i like to make my husband smell my farts

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no not really but kind of funny.

No, it's normal....


but I think you're my hero. :)

Second time today
I can't remember to use the word "not", apparently

it't NOT normal :p

No, that's just sick...

Haha Personally I Hate Farts. But It's Actually Quite Normal, And A Tad Bit Funny. Ha.

Oh, Your Normal.

I... am laughing so hard.... but quietly so the baby doesn't wake.... but really... it all matters on HIS opinion

If he doesnt mind then hey by all means.

that is repulsive!

That is...quite gross. Your husband probably doesn't enjoy that.

All that matters is,
Does it smell good?

It's hilarious

lol im still laughing...I think thats grouse, but its normal i guess

hell no nasty

that's NOT NORMAL!!!

how could you do that -.- making people smell your disgusting smelly farts??? and that someone has to be your husband? and you are doing it deliberately! i think you are such a psycho and really sick in the mind! NOT NORMAL AT ALL. I mean its is like, who in the right mind will do what you are doing? I bet he isn't enjoying it a single bit. He is pitiful! please. stop your senseless act.

definitely not.

Everybody farts, so that part is normal... and heck maybe your husband beats you

Sick, but people do it. ick (ha)

the women of my dreams, let ur fragrance dwarf all over me. im basking in ur ambiance!

umm just so ya know there are some guys taht get turned on by that, probley the people that are answering your question, and if ur husband dosent really care than he probley does too

what the fuck?

i can't believe this could be happening !! it's really hilarious! if it happend and i fart infront of somebody i can blush like hell..it's sooooooo embaressing really!how could u do that!! it's not normal at all!

I am almost crying in tears of laughter at this.
What a gross girl. :PPPP
I personally would never want my man to see me in that light. :P

HAHAHAHAHAHA i fart all the time and they smell like bad eggs hells yeah its normal, but wafting it. its just a little bit o fun aint it ;)

There IS a legitimate fart fetish...I've seen websites dedicated to it...so I guess it's normal, however unusual lol.

Ha, can you say fart fetish? When I was really young, I'd take a stethoscope, put it to my butt and fart in it. We lmao'd.

That's pretty weird, but also hilarious. :D

Eeww , whats wrong with you people ?
Doez ur husband have to suffer too ? =X

sounds like you kinda hate him

i bet you siad how does it smell you sun ov a beech

wat the phuck

DISGUSTING..nasty...rude. If someone did that to me they'd get a firm warning, then the couch, a $50 fine as well as forced labor (kitchen duty, laundry, etc.) It is a piggish thing to do, inconsiderate and I would not tolerate it. Good luck to him! I hope he doesn't vomit or gag because of the toxic $h*t fumes you exhaust from your rear end! If he does, you better clean it up!

No, it's not normal. Unless your man actually likes this, then it is very inconsiderate of you.
I would not like this at all, however, at the same time I LOVE to pleasure my wife around her anus (and everywhere else) with my tongue.
If she did accidentally fart while I was worshipping her (which she never has) then I would know it was unintentional and that she already felt embarrassed and bad about it.
Farting is not sexy and I cannot imagine your man wanting to smell them. He probably finds it very annoying when you act this immature.

instead of TRYING to get him to smell them, ask him TO smell them
xx

lol..i think its funny..till death do u fart..lol..eeel...lol!!!

lol I wish I had a boyfriend I can get THAT comfortable with. HAHA

Your my kind of woman.

If you see crazy glue on your husband's bedside table - worry!

At least he doesn't have to be embarrassed to fart around you. Most guys hate having to hold it in or go somewhere else.

most girls have to smell guy farts in bed, i think your probably some kind of feminist hero

If I were your husband, I would F***ing punch you in the face so hard. Nah jsut kiddin'.

Some peopel actually find it sexy. You just seem like a really cool wife.

hahaha...men deserve to smell farts all day long

that is not normal. your poor, poor husband.

You should tell him. Freak.

hahahaha hilarious mad props

i do this to people around me tons, cupping farts and shoving them under people's noses when they don't suspect it is hilarious

OMG are you serious? You are a nasty person. I would slap somebody if they ever did that shit to me. NOT normal.

I LIKE SMELLING MY WIVES FARTS

Do you like smelling farts? Does he?

hm....ok, so i bet you bully him like a little boy too? .... that is a sign of a hyperactive bully... if he cannot stand his man, then it is normalated norman

lol dude u are not normal
but you are fuking hilarious!!!
lmao!

u are my hero!!

HAHAHAHAHA that just made my day
sorry i dont think its normal.. but its hilarious!

I dont care what anyoen says i know anyoen whos been alive atleast 16 years has got atleast 1 loved one to smell their farts


PS I LIKE YOU you make me giggle

lol poor husband! is all i can say

I smell my own farts.

I LOLed XD

it's ok if he doesn't mind though

Hahaha you... Are a legend! Just made my day. But keep it up fartmystro

when did you stop loving your husband?

i hope the fart didn't come with a comBO "POOP"

WHY DO YOU DO THAT?
For the fun of it?
For the sake of irritating him?
Or.. he loves it? LOL.

LOL!! I can't stop giggling!!! But how would you feel if you were the husband, you mean woman!? Geez.......that's definately not normal!