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I kiss my cat on the lips. IIN?
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I can't resist. I pick up my cat and give him about 20 kisses on the lips before I let him go. I don't think he likes it much but 1) he's a cat, who cares about his opinion? 2) he's MY cat and I can do with him as I please 3) I have no control over myself when it comes to kissing cats on the lips. I can't let him go until I am done with the kissing. If he wriggles away before I am done my whole day is ruined. It's like having blueballs except not in the balls. Brain blueballs. There's probably a sciency word for brain blueballs but I don't know it.
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I find it disturbing that you force this on your cat.
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"If he wriggles away before I am done my whole day is ruined."

Then leave him be. Believe it or not, your cat is developing hatred towards you. It's one thing to pick him up and carry him around, but it's another thing when you either hug him or kiss him. Cats need to have personal space. Kissing him makes him perceive this act as an awkward situation. Also, being that close to his face is act of aggression, a quality found in a predator. Humans are very capable of inducing damage to their prey, so your cat is most likely scared of you, and possibly hates you.
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What about my feelings though? I do everything for him. I pay the bills, I buy the food, I give him treats, I scratch him like he likes. What about ME?

I don't think he hates me. He doesn't avoid me. He acts normal. Yeah he probably is freaked out when I get right in his face but it's a small price for him to pay for what he gets in return.
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Well, I'm only here to give advice. If both of you are happy, then don't stop giving him affection.
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69
aren't the sciency words for brain blue balls frustration and pain?
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Cat's have lips?
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Think about it...
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Oh pussy lips, I get it now.
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No, no, no! There's nothing to get. I am serious. Felines. I kiss goddamn felines. Get your minds out of the gutter.
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69
funny enough when safe mode is on your story disappears
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@: 69
Jesus, what's wrong with people! There's nothing sexual about this. Actually it's probably because I wrote the word "blueballs" in my story. That explains it.
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robbieforgotpw
At least you're not kissing their tails lol
*power dumps in litter box
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robbieforgotpw
Cat lips are too small to kiss in the first place
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Lmao!!
"She looked at it and meowed questionably."
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Sometimes people joke around, get used to it.
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They sure do!
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It seems that youve already made up your mind that you are going to "do as you please because he's your cat"
I dont know if its normal, but if you like it i would say go ahead.
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Thanks for giving me your blessing.
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I wasnt "giving you my blessing" i was just saying i dont understand what would be wrong with it. If its your cup of tea... Chase your desires! Lol
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Yes it is normal. You love your cat and I sure it does not bother them that much. They probobly just do not like you holding them that long.
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If I keep eating these nuts will I become crazy? Someone is cooking some food that smells delicious. Damn I'm hungry.
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Whut?!
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So on top of being a euphemismist, you're also hard of hearing and bad with spellering? Great scott.

I'm not sure either.
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Oh you think this was some kind of innuendo? Hahaha! No it's 100% serious, face-value. I kiss felines on the lips. Yes, cats have lips. Google it.
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Oh. Fine then but if the cat scratches your throat open and bites your lips off, you can't get mad.
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69
you forgot extra flexible
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Me too ^^
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Hey cat's opinions matter. Cats rule
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His privates and asshole must taste good to you.
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It's not normal. It's also incredibly lame.
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is he gray?
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@: splashy
No he's a ginger tabby cat. Why?
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