano72
Hem!! Actually you never ruled the world!!
civilised country like France, Italy, Germany,Austria have never been occupied by the english!! The Roman civilised you little gipsys;

No we did not occupied the France but we did libearte them with a little help from a country that sat on the fence and made a lot of money for 2 years and then decided to join in the scrap when they were attacked by a very little county with very little people called the japanese and they attacked the americans thats a little history for you stupied people

we kicked of the fight with the germans and we kicked there ass
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i'm kind of glad you added to this but, i had just stopped everyone arguing and i was hpoing no one else would post and start everyone off again, but it dosent realy matter.

And yes England did invent the first jet engine but, the Germans built the first jet plane.
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With regards to the jet engine,Dr. Hans von Ohain and Sir Frank Whittle are both recognized as being the co-inventors of the jet engine.

Each worked separately and knew nothing of the other's work. Hans von Ohain is considered the designer of the first operational turbojet engine.

It seems to be an English trait to claim to have invented, discovered,conquered etc; before anyone else. Are we to assume this stems from their overtly confident Germanic/Anglo Saxon roots? Or is it a throwback to a superiority complex from their colonial days?

In fact who or what are the English? I remember on the BBC 2 channel someone of English extraction being asked who would they describe as being quintessentially English?
'Queen Victoria,' the person replied proudly. Ironic then, as Victoria's first language was German.

No the English should not be hated. Just take them down a peg or two occasionally.
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In answer to your question "Who or what are the english".
Wankers.
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@: robbie
You have alot of hate get over yourself! I have a beautiful english girl friend with good teeth and we both have family and friends in the US we get on great with everyone we have laughs. There is one thing that remains the same and thats peoples all over the globe you will always find someone who does nothing but cause harm.
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:o) @ wallsballs!! am loving the comments!!
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I lived amongst the uncultured dopey people of Bournemouth for 2 years, yagging their ugly woman and drinking their beer. In every country ive lived in ( inc england ) people will tell you they hate the english. Then they will tell you of the country where their grandfather came from which is so full of culture and great people that you'd think it was a million miles from england so that is where I travelled to next. The land of the Scots. The whole world cant be wrong can they?.
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@: robbie
I'm English I am friends with alot of Irish people who all say that there are two types of Scotsmen an absolute gent and an absolute w*nker, unfortunately for Scotland there are more of the latter than the former, and there is no culture in Scotland it's contrived cr*p.
The English didn't invent Slavery as one idiot mentioned, it has been going on for thousands of years, it's mentioned in the Bible for goodness sake.

Yes Fish and Chips is good food, but then what about all of the other foods, Lancashire Hotpot, Roast Dinners, Apple Crumble to name but a few. I've met more arrogant people in France than I have England. The English brought about the Industrial Revolution which kick started the Empire you lot talk more about than any English person ever would, we created modern democracy, the internet, mobile phones, the computer, jet engine shall I carry on. The gold standard used by the rest of the worlds banking system is English and attaching that to a single dominant currency to keep world trade from completely collapsing is also English. The Black and Tans who went to Ireland and which the Irish vilify the English for were Scottish, the attrocities they commited were Scots Protestant against Irish Catholic, nothing to do with the English. Highland clearances, that was Scots people selling their own out "again" for money, can't blame the English for that. English women being ugly with bad teeth, anyone that has been here would know that there are ugly women and men whereever you go, thing is that the English have also produced some of Hollywoods most stunning women from Keira Knightley, Sienna Miller, way back to Audrey Hepburn or try Googling Keeley Hazel or Cheryl Cole. There's plenty of small minded imbeciles here with idiotic points of view on a people that would stand up for the Scots, Irish and Welsh if push came to shove, thing is the Scots and Welsh at least would shove the English right over the cliffs of Dover, now there's loyalty for you.
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Oh and before I forget, regarding football, England won in 1966, so what, must English people couldn't care less, we're not bothered. We won one world cup in football, since then we've been world champions in Rugby League and Union. World Number 1 at Cricket, had Formula one champions and we, as you lot seem to think, rave on all the time about it, no we don't! The Scots go on about it more than we do. Admittedly the T.V. pundits prattle on about it as well and they get so boring, but ordinary English people couldn't care less we just get on with our lives, shame you lot can't get on with yours. American, Aussie, Scots and other nationality virgins with an axe to grind need to discover the joys sex, it'll give you something better to do than whinge, complain, gripe, insult and feel generally frustrated about not being able to pull anything except your puddings, get a life inbreds. Yep that includes you robbie (the ned).
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Beowulf is a German name about a German poem So are you German or english?. Maybe you are French-Norman or Norse-Danish or a Swedish Viking,or maybe an Italian-Roman. Many European countries first conquered then settled your their-for-the-take weak country that your lucky to even look human at all. Yet the arrogant fool calls Americans mongrels and advises them to read history books. english at their best.
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Like only one percent of the population aren't dumb-fucks and have stupid accents.
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Indeed. And you silly little Americans, just go to the only useful thing you have contributed to your own soceity-fast food chains- and leave the amazing English in peace.
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i found a quote here from another site talking about this issue

