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I like to feel my kitten's nutsack. IIN?
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I have a male kitten whose testicles just recently (FINALLY!!) descended. He prances around with his tail up and that big bulging nutsack there free for the feeling.

I like to pick him up and gently rub his nutsack and feel his balls in there. What a fuzzy soft little nutsack. I love it.

It's nothing sexual, I just love kitten ball sacks.

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I'm pretty sure your kitten isn't fond of your fondles.
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Well he doesn't fight me off, so until he does, I'll keep doing it.
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SMH
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It's not healthy.
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For who? Me or him? Because I wouldn't want to harm my cat.
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Both.
For him because your hands carry bacteria that could wind up causing him irritability or possibly infection depending.
For you because a; psychologically it's damaging to yourself. b; you could certainly catch something.
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Right, I forgot about cat AIDS. Fuck. I need to get tested.
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i'm pretty sure humans can't catch cat illnesses. and cats are really clean so they probably won't catch anything from us either. you just don't want kid playin with his cats nuts so you're spreading lies.
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does it purr when you do it?
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so
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WTF?!
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Doing this is like watching an infomercial and not ordering the product. It's so awesome, and they showcase it so well, but you don't climax. Plus it's a little bit goofy, just like those plastic people on infomercials.
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Uh.......
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Quote: It's nothing sexual, I just love kitten ball sacks........rigggghhhtttt
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Oh so I can't feel a nutsack and not be aroused? I disagree, good sir.
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Considering you used the word sir makes me like you even more (: Tell me, my good sir, what is it you like about a kittens nutsack? I surely believe this type of action certainly must be arousing to either your good self, or the kitty in general.
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I have a lot of experience with various animal's nutsacks, and I find the cats to be irresistible for many reasons.

Firstly, they are so damn fuzzy. Evenly fuzzy, and no pubes, it's all just soft fur.

They're taut. Yet soft and inviting.

Their balls are so perfectly round and symmetrical compared to other animals.

They don't hang low like a punching bag, they beg to be fondled, not hit.

They're big enough to see and feel, but not so big that they're like an accessory or a burden.

Must I go on?

I'll be back in 5, I need to find my cat real quick. It's nothing sexual,I assure you.
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Likes this. Not the kitten ball fondling things, but your humour (:
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BundleLoop
Now you should switch and let him play with yours :)
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This is truely brilliant! One of the rare good made up stories.
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Um, it's not made up. I really can't resist feeling his little fuzzy balls once in a while.
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I want teabag on its my cat head. So I use the left bollicle and it very suft and furry on the head. Then I try the right bollicle and it equally soft and fur. Then I think about the annus. I put the annus there but the cat, he see the annus coming and at the last minute it was no soft and fur, he jump up and bite the annus.

And that is the story about the annus. What happen now?
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Hwhat??
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lol XD OMG lol isit normal that i want to find a tom cat and try this lol :P
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you're one of the other people that voted normal?
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nah i didnt vote at all i hardly do
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What a troll!

Made me laugh though.
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i think you're alright. i've hit my cat in the head with my penis before because i was jerking it and afraid the cat was about to attack my penis, so i went ahead and smited her. if your cat doesn't mind and it's not sexual for you, i think it's fine. some people really get off on their senses, and live for stimulation. some people even like to eat food that tastes bad just for the experience. on an unrelated note, my dog had a nipple and sometimes when he laid just right it would look like his nipple was on his dick. i would call him nipple dick and he'd get that ashamed look. i talked my sister into touching it, and my dog covered his face with his paws, like he was embarassed. too cute. do what ya do, OP, don't let these haters getcha down.
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Is your cat called tugger by... Hold on tigger er I Meant Tigger.
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No his name is 'Nanners.

Sometimes I call him 'Nanner Man.

