I just decided, I want a hilarious epitaph. IIN?

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I really like "Be Right Back"

"Help! Someone turned me into a rock!"

Just google hilarious epitahs. Here are some that I found:
-What part of "cremated" didn’t you understand?
-Born 1960. Buried 2001. Died 2002.
-Here lies the world’s fattest man. Part 1 of 3.
-The joke’s on you. I gave it all to charity.
-See you at the exhumation!
-You put me in a home and look what happens.
-Did the insurance company pay? Can I come out now?
-Beloved wife (pre-op) and brother (post-op).
-Thanks for giving me my keys back, barkeep.
-My last words: "Look, ma! No hands!"
-Here lies a man driven by his quest for immortality.
-Let the bickering over my estate begin.

Last words, "Hold my beer and watch this shit!" (I hear that a lot where I live)

"see ya later alligator, in a while crocodile"

You are here.

I'm still alive.
Death is so overrated.
I might be dead now, but wait 'till I get home.

Here are some suggestions that you can put on your tombstone as your famous last words:

"Nice doggy, nice doggy."
"Hey is that an ambulance"
"Hey look at what I can do"
"Please don't break up with me, we can working it out, no don't hang up the phone."

Here are suggestions that would just be funny to see written on a tombstone but you never actually said:

"Partying up in heaven right now."
"Here lies Squidwards hopes and dreams."
"He was #1"
"If you're reading this it means that you're my next target to haunt"
"Don't eat the burritos at Ricky's"

"LIFE: What happened while I was planning this epitaph."

You should read the book: Last Laughs, by Kathleen E. Miller
That should give you some nice ideas:)

Get off my feet!

Spike Milligan's was always my favorite.

"I told you I was ill"

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My great-grandfather had one that I presume my great-grandmother thought was fitting (although not exactly hilarious). I'm not going to type it exactly because MI's are becoming ever more discoverable, but it's something along the lines of:

Now he's dead
He lies here forever
Cared about by nobody

They had a tumultuous marriage and he died not long after her fracturing his skull with a pan.

"My whole life was a joke and my death is the punch line"

I know that sucks, but I gave it a shot :P

i don't know i was too busy masturbating

"Here lies old JD, the good news, he is dead, the bad news, he bred."

Don't worry, you won't miss me, I'll be haunting your bedroom every night.

"To The Necrophiles: I Consent!"