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I just ate an entire pen...
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...including the ink and metally bits like the spring. Am I going to die?
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Comments (14)
sligslug (4630)
2006-12-27 12:44:13
maybe try using your new pen body parts to write your will.
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crazyme (4954)
2006-12-27 14:02:51
why you eat your pen??? it's not even food...
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claro666 (3773)
2006-12-27 16:20:29
that sounds yummy
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Coconut (4938)
2006-12-27 19:14:00
what ,,,,, are you nuts. the next time try a sharpie and tell us how it tastes///
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cabinet70 (4440)
2006-12-27 20:07:57
See if you can write with your dick
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paulii (4043)
2006-12-27 21:41:19
have a nice shit.
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smithee (4389)
2007-01-05 16:32:40
Have fun having the doctors try to reassemble your intestines.
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dragoon188 (5130)
2007-01-07 02:33:27
worst Ive ever done was eat a penny
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Link2.0 (4213)
2007-01-07 13:53:26
mmmmmm.... pen!!!!!!!!!!!!
although pencil's taste nicer!!
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Link2.0 (4213)
2007-01-07 13:53:52
and eraser are chewy and tasty!
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jeppy123 (5198)
2007-01-11 16:48:06
get yourself a lightbulb and chew on it then swallow the glass then go poopy
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Mandyw190 (3677)
2007-01-14 21:51:16
hopefully
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xenos (5281)
2007-01-14 23:05:54
Depends how strong your stomach acids are. A guy ate a plane but he's alive and kicking.
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x-princess-aimi-x (4763)
2007-01-23 15:06:02
i hope so... :P
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