I have to lick everything that is blue

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So what do you do about that sky thing?

so if I painted my slong blue...

So if you see an obese dude with a blue tshirt on...?

You must be ALL OVER the blue man group...

so if u seen a naked smurf?

so i guess everyone with a blue name isn't really helping the situation, are they?

I think it's pretty normal, yeah. I mean, why not? If people licked more, there'd be less war.
But no color discrimination for me. I say you need to get over your obsession with blue and start licking other colors too.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Obsessive-compulsive_disorder

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wow, that is probably one of the most random obsessions ever. but i can't see anything wrong with it particualy, it doesn't really hurt anyone so you know...lick to your hearts content i guess.

I wish i had to lick everything that was blue too.. right now i'm stuck on brown.. not good after excremental activities.

No, you are really weird. You are supposed to lick Green things. Duh!

So do you have to fly to lick the sky?
What if you saw up a girls skirt and her panty was blue?
What if you see my names background color?
What if I painted my Sword in the Stone(s) blue?
If you see blue paint?
What if toxic waste was blue?
What if a bench was painted blue and still wet then some obese man sits on it?
What if you are at the beach and see a clear blue sky, a crystal blue sea and a really hot girl in a blue swimsuit?

Ima paint my dick blue

That sounds like OCD.

so when u get the blue screen of death on ur pc do u lick it?

what the craziest blue thing you ever licked?

You guys with the blue background... you just had your names licked!

blue is the color of pure emotion. this shows that you are a very emotional being that needs to get in touch with the wetter side of your feelings. it is only natural to slobber over things that tickle your color sensorzz

Note to myself: never wear blue again.

The solution is simple: take something that tastes bad, and i mean, realy realy bad, then, paint it blue and lick it. If you still want to lick it, just because its blue, than you may have a problem.

I think I have blue balls

And what do you do about Blue Balls? ;)

Yeah you could cure some blue balls pretty quickly

You locked in an empty blue room would be funny

Put blue on your elbow.

Papa Smurf can I lick your ass?
Yeah licky mass bitch...

Oh, my dog ate a bunch of crayons last month and he was shitting all sorts of colors. Would you like me to feed him some blue so you can get your rocks off of licking dog shit?

It's weird but it's cute!!! Who cares if its normal or not. Go for it...just don't lick anything poisonous, k? LOL

i think you are just like everyone else. no one should put you in a category. If some people didnt want to lick blue, pink, or orange things. everyone would be so bland no one would have a personality we would all be the same. People like you, licking the blue things, and people like me pissing my pants on purpose, are the reason the world turns. we make everything a bit off. and we like it that way. :)

Im blue (8)

Do you like the yes color blue?

Smurfs fear you

I have blue eyes! Ahhh!

Soooooooo...wat if ur poopwas blue????

Blue balls...

I'm BLUE and if I was green I would die ;o

Haha.. BLUE WAFFLE! Dx

I would paint my 'skin flute' blue hehehe

hahha thats the strangest thing.. i thought my ocd obsessions were weird

yeah, sounds like a common symptom of ocd... well idk about the whole licking thing, but i dont know much about ocd, all i know is that they have certain urges towards similar things, and when they dont do what they're urged to do, they feel like they have to go back and do it or they'll be uncomfortable.

okay, that's strange. cool, iguess, but strange. maybe you're just eccentric?

Must be akward for girls wearing blue shirts.
PS:everybody knows this is fake

My friend had the urge to do this to things, but only things that were purple. It didn't last long. It just sounds like another obsession like any other OCD quirk but it's just a bit unique. I would just worry about germs. You must get sick often. And doesn't that look a big odd in public? Have you ever eaten at a resturaunt or gone to a store where part of their color scheme was blue? That would be inconvenient. Good luck with that, though.

Maybe when you were younger, someone told you that no food is naturally bright blue, as a result, you have a yearning desire to taste the blue.

Get some blue m&ms and keep it at bay.

Just to let you know I'm wearing blue speedos...

No no no I wasn't thinking of that, you have a dirty mind.

Quite often when women see really "cute" things (babies, kittens, puppies) they want to "squish" them or bite them. It is an odd reflex that, thank god, most people don't act on. Perhaps your blue cravings are somehow related? I might carry some sanitizer with you though, just in case you see a blue dumpster...

What do you do when you see those heavy-duty cleaner liquid is blue? How do you go to the store? These are all questions that I'm actually pretty interested in the answer.

Watch it your tongue may become infected!keep it in your mouth.There is to much swine flu going around

i love blue stuff! i dont know why but almost everything blue is amazing (:

What if someone put blue color in your eyes?

that is weird!! i think it is all in your head

It sounds like you have obsessive compulsive disorder hun.

What about people with blue eyes?
p.s. this is hilarious

What about a penis with a blue condom on it? What about a blue belly button ring on a morbidly obese and hairy man? What about a frostbitten toe? What if your mom dyed her pubes blue?

lol if I ever meet a chick like that ima paint my dick blue.

so every1 with a blue name has had them licked I take it? No offence, honest, OCD, i'm sure of it.

what if a really sweaty fat dude painted himself blue....you have ocd my dearie

*coughOCDcough*

The author David Sedaris writes about how he used to have an uncontrollable urge to lick various things when he was a kid. It's not that weird.

lmao

WOULD U WANNA LICK THE BLUE SQUARE WITH MY USER NAME???

Humm i have really bad ocd , but i dont urge to lick one pacific thing or colour , i have cleaning problem..im just curious about somthing one thing .. humm you no that disease called blue waffle lol , umm if you seen that on your screen right now would you lick it?

my balls are blue...

and my butthole

I think you have OCD... go and eat some meds.

