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I like Fucking Hookers on Crack
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Hi my name is Julio.

I live in New York and love picking up cheap street hookers. I'm 27 and been married for 3 years but something happened in our marriage and the sexual spark is gone after I had my kid a year ago.

There is no more danger and excitement in our lifes. We were wild at a stage now everything in my life is stable and there is no more excitement or adventure.

I now get this adventure and danger in picking up drugged up cheap street hookers. My wife does'nt suspect a single thing and I usually sneak out of my house in the early hours, quickly fuck these whores in my car and then come home.

Please help!!! Its becoming an addiction, I fear its putting not only mine but my wifes life in danger too.
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Comments (15)
illbreakyerrface (7604)
2007-06-12 10:26:41
is aids dangerous enough for you??

good! b/c you probably have them.
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ChrisUFC (7139)
2007-06-12 11:40:03
The only things spicks such has your self are good for is drinking bear and breeding.
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sullee (8817)
2007-06-12 13:51:21
2 late u prolly got hiv alredy
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mm2184 (5042)
2007-06-12 18:02:59
you better be wearing protection. that would be fucked up if you end up coming home with aids or an std and passing it on to your wife.
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gizzie56 (8681)
2007-06-12 22:26:53
Jeez guy you got a nice loving wife at home and your out screwing hookers,whats the matter with you?If some of the zest is gone out of your relationship its not the end of the world,be creative and put some romance back into your relationship.I do agree with the other guys that answered your post if you havent been using protection you probably have something,GET TESTED!if tests come up negative stop doing what your doing,never mention it to your wife and put some effort into your relasonship with her,if postive so sorry man.
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WHYme (8965)
2007-07-27 16:14:29
Give me your address and I will go over and FUCK the living shit out of your loving wife while you are out banging the hooker.


I promise I will MAKE LOVE to her and tell her all the things she wants to hear and is not getting from you!
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glasswilderness (5971)
2007-08-02 07:44:45
I would reccomend that you talk to your wife about spicing things up. You should make the first move.
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kinky_bi (10457)
2007-09-08 11:04:11
do u honestly think this guy cares about a) getting std's and b) giving them t his wife?
no.
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stinkbug12345 (9117)
2007-09-08 12:28:00
dude how can you stand the smell ? crack whores never bathe. You like the smell its a turn on ? tell your wife to stop taking bathes for a week your marriage will be saved
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mniraml23 (9963)
2007-09-16 18:09:19
@: ChrisUFC
How do you know he's hispanic?

You're fucking stupid.
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LFC_999 (8542)
2007-09-16 18:14:53
What do you call a little mexican?
A paragraph, because he's not quite an essay
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mniraml23 (9963)
2007-09-17 22:29:36
@: LFC_999
I know I shouldn't be laughing but I found that amusing.
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JanIAm (10668)
2007-09-30 00:47:17
How does being busted by an undercover cop sound? I'll bet that would "spice up" your marriage in hurry.

Nobody needs to tell you what you're risking here because you already know it. It sounds like just being happily married to a good woman is not stimulating enough for you. Can't you find excitement in things that don't involve threatening your marriage? Even sky diving strikes me as being safer than what you're doing here.
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ruleofrose (13204)
2008-01-31 12:02:09
Screw your wife in her sleep or after giving her wine and sleeping pills. It's almost like she's dead. *booiiiiinnnnnggg*
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sunra (22169)
2009-04-20 06:00:48
Are you smoking rocks with your girls? Sounds like you're having a great time as long as you watch it that you don't get robbed by one of your girls or popped by a cop. If you're smoking with them I know you're not getting hard enough to bang and insert so they're probably just blowin' you, so make sure you don't have any open cuts on your little friend. Sex on blow is mind blowing so you're on point man. The car's not a great place to smoke and fuck though. Just get a cheap room and a couple of rocks and you can stretch out with wilder stuff.
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