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I have to lick everything that is blue
Everytime i see something that is blue i have an overwhelming urge to lick it
if i dont i think about it all day have to go back and lick it....
am i normal?
if i dont i think about it all day have to go back and lick it....
am i normal?
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Do you think it's normal?
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PS:everybody knows this is fake
Get some blue m&ms and keep it at bay.
Yes, double standards make both sense and are fair. If anyone complains, please have the woman pay for the dinner and the movie on the first date. Hell, I would settle for a woman coming up to me and asking for sex.
No no no I wasn't thinking of that, you have a dirty mind.
But no color discrimination for me. I say you need to get over the obsession with blue, and start licking other colors too.
But no color discrimination for me. I say you need to get over your obsession with blue and start licking other colors too.
The solution is simple: take something that tastes bad, and i mean, realy realy bad, then, paint it blue and lick it. If you still want to lick it, just because its blue, than you may have a problem.
p.s. this is hilarious
PS she doesn't like blue balls so stop asking just because you don't get any
it seems quite normal just an obsession nothing bad.... good thing you dont have an obsession over licking the color tan......
But, you know. It's not hurting anyone! So lick away.
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the other day somebody tried to feed me blue food and i puked on them..lets just say they werent happy ahah