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I havent showered in over a month, IIN?
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Ok, ive always been the type of person who never wanted to take shower i loved being dirty as a kid and even when im 27 now. Im a skinny dude, i never smell when i swet. and to be honest i cant remeber the last time i took a shower or a bath i know it was at least a month ago. I dont smell nasty even though i dont use calogn but like sometimes when i itch my crotch i really like the strong ammonia smell that comes after wearing the same underwear and noth showering. Its it unnormal for me to not shower at all for months for the smell reason alone? Its weeks if not a month between my showerings and all because im addicted to the strong sent of an unwashed smelly pee smell
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Utterly repulsive dude go take a shower I bet people can smell you from a 5 mile radius.
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what does purple girl mean? are you really really dark black? like blurple? or do you get beat constantly?
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Haha
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Impelqueen
Even people in India who wash themselves with their dirty water have more hygiene and cleanliness than you...
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Go for a year without a shower. I be surprised if still people talks to you, still employed, plants still survive

Positive side. You could make the world Guinness book of records for the worst body odor in a civilized community.
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Showering is relaxing and cleansing. It shouldn't feel like a chore, it's a privilege. Not everyone has the means to shower daily, and you're doing it on purpose? That's extremely odd.

NOT NORMAL.

You also contradicted yourself in saying that you don't smell, then saying you enjoy the ammonia scent of dirty smelly pee or whatever (I'm not quoting you word for word). That's disgusting.
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Obvious troll is obvious
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Make good use of it. Get a job baiting catfish or something. Use what ya got and profit!!!!!!
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Gross! I hope this is a troll...

If not, take a fucking shower. YOU may like the smell of your urine-stained underwear, but I promise you NOBODY else will. I suppose if you're completely devoid of any sexual interaction whatsoever you've only got yourself and everyone around you who is too polite to comment on your disgusting sense of hygiene to worry about.

We grow used to smells that are around us constantly very quickly. Therefore, you most likely smell awful but don't realize it. Trust me - if people don't say anything, they're trying to be nice. Especially the whole pissing your pants thing, that's just horrid. Take a fucking shower. Seriously. Even apes jump in the water, the earliest form of man took baths, and everyone around you does SOMETHING to clean themselves.

It's dangerously unhygienic to never bathe. Hopefully you'll at least have a rinse before you develop some sort of disease.
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dude thats so nasty
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Ono
It's maybe only you who thinks you don't smell.
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You cant smell yourself, but you smell like a cheesy ass fa show...take a shower! That ammonia smell is your balls rotting off...SMH
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Not normal. Im not a total fan of showering but we have to do things we dont like. Also i always feel really good after. Just do it. I bet ur single.
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yeah im single, but i dont because choice, seriously I DONT SMELL like BO smell maybe i do actually smell but i dont know it
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Sorry but ewwww that's disgusting everyone should have at 2 baths/showers/washes a day. I have 2 baths a day, there's no excuse not to. A pack of 4 soaps can be bought for about a pound. and do not get me started on not changing your underwear, ok it's your body and your choice but believe me if you haven't showered in a month then you will be smelling and other people will be able to smell it too x
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Do you enjoy being single? I hope so because if this is true you can't possibly have a gf.
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Why isn't this 0% normal? I don't understand.
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that is just not right and I am very disturbed
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Last I checked, according to the people here; storing feces in jars, was a more normal story than this one. Hahahaha
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I guess it's okay if you still have loads of friends and people don't seem to be avoiding you.
But if that's happening, you know why. If it seems like people want to cut short conversations with you, that might also be a factor.

And I agree with Burnababy27, showering should be relaxing and cleansing, and a time when you can think and be alone. I personally really enjoy it. Perhaps you should think about it as less of a chore, instead of "well, I should shower more BECAUSE I should." Why would you like to be dirty anyway?
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wigsplitz
Yeah, um, you may think you don't smell but you do. And anyway, you say you don't smell, yet you say you like the smelly ammonia smell from your underwear? So....hello? You smell.

I knew a kid a while back who didn't like to shower, I couldn't understand it, it was like a chore to him. He was going to a wedding one day, his mom told him to shower. Well what he did was just run cold water from the bathroom sink over his hair. It looked like shit all clumpy and greasy, and he was going to a wedding!! I asked him why he didn't shower and he said he didn't have time, yet he was over at my house talking to me for no reason...so he had time. It was fucking nasty. And he stunk. And had fleas. Yes, a human being with fleas. Fucking nasty.
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Please take a shower!
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You are gross. You could get a disease from being this dirty. I hate people like you. They make lose my faith in humanity. Do you want to be alone forever? I'm telling you, it's working!
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Eww
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I don't know how you can know for a fact that you don't smell bad, often your own sense of smell will adjust accordingly and you won't be able to smell any scent that lingers around you for a longer period of time. Meaning you can't tell if you smell or not. I have a problem with foot odor if I don't apply powder when I wear flats without socks, it's not noticeable until I take the flats off in the room I'm in, stay out of that room for a long period of time and walk back in later. When I'm constantly exposed to the offensive smell, I cannot tell how bad it is.
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Trust me, you do sweat and it does smell.
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ilovesexytime
What are you some kind of animal?? Man you from America cause im from england and even i can smell you!!
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It's normal to not smell yourself, truly OTHERS can smell you! So I BEG YOU take a shower.

(I've had the same thing when I was 12/13 so I know)
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are you a troll? and do you live in a forest? if you have a shower than i suggest you using it unless you do not want to have a life or a girlfriend. LOL
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okay let me get this straight.... you, a supposed human being, by your own choice, does not take showers for weeks at a time; LIKES the smell of your doo doo butter smelling, lemon fizz, dick cheese underwear; you feel that this has no consequences and you feel great about it, and your trying to uphold yourself about something totally stupid and disgusting; you and your friend likes to smell eachothers stank in ya'lls fucktard appreciation club; and you do this, of your own.....free.....will.....you are AWESOME!!!
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Take a shower dude...I could see skipping a day if your sick or your not going anywhere but a MONTH is gross
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LOOK LIKE I WIN HEHE cause i haven't showered in 4 months
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I meant i dont have sweat smell. Its gotten to the point i got my friend into it as well an sometimes we actually smell each others stink hands. im pretty sure its more common then people think
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A word of advice....actually you should learn to implement colognes and sprays into what your doing...it started off as being lazy at an old job yes i stunk but now im upclose and personal with young girls at work everyday and ive mastered this technique of not bathing and getting away with it....years of experience mind you..keep doing it and wash your shirts in the sink in maybe some Axe body wash mixed with Gain detergent but dont get it all out....and only rinse yourself a bit...let your shirts hang all night to dry..wake up and hair dryer them...then use Axe deodarant..the combination will drive them wild..i didnt believe it myself till i was told by a very perticular 18yo....your doing this for a reason...probably the same as mine..
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I also dont like showers still i dont do it for the smell and i do change clothes...
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I'm gonna vomit!!
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If you're happy be dirty :) who gives a fuck lol
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Lol you said dirty xD
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biancaca
Ew
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I'm Brazilian, and we take showers everyday, so not, not normal.
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