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I HATE THIS KID
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Theres this kid, brenden, who stalks me. literally. hes lik 4 feet tall, never shuts up,(when i say this i dont meen just regular blabber mouth, i meen horrible, he will be like, hey wasap lee? lee rhymes with see, i once saw a banana, which rhymes with leukimia, which my great aunt died out, but before she died........blah blah blah


anyways, he has his mom call me to make plans, (because i dontthink he has any other friends), he invited me to go (on new years) to his sisters alone together and then watch fireworks....(im not gay).....he interups my conversations, hits on my girlfriend, and thinks im his best friend. My school is going to spain for a week (with the band) and he wants to room with me. He planned to, (his mom asked me, what was i supposed to say) however lluckily they split the rooms into only 2 per room, and i was already with someone else. Now he wants to be in my travel group (4 people) and i already have a gorup. I confronted him about the fact that he cant and he says he will have him mom call the band director and change that. i want to tell him i f**king hate his guts (i truly do) however i cant cause i always feel bad
what should i do? please help me here
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Comments (35)
Bobert (4857)
2007-01-23 16:53:50
What's the matter with you? Why would you allow him to keep following you around. If you don't have the balls to actually point at him and say "Fuck off, dickweed" at least start being a complete cunt to him. Just bully and ridicule him until he gets the message and fucks off. Encourage your friends to join in; it could be a fun project.
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PartyGal07 (5460)
2007-01-23 16:54:45
does he have a mental disability? coz if he does then maybe its not his fault how he is. i think maybe you shud just sit down and talk to him and ask him y he is so desperate to always be with you, then tell him that you are getting pissed off that he keeps getting his mom involved in everything. just tell him that you have other friends too and you can't spend all of your time with him.
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Bobert (4857)
2007-01-23 16:55:41
Aye... or do that...that's what I meant...
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frogbond007 (3414)
2007-01-23 16:57:47
@: Bobert
hahaha, thanks
and im not sure if he has sometin mentally diabling, i meen he doens tpick up on social clues that we display...i donmt think
and everyone ignores him, he just talks lounder.
hes so attached that one time i was sitting with my gf at luch, 2 seats next to me were taken, but the one 2 away form me was open. he stood behind me the whole lunch to be close to me
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PartyGal07 (5460)
2007-01-23 16:59:25
it sounds like her does have some kind of disability. i can understand that he is annoying you, but please be nice when you tell him to fuck off lol
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expiredlastjuly (5146)
2007-01-23 17:41:00
lmfao i love you.
i say we throw him in a ditch.
and bury him. :)
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crazyme (4954)
2007-01-23 21:48:39
tell him he should stfu. He sounds like he's in love with you.
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donkeyspuzz (3277)
2007-01-24 07:56:22
Suck his cock.

You're obviously a bit wussy. A bit gay like.
So just get on your knees and suck that cock.
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salivate (5480)
2007-01-24 15:06:09
This kid is displaying all the signs of Autism & if that's the case he actually can't read human social behaviour, facial expressions taking turns to speak etc. Autistic people think more like prey animals in that they react with fear or aggression only. That is the hallmark of the condition. If he does have Autism telling him off won't help because he will only understand that he has done something wrong but he will not understand why you are telling him off. It's a tough one.
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Shaka_Zulu (3938)
2007-01-24 19:01:39
autistics > sociopaths.
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gangbang420 (5524)
2007-01-29 10:39:52
punch his face...
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gangbang420 (5524)
2007-01-29 10:40:05
@: gangbang420
hard as u can
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theshadowpoop (5520)
2007-01-29 18:42:42
start using cocain or join a satanist cult or something.that way his mom wont want him hanging out with u.
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Shavemeslowly (5177)
2007-01-30 00:03:53
@: Shaka_Zulu
What do you mean by that?

