I have to lick everything that is blue

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Everytime i see something that is blue i have an overwhelming urge to lick it

if i dont i think about it all day have to go back and lick it....

am i normal?

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Jim_Pfoss (19247)

2009-04-25 11:03:40

So what do you do about that sky thing?

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buoengs (22472)

2009-04-29 06:44:55

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Obsessive-compulsive_disorder

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kachasama (22604)

2009-05-02 20:27:58

That sounds like OCD.

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MokoMonster (23446)

2009-05-25 19:56:30

wow, that is probably one of the most random obsessions ever. but i can't see anything wrong with it particualy, it doesn't really hurt anyone so you know...lick to your hearts content i guess.

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Kindy (24098)

2009-06-11 01:01:46

So if you see an obese dude with a blue tshirt on...?

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tornwithin (18040)

2009-06-13 14:49:42

hahha thats the strangest thing.. i thought my ocd obsessions were weird

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BayonetKnifeFighter (24443)

2009-06-28 08:41:38

so if I painted my slong blue...

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margogo42 (25000)

2009-07-02 22:07:40

yeah, sounds like a common symptom of ocd... well idk about the whole licking thing, but i dont know much about ocd, all i know is that they have certain urges towards similar things, and when they dont do what they're urged to do, they feel like they have to go back and do it or they'll be uncomfortable.

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confusedbutsane (20415)

2009-07-12 04:00:32

okay, that's strange. cool, iguess, but strange. maybe you're just eccentric?

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pidgeonshaveAIDz45 (25616)

2009-07-15 19:59:48

blue is the color of pure emotion. this shows that you are a very emotional being that needs to get in touch with the wetter side of your feelings. it is only natural to slobber over things that tickle your color sensorzz

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russellnb (23816)

2009-07-21 05:58:55

No, you are really weird. You are supposed to lick Green things. Duh!

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M0J00 (25660)

2009-08-04 11:57:45

Must be akward for girls wearing blue shirts.
PS:everybody knows this is fake

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EJCRADIOSHOW (27841)

2009-08-30 15:12:57

@: Jim_Pfoss

Laugh My Fucking Arse Off :')))))

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MissTrademark2317 (28553)

2009-09-21 15:43:30

My friend had the urge to do this to things, but only things that were purple. It didn't last long. It just sounds like another obsession like any other OCD quirk but it's just a bit unique. I would just worry about germs. You must get sick often. And doesn't that look a big odd in public? Have you ever eaten at a resturaunt or gone to a store where part of their color scheme was blue? That would be inconvenient. Good luck with that, though.

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OT3P_Wolf (29288)

2009-10-02 22:33:30

You must be ALL OVER the blue man group...

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jakepotato (29518)

2009-10-08 07:24:34

Maybe when you were younger, someone told you that no food is naturally bright blue, as a result, you have a yearning desire to taste the blue.

Get some blue m&ms and keep it at bay.

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Breathless (29596)

2009-10-09 22:03:08

@: OT3P_Wolf

ROFL omg, that's hilarious. no offense to the poster. Its finny and all. I can't help it. But yeah, OCD, definitley.

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radical (30174)

2009-10-22 23:34:38

so i guess everyone with a blue name isn't really helping the situation, are they?

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bingbong5 (30782)

2009-11-04 16:09:28

Wat happens if wife/partner/girlfriend has got a blue fanny (or other thing) wat then? and wat clour are your eyes?

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Noelus (30974)

2009-11-08 11:02:21

O.D.D=ODD sweetie, look it up!

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Budthewise (29424)

2009-11-12 23:49:39

If the writer of this story is a chick, it's kind of hot but if your a dude, thats just creepy and stupid.

Yes, double standards make both sense and are fair. If anyone complains, please have the woman pay for the dinner and the movie on the first date. Hell, I would settle for a woman coming up to me and asking for sex.

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Budthewise (29424)

2009-11-12 23:50:43

Oh, my dog ate a bunch of crayons last month and he was shitting all sorts of colors. Would you like me to feed him some blue so you can get your rocks off of licking dog shit?

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Budthewise (29424)

2009-11-12 23:52:18

@: M0J00

I second it, thinking this is fake. How the hell can you flag it as fake. The flags I see do not match with what I see to the right side of this messageboard.

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Impala69 (29048)

2009-11-16 11:59:07

Just to let you know I'm wearing blue speedos...

No no no I wasn't thinking of that, you have a dirty mind.

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Blackadder (31552)

2009-11-21 01:47:01

@: Jim_Pfoss

I think it't perfectly normal, yeah. I mean, why not? If people licked more, there'd be less war and more happy people.
But no color discrimination for me. I say you need to get over the obsession with blue, and start licking other colors too.

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Blackadder (31552)

2009-11-21 01:50:28

I think it's pretty normal, yeah. I mean, why not? If people licked more, there'd be less war.
But no color discrimination for me. I say you need to get over your obsession with blue and start licking other colors too.

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fulcypoo (17010)

2009-11-22 13:50:12

I have blue balls. So get to work.

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Anders (31632)

2009-11-22 16:18:16

Note to myself: never wear blue again.

The solution is simple: take something that tastes bad, and i mean, realy realy bad, then, paint it blue and lick it. If you still want to lick it, just because its blue, than you may have a problem.

