i have to lick everything that is blue

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So what do you do about that sky thing?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Obsessive-compulsive_disorder

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That sounds like OCD.

wow, that is probably one of the most random obsessions ever. but i can't see anything wrong with it particualy, it doesn't really hurt anyone so you know...lick to your hearts content i guess.

So if you see an obese dude with a blue tshirt on...?

hahha thats the strangest thing.. i thought my ocd obsessions were weird

so if I painted my slong blue...

yeah, sounds like a common symptom of ocd... well idk about the whole licking thing, but i dont know much about ocd, all i know is that they have certain urges towards similar things, and when they dont do what they're urged to do, they feel like they have to go back and do it or they'll be uncomfortable.

okay, that's strange. cool, iguess, but strange. maybe you're just eccentric?

blue is the color of pure emotion. this shows that you are a very emotional being that needs to get in touch with the wetter side of your feelings. it is only natural to slobber over things that tickle your color sensorzz

No, you are really weird. You are supposed to lick Green things. Duh!

Must be akward for girls wearing blue shirts.
PS:everybody knows this is fake

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My friend had the urge to do this to things, but only things that were purple. It didn't last long. It just sounds like another obsession like any other OCD quirk but it's just a bit unique. I would just worry about germs. You must get sick often. And doesn't that look a big odd in public? Have you ever eaten at a resturaunt or gone to a store where part of their color scheme was blue? That would be inconvenient. Good luck with that, though.

You must be ALL OVER the blue man group...

Maybe when you were younger, someone told you that no food is naturally bright blue, as a result, you have a yearning desire to taste the blue.

Get some blue m&ms and keep it at bay.

ROFL omg, that's hilarious. no offense to the poster. Its finny and all. I can't help it. But yeah, OCD, definitley.

so i guess everyone with a blue name isn't really helping the situation, are they?

Wat happens if wife/partner/girlfriend has got a blue fanny (or other thing) wat then? and wat clour are your eyes?

O.D.D=ODD sweetie, look it up!

If the writer of this story is a chick, it's kind of hot but if your a dude, thats just creepy and stupid.

Yes, double standards make both sense and are fair. If anyone complains, please have the woman pay for the dinner and the movie on the first date. Hell, I would settle for a woman coming up to me and asking for sex.

Oh, my dog ate a bunch of crayons last month and he was sh*tting all sorts of colors. Would you like me to feed him some blue so you can get your rocks off of licking dog sh*t?

I second it, thinking this is fake. How the hell can you flag it as fake. The flags I see do not match with what I see to the right side of this messageboard.

Just to let you know I'm wearing blue speedos...

No no no I wasn't thinking of that, you have a dirty mind.