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I like the smell of my own farts
I've always liked the smell of my own farts. If I'm alone, I'll even fan the fart up to my nose with my hand so I can get the full odor right in my nostrils. Is this normal?
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Another really good way of transporting the fart is in the bathtub, when u got a ripper in the bath, sit up and lean over around the launch area, when the bubbles hit the surface, your gonna have some really fresh stain for your nostril senses.
And thirdly, try collecting it in a small jar with a lid, usually the stench will remain for at least 3 days before getting stale, or you could try storing it in the fridge.
smell your own farts, dont eat em..
Usually the louder they are the less they smell, but not always. I got up one morning after drinking beer and eating white castles all night, and I had left over chili for lunch that day too! I let out a fart the next morning that must have lasted for a full 45 seconds. It was warm and slightly damp kind, but very loud. I instantly started to sniff.
MY GOD what a wonderful aroma. It was purely putrid. The only way I can describe the horrific coma inducing smell was like rotten eggs, dead fish, a molded onion and burning human hair....all mixed together.
I kid you not, this fart lingered for over an hour as I kept going back into the room to enjoy the stink.
I have tried to duplicate that smell again to no avail. I'd give anything to relish an assplosion like that again!
its REAAAALLLLLY nastey smelling others but it seems like mines one of a kinda no joke lol
*UR A WEIRDO*
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KELLY
I... I dont know... this blow my mind.
its 100% normal
not exaggerating