I like the smell of my own farts

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Everone likes the smell of their own farts, your fine.

I love the smell of my farts too, its delicious!

I love my fart smell except sometiems wen i eat eggs. Then it smells bad.

that's disgusting

That is kind of gross, but funny!

Dude, you have to try the cub-cake action, get that roaster right in the cup of your hand and cuff it in your palm with two hands, slowly bring it up and adhere it to the nose so not much escapes.
Another really good way of transporting the fart is in the bathtub, when u got a ripper in the bath, sit up and lean over around the launch area, when the bubbles hit the surface, your gonna have some really fresh stain for your nostril senses.
And thirdly, try collecting it in a small jar with a lid, usually the stench will remain for at least 3 days before getting stale, or you could try storing it in the fridge.

Ok so the best way I have found to transport the fresh smell of a fart to your nostrils is also quite amusing. When I have REALLY BAD GAS, i get some GOOD bubble gum chewed up. Then, i take of my pants and aim my naked ass up in the air. I pancake my wad of bubble gum and adhere it to all the but hairs around my anus. Then I have blastoff. I make a baloon. Now, most people only get to enjoy a fart with 2 senses, maybe even 3 if they are lucky. Not me. I get all 5. I can see my fart, smell my fart, taste it when I rechew the gum, hear the fart rip real fierce like, and touch it via baloon. It was my sheer genius that discovered this. If you really dig on farts and have a flatuence fascination, I suggest using my fart ballon method. Just imagine, you can flavor the wet fart to match whatever you choose to chew. Its quite exciting. You havent lived till you stuck a fart in your mouth and popped it out your nostrils. Its the inverted, "inverted sniff" Enjoy!

real genius

Ew.

CRIKEY !!! thats a bit yucky.......

smell your own farts, dont eat em..

Sickkk!!!

Oh man. I just had a convo about this not too long ago with some friends. lol I totally love my farts. and if they smell real bad and strong its a bonus! lol if they dont stink as bad or at all, i get dissapointed. its like a game...

What the hell..

I love the smell of my own farts too. Sometimes I will eat things on purpose that I know for a fact will give me bad gas.

Usually the louder they are the less they smell, but not always. I got up one morning after drinking beer and eating white castles all night, and I had left over chili for lunch that day too! I let out a fart the next morning that must have lasted for a full 45 seconds. It was warm and slightly damp kind, but very loud. I instantly started to sniff.

MY GOD what a wonderful aroma. It was purely putrid. The only way I can describe the horrific coma inducing smell was like rotten eggs, dead fish, a molded onion and burning human hair....all mixed together.

I kid you not, this fart lingered for over an hour as I kept going back into the room to enjoy the stink.

I have tried to duplicate that smell again to no avail. I'd give anything to relish an assplosion like that again!

ew thats gross.

Pussycats all of you. The singular appropriate way to savour one's f l a t u s is contort oneself until nose reaches anus and freebase the emergent ' o l o u r '. If you're so porkbound you can't manage this elementary manouvre your gas is probably just as worthless..

eheheh >:]

me to lol

that is sick