I just ate an entire pen...
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...including the ink and metally bits like the spring. Am I going to die?

Do you think it's normal?

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Comments (14)

sligslug (4630)

2006-12-27 12:44:13

maybe try using your new pen body parts to write your will.

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crazyme (4954)

2006-12-27 14:02:51

why you eat your pen??? it's not even food...

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claro666 (3773)

2006-12-27 16:20:29

that sounds yummy

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Coconut (4938)

2006-12-27 19:14:00

what ,,,,, are you nuts. the next time try a sharpie and tell us how it tastes///

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cabinet70 (4440)

2006-12-27 20:07:57

See if you can write with your dick

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paulii (4043)

2006-12-27 21:41:19

have a nice shit.

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smithee (4389)

2007-01-05 16:32:40

Have fun having the doctors try to reassemble your intestines.

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dragoon188 (5130)

2007-01-07 02:33:27

worst Ive ever done was eat a penny

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Link2.0 (4213)

2007-01-07 13:53:26

mmmmmm.... pen!!!!!!!!!!!!
although pencil's taste nicer!!

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Link2.0 (4213)

2007-01-07 13:53:52

and eraser are chewy and tasty!

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jeppy123 (5198)

2007-01-11 16:48:06

get yourself a lightbulb and chew on it then swallow the glass then go poopy

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Mandyw190 (3677)

2007-01-14 21:51:16

hopefully

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xenos (5281)

2007-01-14 23:05:54

Depends how strong your stomach acids are. A guy ate a plane but he's alive and kicking.

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x-princess-aimi-x (4763)

2007-01-23 15:06:02

i hope so... :P

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I just ate an entire pen... 14 Comments

I just ate an entire pen...
14 Comments