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I like to masturbate
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I like to masturbate. I like doing it in semi-public. When I was 12 or 13 I once masturbated on the roof of our house. Also when I was young, once in the back seat of our car with my parents in the front seat. Now I am a married man. Once, though not to orgasm that time, I jacked off at a window on the 14th floor of a downtown office building, with a woman in her cubicle two aisles over. A few weeks ago I masturbated while driving, with the aid of a vibrating massager on my penis. Last night I wore a butt plug and went to the store, and then in the middle of the night, in the light of the full moon, I masturbated in my back yard, while using a spinning, vibrating anal toy. Did I say I like to masturbate? Actually, I love to masturbate. However, good sex with my wife is even better. It's just not often enough.
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Comments (14)
smithee (4389)
2007-02-03 15:30:21
Don't do it in public, no one wants to see something that small.
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slut91 (5658)
2007-02-03 20:54:19
maybe i can see you in public jackn off =]
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crazyme (4954)
2007-02-04 01:02:28
I saw my neighbor jacked off once time at his window..Maybe that was you eh?
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Kurty2007 (5693)
2007-02-04 10:53:26
Whoa, Whoa, put it away!
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santi (5734)
2007-02-06 18:45:28
if you're doin that even in the public be careful dude... astray cats might crush your hotdog
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DefetedGirl (5745)
2007-02-07 17:04:30
Why the hell would you do that in public?
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expiredlastjuly (5146)
2007-02-07 17:07:45
it kind of turns me on when people do it in public. lol maybe i should post a story to find out if that's normal..
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kenw (2954)
2007-02-08 00:05:39
i like jack off also but but them ass toys aint for me,but if you got the nerve jack off where you be comfy
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bananacum (5772)
2007-02-08 16:57:22
Why do you have to masterbate all the time if you're married? So sad.
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YourAllRetarded (5885)
2007-02-12 23:59:22
Nah dude.. i feel ya... its best if you get a handjob in a park with a girl or something tho. doing it yourself is kinda creepy and oldmanish. and no one ever said anything was wrong with a thumb in the butt when shes workin your shifter
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blahblah (6368)
2007-03-06 19:31:47
umm...wow...ur...a horny old man.
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chiefandy (5927)
2007-03-16 00:19:15
in youre other storys you claim to be a woman
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chiefandy (5927)
2007-03-16 00:23:30
like totally i do the same thing like at subway i buy a meat ball sub put my dick in it right there as soon as im given it and yell oh jared yes. i also have hot sex at the car wash oh baby yes and when i go to wallmart i just start making out with people and at the furniture store i ask what bed is the best for sex oh yaeh and at my job deliver pizza naked oh yaeh this is all totally true just like all of youre man/woman storys are you like a hermaphradite or some thing i mean give me a break im wondering what the hell you really are
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hotboy2367 (10985)
2007-10-06 16:35:02
hell yes
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