"You know what really winds me up. It's the fact that immigrants (illegal or not) come to England and demand:

"Me want free house",
"Me want free medical care",
"Me want free education"
"Me want free handout money from the government"

And the irony is THEY GET IT. Then they complain that they don't like England and it's people

My Great Grandfathers fought and died for this country in two world wars, they fought and died for the freedom of this country and for the freedom of their future generations.

They did NOT fight and give their lives for immigrants to come to England and to reap the benefits."
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Maybe they're still pissed at the fact that the british tried to take over their country and enslave them in their own country. I'm not specifying because it's basicly the whole world.
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Even the english Prime Minister acknowledges the superiority of the Yanks. See how he grovels and kisses ass when he met Obama. He looked like a 10 year old invited to a sleepover with M Jackson..You insignificant anglaise should know your place just like your P.M. english half-wits.
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My Great Grandfather enjoyed it, my grandfather loved it, my Dad continued and now I continue to enjoy the love of blowing the shite out of you filthy tan shite ALL THE TIME...........
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thank everything for normality!! English (i can use words now which cannot be understood by my TAN buddys!!) is a forgotten language. we all speak AMERICAN now. as any person of little intelegence can deciypher is a mix of scottich, dutch, german, spanish, and several more noormal dialects. SO THANK YOU! Tiocfaidh Ar La
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ohhh goowwannnn :D:D :L
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i love you :o you're sooo right ! :D you legend :D tbh , i don't think anyone likes them , they think they're the shit like
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buncha inbred saps
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Why did the english get rid of Gordon Brown. Now their was an englishman worthy of respect.
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His holiness the Pope will visit england this week but he will do so without his trusted aide - his main man Cardinal Walter Kasper who refused to visit england after comparing it to a 3rd world country. He was quoted as saying " Im not going their it stinks of shiite and the people are all infidels". luckily the popes got a cold.
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@: robbie
More crap. you forgot to say what he really said. Lahl, Kasper's spokesman, said the cardinal considered the matter closed following a Vatican statement that claimed he was merely highlighting Britain's multi-ethnic makeup.

"Kasper meant to say there are people there from all around the world and you could be in Mumbai, Kinshasa, Islamabad or Nairobi," said Lahl.

"It was not a negative connotation, it was the opposite of racism. He meant the UK is no longer a mono-ethnic or mono-religious state, and can be a positive example for Europe."
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wlell i am a american and i thnik that we are best :D all the uther cuntrys dont no wot they our talking abowt.i am from the united stastes off amercia and this is an insult too me and my felow peopel in the usa. as a american i want to say that we are best becoz the best peopel live in amercia nad it is why we are the best cuntry :DDD
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wlell i am a american and i thnik that we are best :D all the uther c*ntrys dont no wot they our talking abowt.i am from the united stastes off amercia and this is an insult too me and my felow peopel in the usa. as a american i want to say that we are best becoz the best peopel live in amercia nad it is why we are the best c*ntry :DDD
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YOU LITTLE SHIT, IF YOU HATE IT SO MUCH THEN WHY COME OVER HERE AND TAKE ALL THE LABOUR WORK U FUCKING FOREIGN CUNT. STOP COMPLAINING ABOUT IT, IF YOUR COUNTRY IS SO MUCH BETTER STAY OVER THERE U DIRTY PAKI TRAMP
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Orochimaru
i agree!
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fuk ye .. the english are the worst race of people on this earth... they should be all sent to the moon.. and then we should bomb the moon.. until it is blown up.
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