Anyways he does sound like he may have autism, why don't you ask him or his mother. Worst that could happen is that he will get mad and not hang out with you lol.
One of my best friends is autistic, and she had a very rough time at a young age. However, it is NOT your obligation to be his friend, but if you have to tell him to fuck off, at least do it nicely.
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Shavemeslowly (5177)
2007-01-30 00:04:49
question was directed at shaka's "autistics > sociopaths." comment
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wingking17 (7212)
2007-04-03 22:22:14
well, there is this kid at school. i am not a very big kid and he is pretty big. he is an instigator and whenever he says something everyone around him laughs and goes along with him. he will be a friend when no one else is around but in public he is a dick. he will make fun of my for being 5 ft 5 and one hundred pounds, for shopping at osh-kosh clothes(which i dont and have never benn ther) and making fun of me for crying which i dont and he makes up, i know, to try and piss me off. i dont know what to do, part of me wants to hit him but he would just hit me harder, and the other part just wants me to go to a prep school, like my dad suggested for other reasons. Will someone please help me out and give me a suggestion, i dont know what to do!
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MightOfTheMass (6096)
2007-04-04 04:01:08
Just give him some hammer, I mean.. really batter him, give him a good going over with a baseball or cricket bat and tell him to shut the fuck up.
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undergooger (7292)
2007-04-06 09:52:33
what the hells wrong with you - STOP WORYING ABOUT OTHER PEOPLES PROBLEMS WANTS AND FOCUS ON YOURS. and i think the hammers a good 1 too.
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:)..BeHappy (7475)
2007-04-13 05:09:51
right,:S.
he really likes you hey.
using his mom?.. i mean wtf
he needs other friends!
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:)..BeHappy (7475)
2007-04-13 05:12:41
btw, sorry to state the obvious with that above comment, it was no help.
don't care what he says or his mom, why not get your parents to say something to his?
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kristina_696969 (6736)
2007-04-13 07:27:26
@: :)..BeHappy
Don't even listen to the idiot right before me he won't even post where he is from! I think he is on an island by himself and was dumped there by parents that realize he is a moron!
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Normality (8124)
2007-05-05 11:39:50
If you ''truly'' hate him....uhhhhh......can you tell me why again you have compassion for his feelings?

You have 2 options:

1. Go over to him, get really mad and start cursing at him and tell him why the fuck you hate him so much

2. Bend over and accept the cock of reality, your a pussy who won't do shit about it.
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5fingerdiscount (8907)
2007-06-16 03:49:15
if i were u id cuss him out then beat the crap out of him
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Neuroticism (9109)
2007-06-29 16:28:58
Owned.

No I'm kidding, seriously. Anyway...

Tell your mother he tried to touch you inappropriately, then she'll call his mother and you two won't be together anymore. If that don't work, beat the living shit out of him, draw blood and tell him if he so much as looks at you, he's gonna regret it.

Pain is the best teacher.

Good luck.
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xpirein (9168)
2007-07-02 20:05:42
just give him a clip round the ear
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pwniyil8r (9130)
2007-07-11 15:38:04
chop his face off with hedge clippers
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ihave2puppys (9580)
2007-07-25 11:14:48
beat him up an say he fell down some stairs it works i know ive fucking tried
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xoxorussianxoxo (9582)
2007-08-01 16:09:29
i would ask his mom when she calls if he has any problems mentally, if she says no just explain to her that her son isnt giving you space and u r afraid that if he doesnt u may end up doing something un called for so just explain to the mom to explain to the kid to not hang around you, make the mom understand that you are doing her a favor by giving her an advance warning that her son may lose a friend with his behavior. if he does have a problem explain that him following u around unfortunantly makes you uncomfortable n for her to talk to her kid.
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esreverlogic (9945)
2007-08-26 06:39:03
Give his ass a complete fucking beating. Beat him within an inch of his life, and then tell him that you were just kidding. then when he gets out of the hospital in a wheelchair - try to make that detail permanant - beat his ass again. Rinse and repeat as many time as wanted. i used to do that with my parrot which would not fucking die. (i beat it cuz it screamed like my GF when i had sex w/ her)

option 2: Randomly take a switch blade out, cut a 2 inch gash in his face, then stick 6 bottle rockets in his gash, then light them off. Crowd pleaser, and he might just die.


Or you could start smoking secretly so ur mom doesnt find out, but his mom does, and make him start w/ u, then his mom will make him stay away from you



Or claim he touched you and get a restraining order.

but rly, kill him, do the world a fucking favor
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cranberri (11177)
2007-12-21 09:25:23
wow... you have a lot of patience... i would have punched his teeth out the first or second time he annoyed me. And as for his mom, I would have told her to shove it.
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victorcrown (12376)
2007-12-23 16:45:33
hey! its me brenden! your so mean. im gonna kill you now. and myself. maybe my mom will call your mom and then we can be buried together.
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popdafoo (9943)
2008-01-01 10:00:25
I know someone JUST LIKE THAT! Thanks!
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im_cool (7001)
2008-01-02 13:33:46
cut his throat and throw him im a ditch
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turnstile43 (9189)
2008-08-27 04:04:15
get away from him before he comes out of the closet
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yahooserious (17624)
2008-11-12 00:12:10
@: wingking17
You'll make friends at prep school too, but you might meet even bigger douchebags
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