It's short for Hand Banana.
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Tonight... you...
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I hope this is fake. Maybe YOU like it, but does the cat like it? If he starts to Miao while you do it or his tail gets big, he clearly doesn't like it.
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lol :P i would never do this but i dont think its abnormal :/ i voted normal. i mean you touch a cAt'S ball whats so wrong with that ? we all touch cats why not the balls too :P its nothing sexual you dont abuse it
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DeadGIrlsDon'tSayNo
That's fucked up. stop diddling your cat, you sicko.
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I can hear yelling and gunfire outside. This guy stole a HD tv and they started shooting at each other...with muskets, like revolutionary war style, dude.
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Still a better love story than the OP.
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What does this have to do with the price of a good teabagging in China?
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I'm worried that you're going to hurt him. Cats can't tell you when something is starting to hurt, and some cats will tolerate things longer than they should.
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bullshit. cats feel pain like all living creatures, aside from that indian family that all join freakshows when they grow up, if they grow up, because they can't feel pain and usually die while teenagers because of this. i've seen cats knock the shit out of children that were making them uncomfortable. cats make horrible sounds and try to kill you when you give them a bath, if you were actually hurting them i'm sure it would be even more fierce.
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Uh, not all living creatures feel pain, FYI, and people with an insensitivity to pain due to CIPA aren't all part of "that indian family that all join freakshows when they grow up".

Cats, of course, can feel pain, but the cat may not react until you've permanently injured him. Cats' tolerance of and responses to pain and cruelty vary pretty widely.
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Are you retarded?
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i know not all people that can't feel pain are indian. but it is hereditary and there is an indian family that just so happens to have several people that lost the genetic lottery. you said cats can't tell when something is starting to hurt. i am pretty sure this isn't true. if you aren't a cat, then how can you know what sensations cats experience? i just think you're a dumbshit. OP didn't say he was squeezing the cats balls, or thumping them, he said he likes to feel the soft hair. the hair around a cat's crotch is like a birds downy feathers, and it's pleasant. i suppose you don't let people rub your vagina because you can't tell when things start to hurt and someone might permanently damage you. it'd be a shame if you couldn't have children.
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Your cat may be uncomfortable, he can't talk so u will never know
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cats do talk. and they let people know nonverbally even before they'll talk. they swing their tail back and forth quickly and with intent. then you know you're about to get your ass kicked. all these people naysaying are just jealous that no one touches their nuts. i'm a bit envious myself. thank god it's friday. i should go downtown. like the part of town, not like go down on somebody.
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Valkeer
Infectious, isn't it?
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That's quite gross. xD
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I feel bad for your cat. Leave his balls alone, they aren't for you to molest.
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He practically forces me to rub his balls, if I start touching them he rolls onto his back and puts his legs up in the air to give me full access.

He wants it.

Or is it the age difference that bothers you more? He's only about 8 months old and I'm a middle aged man. Put into print, that does seem wrong. But it's a CAT, 8 months is like 15-16 years at least. He's gotta be a teen. A taut, muscly, nubile teen.
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I'm not being rude, but a cat could want you to scratch his bumhole because it's itchy, that doesn't mean you actually do it.
If you're a middle aged man then that makes it a lot worse, you should know better. The cat may like it for that moment but it would be confusing for him too.
Leave him alone and find something else to grab, I'm sure you have a pair of balls handy.
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you sick little monkey!!!
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Oh my god, that's better than the jayjaydafuckingjetplane and da grand feft auto outburst!
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Have you ever considered buying a soft toy...? It's healthier to just squeeze a soft toy instead of an animal's balls. Soft toys are cuddlier anyway. o_O
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Lockets
This is a sick post. Perverted animal abuse and disrespect.
GET A LIFE
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Zoopeadaophile...=(
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What made you even think about doing that? You were just like: hey, why don't I start touching my cat's balls?
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You're a fuckin' pervert!
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"i just like kitten ballsacks"
Aha hello is this peta yes theres this guy who.......
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It's nothing sexual but I absolutely love getting my pet goat from behind. I just enjoy it so much. Again, nothing sexual though..
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Hey guys think about it. Do you like it when people play with your balls. Of course you do. The why wouldn't a cat like it. Hmmmm?
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Rofl! I can't stop laughing now!
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