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I know it isnt right
Does anyone ever watch those nutrisystem commercials? Well they are on all the time with people like Don Shula and Dan Marino and Don Shulas wife mmmmm she is why im posting this. Im in my 20's and im not a big loser or anything but I feel really attracted to her, I know shes old probly in her late 60's or early 70's and you can tell shes had alot of platic surgery but man id really like to stick it to her... I know pausing the tv and masturbaiting to her is not right and I feel like im going to go to hell but its just impossible to resist. Does anyone have any advice?
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fitlife_411 (7293)
the funny thing about plastic surgeory is that its not all its cracked up to be the scars are gross and shes prolly loose and old....just wrong
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Yoshi (7608)
didnt even read it and i said no lol
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slackjawedyokel (6678)
dude there is like 10 billion naked chicks on the internet and you get your jollies from a nutisystems commercial? damn that is boring .
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