I've always liked the smell of my own farts. If I'm alone, I'll even fan the fart up to my nose with my hand so I can get the full odor right in my nostrils. Is this normal?
Dude, you have to try the cub-cake action, get that roaster right in the cup of your hand and cuff it in your palm with two hands, slowly bring it up and adhere it to the nose so not much escapes. Another really good way of transporting the fart is in the bathtub, when u got a ripper in the bath, sit up and lean over around the launch area, when the bubbles hit the surface, your gonna have some really fresh stain for your nostril senses. And thirdly, try collecting it in a small jar with a lid, usually the stench will remain for at least 3 days before getting stale, or you could try storing it in the fridge.
Ok so the best way I have found to transport the fresh smell of a fart to your nostrils is also quite amusing. When I have REALLY BAD GAS, i get some GOOD bubble gum chewed up. Then, i take of my pants and aim my naked ass up in the air. I pancake my wad of bubble gum and adhere it to all the but hairs around my anus. Then I have blastoff. I make a baloon. Now, most people only get to enjoy a fart with 2 senses, maybe even 3 if they are lucky. Not me. I get all 5. I can see my fart, smell my fart, taste it when I rechew the gum, hear the fart rip real fierce like, and touch it via baloon. It was my sheer genius that discovered this. If you really dig on farts and have a flatuence fascination, I suggest using my fart ballon method. Just imagine, you can flavor the wet fart to match whatever you choose to chew. Its quite exciting. You havent lived till you stuck a fart in your mouth and popped it out your nostrils. Its the inverted, "inverted sniff" Enjoy!
Oh man. I just had a convo about this not too long ago with some friends. lol I totally love my farts. and if they smell real bad and strong its a bonus! lol if they dont stink as bad or at all, i get dissapointed. its like a game...
I love the smell of my own farts too. Sometimes I will eat things on purpose that I know for a fact will give me bad gas.
Usually the louder they are the less they smell, but not always. I got up one morning after drinking beer and eating white castles all night, and I had left over chili for lunch that day too! I let out a fart the next morning that must have lasted for a full 45 seconds. It was warm and slightly damp kind, but very loud. I instantly started to sniff.
MY GOD what a wonderful aroma. It was purely putrid. The only way I can describe the horrific coma inducing smell was like rotten eggs, dead fish, a molded onion and burning human hair....all mixed together.
I kid you not, this fart lingered for over an hour as I kept going back into the room to enjoy the stink.
I have tried to duplicate that smell again to no avail. I'd give anything to relish an assplosion like that again!
Pussycats all of you. The singular appropriate way to savour one's f l a t u s is contort oneself until nose reaches anus and freebase the emergent ' o l o u r '. If you're so porkbound you can't manage this elementary manouvre your gas is probably just as worthless..
Well first of all i wanna say that I fucking love my own farts smell and the one guy who wrote the more stinker the better itsd true... i cant stand anyone else but i love mine. Also both my friend and i like to pick our butts and smell it. Someonetimes we will smell eachothers fingers and one time i even puked i find his smells like curry and mine just smells like cheese. I even sometimes scratch my butt hole and smear it under my nose so i can get a lasting dose. And the furthur up you go the more potent the smell. I like it when its most intense its almost fucking orgazmic. Now at first my friend and i didnt know we both had this obsession for a matter of fact we both made fun of another friend but now we do it together and its fucking awesome we will even compare the smell to see whos is better and stronger
What I like to do is fart in the toilet and let my ass prevent precious fart from escaping. Then when I think it's juuuuuust right, I get down on my knees, throw my head in the bowl and take that shit to the dome!!
that's funny stinkfinger and gross why would you sniff your friends corn-hole or your own ass i tried it once and my back went out and i was stuck in the face to ass position for a whole week no mo ass sniffin for me
not too seem like a weirdo but its tru it dose smell good lol its REAAAALLLLLY nastey smelling others but it seems like mines one of a kinda no joke lol
I think this is the most freaking common type of question in this site. Search for it and you'll find a bunch. If that doesn't say anything about how normal it is I don't know what will.
I gotta say, I love my own sick farts so much that it made me Google it to see if anyone else Googles it. Ta da! Hello fellow fartyrs. My fave is when you're in your car and you let a big McNasty in your car, THEN, you get out really fast and go into the grocery store it whatever and you come out and your car still stinks like fart. That kills me! I die laughing and sniffing! The only thing is you gotta make sure you don't see anyone you know ir let someone walk you to your car! They get a whiff of that ass chamber of secrets you built and they'll cut and RUN!
Ok. Good comments. Have any of you ever scratched your ass and had it sort of soak through to your fingers? I think that smells good part of the time, the other part smells like my cat's which is PUUKE. But I still risk it...! GREAT smell.
To DIAPER_MOUTH20207....Dude! Ur funny as hell...if i werent a chic & actually had ass hair, i'd sooo try that shit. Bravo & A+ for creativity. Luv it!
your a real asshole literally sticking your finger up your ass if you like sticking your finger up your ass don't talk about its so gross especially smelling your friends fart and poop and your own its normal to smell your farts not normal to smell your friends fart and poop and frankly smelling your fart and your friends poop, your poop, friends fart, your fart is so gross. period!
Surely you have noticed that when you let one rip in the shower the smell is even more intense - the enclosed space combined with the hot water and steam really "cooks it up" real good. Surely I'm not the only person who has savoured this?
I just want to say that Im a chick and I love smelling my own farts! Its not just a guy thing. I don't like getting caught smelling them though haha. I love the smell of my own s*** too. I mostly love farting whilst im in the bath and the smell gets trapped in bubbles and you can burst them when your ready to enjoy the smell. I also hate it when you cupcake a fart and it doesn't even smell... that is very depressing
wow.. i didnt realise how sick some people in this world really are.. :\ how old are you lot bout 40+ sniffing your own farts coz' your bored with your own boring lifes. :/
Another really good way of transporting the fart is in the bathtub, when u got a ripper in the bath, sit up and lean over around the launch area, when the bubbles hit the surface, your gonna have some really fresh stain for your nostril senses.
And thirdly, try collecting it in a small jar with a lid, usually the stench will remain for at least 3 days before getting stale, or you could try storing it in the fridge.
smell your own farts, dont eat em..
Usually the louder they are the less they smell, but not always. I got up one morning after drinking beer and eating white castles all night, and I had left over chili for lunch that day too! I let out a fart the next morning that must have lasted for a full 45 seconds. It was warm and slightly damp kind, but very loud. I instantly started to sniff.
MY GOD what a wonderful aroma. It was purely putrid. The only way I can describe the horrific coma inducing smell was like rotten eggs, dead fish, a molded onion and burning human hair....all mixed together.
I kid you not, this fart lingered for over an hour as I kept going back into the room to enjoy the stink.
I have tried to duplicate that smell again to no avail. I'd give anything to relish an assplosion like that again!
its REAAAALLLLLY nastey smelling others but it seems like mines one of a kinda no joke lol
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I... I dont know... this blow my mind.
its 100% normal
not exaggerating