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sadieblue (31726)

2009-11-24 12:29:54

Quite often when women see really "cute" things (babies, kittens, puppies) they want to "squish" them or bite them. It is an odd reflex that, thank god, most people don't act on. Perhaps your blue cravings are somehow related? I might carry some sanitizer with you though, just in case you see a blue dumpster...

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littlefrog (31657)

2009-11-24 14:37:36

I think this is real. Ive heard of things like this before, and the person sounds sincere to me. It does sound like OCD. And don't worry about the ass holes who are making fun of you because they have bigger issues. Good luck.

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AtlDude (31792)

2009-11-25 15:47:10

I think I have blue balls

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matniky (32169)

2009-12-02 19:29:15

@: jakepotato

what about blue beries????

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guitaranddrugs (31472)

2009-12-03 06:44:20

so if u seen a naked smurf?

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BigSmoke908 (32203)

2009-12-03 09:13:39

What do you do when you see those heavy-duty cleaner liquid is blue? How do you go to the store? These are all questions that I'm actually pretty interested in the answer.

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Gabriell (32252)

2009-12-07 12:44:35

You guys with the blue background... you just had your names licked!

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cookie3 (32604)

2009-12-11 06:50:27

Watch it your tongue may become infected!keep it in your mouth.There is to much swine flu going around

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ilovesheep (32720)

2009-12-13 11:14:47

It's weird but it's cute!!! Who cares if its normal or not. Go for it...just don't lick anything poisonous, k? LOL

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imalwayzfallin (32741)

2009-12-13 16:37:00

i love blue stuff! i dont know why but almost everything blue is amazing (:

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Jocke (32922)

2009-12-16 17:54:12

What if someone put blue color in your eyes?

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Leilani321 (33121)

2009-12-21 07:27:41

@: Jim_Pfoss

LOL good question. I wonder if she goes off sticking her tounge out trying to lick the sky. No offense but yeah I agree with everyone else OCD.

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Shae96 (33337)

2009-12-23 22:52:15

that is weird!! i think it is all in your head

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Sharleyyy (33513)

2009-12-27 22:35:01

It sounds like you have obsessive compulsive disorder hun.

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Hockeychic29 (33923)

2010-01-01 20:54:00

What about people with blue eyes?
p.s. this is hilarious

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OoBayBeeHairoO (33996)

2010-01-02 22:35:19

@: Jim_Pfoss

that was so funny to me

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OoBayBeeHairoO (33996)

2010-01-02 22:36:06

@: Gabriell

hilarious

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MoJo_1013 (34091)

2010-01-04 05:25:32

i think you are just like everyone else. no one should put you in a category. If some people didnt want to lick blue, pink, or orange things. everyone would be so bland no one would have a personality we would all be the same. People like you, licking the blue things, and people like me pissing my pants on purpose, are the reason the world turns. we make everything a bit off. and we like it that way. :)

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deviant (34506)

2010-01-09 22:57:22

What about a penis with a blue condom on it? What about a blue belly button ring on a morbidly obese and hairy man? What about a frostbitten toe? What if your mom dyed her pubes blue?

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TonyM (27972)

2010-01-10 15:35:30

lol if I ever meet a chick like that ima paint my dick blue.

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funnyjoke22 (33489)

2010-01-10 16:40:59

soooo what do u do about the whole sky thing?

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CGFE3 (34939)

2010-01-17 04:02:30

so every1 with a blue name has had them licked I take it? No offence, honest, OCD, i'm sure of it.

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notnormal784213 (35196)

2010-01-20 17:19:31

what if a really sweaty fat dude painted himself blue....you have ocd my dearie

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TuesWithMorrie (35197)

2010-01-20 17:57:28

wierd my penis is blue and shoots outs green cum

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MangaToesOO (35249)

2010-01-21 13:11:20

@: pidgeonshaveAIDz45

LOL!!!

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FlowerOfHope (27744)

2010-01-24 06:59:45

*coughOCDcough*

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KokoJelly (35352)

2010-01-24 17:16:44

@: Kindy

haha

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wkevinc (36720)

2010-02-13 13:35:56

The author David Sedaris writes about how he used to have an uncontrollable urge to lick various things when he was a kid. It's not that weird.

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mixedraindrop (36833)

2010-02-17 08:56:55

lmao

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DefJay (37209)

2010-02-21 05:22:02

And what do you do about Blue Balls? ;)

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OHANGEL (37316)

2010-02-22 16:02:33

WOULD U WANNA LICK THE BLUE SQUARE WITH MY USER NAME???

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LilMissTammy (27789)

2010-02-23 09:06:52

Humm i have really bad ocd , but i dont urge to lick one pacific thing or colour , i have cleaning problem..im just curious about somthing one thing .. humm you no that disease called blue waffle lol , umm if you seen that on your screen right now would you lick it?

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mybuttholesmellsofshit (38539)

2010-03-12 18:43:15

my balls are blue...

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mybuttholesmellsofshit (38539)

2010-03-12 18:43:25

and my butthole

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dictionary (38919)

2010-03-17 06:26:54

I think you have OCD... go and eat some meds.

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iwanttoholdyourhand (38946)

2010-03-17 14:55:46

NOT NORMAL ! but i clicked that it is , what a freaking awesome habit , im going to try :D

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dictionary (38919)

2010-03-18 03:31:46

I wanna lick everything that is green! lol

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I have to lick everything that is blue 12% Normal 65 Comments

I have to lick everything that is blue

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