NOT NORMAL ! but i clicked that it is , what a freaking awesome habit , im going to try :D

I wanna lick everything that is green! lol

i lick everything thats pink :P

you know aids are blue

you know when i was a kid i wanted to touch and have everything my sis has. i was so immature that time if she drew a drawing i would too and if she touched a furniture in a shop i would go back and touch it too. but now i'm older i didn't really know why i was like that... maybe because i'm a perfectionist? so lose that obsession ok? it's not normal

oh shit! im wearing a blue shirt! o.O


it seems quite normal just an obsession nothing bad.... good thing you dont have an obsession over licking the color tan......

No you aren't.
But, you know. It's not hurting anyone! So lick away.

i think if u wanna lick any and everything that is blue then do so cuz cant nobody do nut n bout it so let them say wat eva

I lick purple things my friend justin is one of the things I lick.No just kiding. But I wish I coud lick justin...byb

Shrink time

do you know the song "im blue" by effiel6 or soething? that is ur theme song. and u need a lolipop.

I'll remember that when I'm buying condoms....

Would u lick a vervet monkeys balls? They're bright blue...

I have issues with blue dishes and utensils. Can't stand to eat off them. They're blue, ew.

ok so if there was a girl with blue dots around here boobs......?

That may not be normal, but it is pretty cool!! This made my day, thank you:)

WTF is wrong with u jus for sayin that imma paint my **** blue

I'm not gonna judge you but i'm sorry that's just weird

What if a little kid was wearing blue, would you lick him/her? If so you're kinda creepy....

Sooooo... I have blue eyes... Don't touch me... Oh no I got a blue shirt on... Oh and my blue shoes... Blue short... Maybe I will put my blue skirt on? No stop lying!

ironically, im the opposite i am sickened by blue stuff. i cannot eat blue food, or like blue drinks (like blue m&ms, or blueberries, or blue gatorade, exc.) so i think niether of us are very normal..
the other day somebody tried to feed me blue food and i puked on them..lets just say they werent happy ahah

What if someone painted dog poo blue, would you lick that?

Meh, I have an obsession with licking fat, cum, and my own discharge when I was younger soooo idk, you grow out of it.

Google Blue waffle, that will put you off licking things blue.

p.s you would be fun to take advantage on :) i could paint everything gross blue HEHEHEHHHEHEHEHEEHE

im gunna die from laughing!!!:D o my god

Think it's called tourettes or OCD buddy! Lol

I can't believe that there are people like you out there

my fav shirt is blue... wanna lick it?

joke, joke.. it's normal i guess... everyone has something thats weird, etc..

Sooo you lick peoples shoes, shirts, pants!!? What about if someone If someone is painting their house blue, do you lick the wet paint...OCD!!

sounds like ocd

My toe nails are always blue come over my feet need attention

funny

I wanna take a big dump- and paint it blue. Lol

someone's got ocd..

Blue waffle, ya dig?

thats my favorite color!

so, if you got a dab of blue paint on your cheek, you'd try and reach your cheek w/ your tounge just to lick the paint?

Yes, everybody lick blue things. But only the blue things. Just think how many people's tongues got there before you.

blue dick man will rescue you from virginity!

lmao so if i wore a blue bra would u lick it or blue panties XD

blue waffle?

That's clearly an OCD. It's not so rare, and It's pretty simple to get cured from it; it's important for you to go and look for a doctor.

LOL

thats exactly like me, except its more like if i see a picture frame, i fuck a baby. -__-

want my sexy smurf? what about my prevocitive n'avi? lick my avatar james camron! and you! get away from poor cookie monster!!!

I have an overwhelming urge to kick dogs no matter what color they are!

Um that's called OCD see a doctor (preferably not a smurf doctor)

I dare you to lick a blue waffle.

are u turned on by avatars?

Blue Waffle...

You sound like you have OCD, so do I but I have to breath on things that I want to become :)

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so how do you feel about blue waffle?

Good luck licking the sky!!!

Man i bet you got a massive boner watching avatar then lol

@TuesWithMorrie lol thats disgusting dude

It's just as normal as OCD is.

I guess for most of the guys here who commented talking bout their blue balls am guessing they have some major smurf balls going on.

im soo sorry but i laughed
i tough u where making a joke
if its a disorder than its normal

I'll make sure to paint my ass blue for u 

So if this "thing" were to be a waffle, would you take it upon yourself to "lick" it.

so most of your boyfriends with BLUE BALLS....

Another person saying it sounds like OCD. It can show up in the weirdest ways.

Blue waffles.
That is all.

My Domo pants are blue and my sleep shirt is navy blue. The walls in my room are an extremely light blue (possibly Alice or ice blue). The febreeze bottle is blue, the tissue box is blue too. The weird storage bucket I have is blue. Some of the articles of my bed as well as t-shirts and my hats are blue. The mural is predominately blue and I've got blue books too. Long story short, I love the colour blue. I think certain shades of blue as being cold and refreshing. So the aspect of licking makes sense to me but too some extent. I think that the extent that you are at isn't normal. You may even have a neurological disorder like OCD.

My balls is blue

soooo what do u do about the whole sky thing?

Wat happens if wife/partner/girlfriend has got a blue fanny (or other thing) wat then? and wat clour are your eyes?

O.D.D=ODD sweetie, look it up!

If the writer of this story is a chick, it's kind of hot but if your a dude, thats just creepy and stupid.

Yes, double standards make both sense and are fair. If anyone complains, please have the woman pay for the dinner and the movie on the first date. Hell, I would settle for a woman coming up to me and asking for sex.

So do you lick a Smurfs ass when you see one?