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I just FUCKED a hooker
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I'm on summer vacation so I thought I would indulge myself a little. We were at a pub in Avignon and then we left and were waiting around for a cab and his hooker came up right next to us. So we got to talking and I didnt have a place in the city so we ended up fucking in the cargo part of this van. It was pretty sweet. I just got home its almost 3 here. I'd say it was worth the $400. Anyone else ever bone a hooker?
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Comments (14)
Chuckle (2016)
2006-08-11 20:32:23
Was he tight?
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CrazyMoFo (1953)
2006-08-11 22:49:58
NICE ! ! ! Welcome to the club.
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fluffy (3166)
2006-08-11 23:37:14
I haven't, but whatever floats your boat. Just be careful dude. They screw all kinds of guys.
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brabbit (1611)
2006-08-11 23:46:58
@: fluffy
You paid $400 to fuck a hooker in a cargo van?

Sounds like she fucked you.....

You idiot- Good hookers cost triple what you paid , and filthy hookers cost less than a hundred bucks.

There is no in between- you stupid disease carrying dickhead...
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jenisis (883)
2006-08-12 02:27:48
brabbit, you're comment was funny as hell. Umm, how was it truly, what was going through your head?
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abnormal (3108)
2006-08-12 05:00:27
Waste of money!
Round here you can dump in a hooker's hole m/f for $25, or a b/j for $15, long as you don't mind doing it up against a wall or behind a dumpster. And it's hot, cos of all the other action going on round about. Just make sure you don't slip on the rubbers over the asphalt!
But I suppose Avignon ain't like that, or couldn't you find the right alleyways?
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caro (3090)
2006-08-12 06:48:29
You dirty sick idiot. Hate to be your girlfriend. Pity your future partners... you are gross...
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cabinet69 (3089)
2006-08-12 10:22:11
A bit much to pay I think but youve gotta try these tings
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CrazyMoFo (1953)
2006-08-12 14:27:39
F*ck that they're all jealous. Except cabinet, he has an open mind. I'm proud of u boy. F*ck another Hooker. Just use a condom (hell to be safe use 2 condoms)
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Chuckle (2016)
2006-08-16 13:51:39
100% normal thanks
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CrazyMoFo (1953)
2006-08-18 22:26:29
and chuckles is good too.
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callo (3023)
2006-09-02 11:12:18
$400?
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comfusion (7367)
2007-05-12 22:47:55
Damn loser, instead of disrespecting the entire female world why don't you find yourself a nice girl and wait for the right one and right time.


OH YEAH!!

your a damn loser...like I said before so you have to pay good money for pleasure HAHA
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MatthewDark (10431)
2007-09-06 18:27:51
dude, that wasn't worth $400 i can tell you right now. Your right hand could prolli be better and costs nothing.
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